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-10hp
Feat: fond memories: when he reaches -10 hp and dies, your childhood is ruined.

Size/Type: Huge Giant (Air)
Hit Dice: 17d8+102 (178 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 50 ft. (10 squares)
Armor Class: 25 (-2 size, +1 Dex, +12 natural, +4 chest hair), touch 9, flat-footed 24
Base Attack/Grapple: +12/+32
Attack: Fists +50 melee (4d6+18) or slam +22 melee (1d6+12) or rock +12 ranged (2d8+12)
Full Attack: Fists +50/+17/+12 melee (4d6+18) or 2 slams +22 melee (1d6+12) or chair +12 ranged (2d8+12)
Space/Reach: 15 ft./15 ft.
Special Attacks: Chair throwing, spell-like abilities
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, oversized weapon, rock catching, scent
Saves: Fort +50, Ref +6, Will +20
Abilities: Str 50, Dex 20, Con 40, Int 12, Wis 30, Cha 13
Skills: Climb +19, Craft (any one) +11, Diplomacy +3, Intimidate +20, Listen +15, Perform (stringed instruments) +2, Sense Motive +9, Spot +15
Feats: Awesome Blow, Cleave, Improved Bull Rush, Improved Overrun, Iron Will, Power Attack
Environment: Spaghetti Western
Organization: Solitary, gang (Terrence Hill), family (2-4 plus 35% noncombatants plus 1 sorcerer or cleric of 4th-7th level plus 2-5 griffons or 2-8 dire lions), or band (6-9 plus 1 sorcerer or cleric of 4th-7th level plus 2-5 griffons or 2-8 dire lions)
Challenge Rating: 11
Treasure: Standard coins; double goods; standard items
Alignment: Lawful Good
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: —

I'm currently sitting in front of my entire collection and trying to decide which films I'll be watching this week in his memory. Damm hard to decide.
Also, wasn't there a youtube collection of all those eating scenes? Can't find it anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=5v7TcHSwPFY

this?

nah, it had all eating scenes from the films with either terence or/ and bud. almost 2,5 h long.

i wish i could find it

'This scene is missing for example, it's one of the best in my opinion.
youtube.com/watch?v=ozcSqLbh0kM

btw, can't quite place the last scene in Anyone know which film it is, clearly one I didn't watch enough if I can'T place it immediatly.

Chaotic Neutral Rogue

For those who skipped this block of text by habit - no, it's not an owlbear.

Is this thread full of Italians or he was famous even abroad?

I'm from post-soviet territory. They ran his movies on TV here.

Germany here, yes he was pretty famous around here

I'm American and I love spaghetti westerns

>btw, can't quite place the last scene in Anyone know which film it is, clearly one I didn't watch enough if I can'T place it immediatly.
That's gotta be one of the Trinity films, doesn't it?

Norwegians love Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movies.

I haven´t seen on of his films since I was fourteen around a decade ago. Loved the punch scenes the best.

Damn, time sure flies...

I´m from germany. His movies often got repeated on the kabel 1 tv channel. Fun times.

Incredibly enough, I think he's more of a household name in foreign countries than in our Italy. I mean, we know him, yes, but he was barely remembered nowadays and his movies have been a rare thing on public television for more than a decade.

Adding to that, I didn´t even know he was italian until the end. Always knew him under the name bud spencer and assumed he was either american or english. Same with terrence hill.

And yes, I´m sorry.

T. Hill is pretty (in)famous around here for a terribly boring yet epic tv show, "Don Matteo."
Basically Murder She Wrote, with the main char being a LG cleric on a bike.

Finnish Bud&Terence fan reporting.

Spaghetti Westerns- best Westerns hands down.

Paladin/Rogue

+20 swimming

Czechia here, films with the two are shown every once in a while when the TV wants to air something funny.
Always loved them, they're very relaxing movies.

In Hungary he's practically worshipped as a childhood mainstay

>in his memory

Wait, no....FUCK NO

And in the meantime /tv/ is flooded with GoT and two Tetris movie threads. Fuck this gay world.

Rest in peace Bud, I'll eat some beans and bananas in your name.

Spanish here. We also enjoy Bud's movies.

There were two threads there last night, but the shitty mods refused to sticky. The last thread died as the EU-crowd went to bed.

Pole reporting in. Entire 90s and early 00s Spencer-Hill duo was broadcasted almost constantly.
But it's Hill that's more recognised and liked from the two. Probably due to Don Matteo, which was popular enough to make Polish version.

>Chair throwing
It's almost perfect. You forgot one thing.
To add +25 Swimming.

Chile here. Even in this corner of the world we remember him.

Brazil here. He's not unknown to the older generations but I don't think most young folk in my country knows either him or T.Hill. I learned to love his movies through my father, though.

Finnish here and die-hard of both Hill & Spencer

Hungarian here. Somebody on our channels must have confused Bud Spencer with Jesus because they kept running his movies on both Christmas and Easter.

I didn't mind tho. Some good fun there.

found this image on a facebook page, someone should make a Terence Hill version

...

>that top middle pic

I don't remember the name of that movie but it had some great moments.

German here: Curious case happened when we had a guild meetup from all across Europe. For some reason we started talking about the Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies and everybody started cracking up and playing out their favorite scenes (including the fucking waiter at the restaurant we were at), only for the two Italians present to look at us utterly uncomprehending. Good times.

Incidentally, the same thing happened to me with British comedy scetch Dinner for One, which is astoundingly popular in Germany, but virtually unknown in Britain.

Go watch Non c’è due senza quattro (Vier Fäuste gegen Rio if you're German). It's a personal favorite.

One after another. Feels bad, man.

>Daily reminder Clint himself is 86 and not getting any younger

>Int 12

Bud was actually very smart. He spoke multiple languages and he actually made multiple inventions, including a toothbrush that puts toothpaste on itself and a rifle with three barrels.
Im not kidding, look it up.

Bud would make a great dwarf.His Lifespan would have been longer too ;_;

>50 STR, 40 CON
Probably intended for his characters, not the actor himself.
12 INT may be a bit too high in that regard.

>+4 chest hair
Yes.

Well this is enlightening.

Soldier of fortune on IMdb.

>Anyone know which film it is

Io sto con gli ippopotami

American here, I grew up on them, still see them pop up on TV every once in a while.

Swede reporting in.

I do believe the Bud Spencer (+Terrence Hill) films are more popular in Europe than the US. But I believe the more relevant gap is between age groups. Those flicks were on a cheap-because-old rotation in the 90s. And being mostly made in Italy, they have been spared the incessant remake hell so far.

What is funny is they play americans characters in most of their movies.

They were directly referencing Hollywood genres. Especially the Westerns are remarkable works of movie history.