Witches > all other spellcasters

Witches > all other spellcasters

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I concur.

What makes a witch better than the other spellcasters?

Those are stupid whores, not witches.

>interesting sources of power often ripe for narratives
>cool name
>appeal to a diverse demographic of characters, ranging from crazy old hags to quirky teenagers
>Occult magic is cooler than STEM-style "well if we measure the phlebotinum in concordance with ley line integration equations we can create a rune of teleport!" shenanigans
>kickass fashion sense

Symbaroum has witches in it, and they're pretty powerful, or at least useful, though all the Mystic subclasses are powerful/utilitarian in their own right.

I agree, though, they have the best flavor, and Symbaroum doesn't disappoint in that regard.

lets all fear female sexuality

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for real tho, whatever witches origins may be, i love what they have morphed into in a lot of media

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I agree. post more witches. P.S. what are your favorite systems to play witches in?

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Any system which doesn't use Vancian magic, really.

Not hating, I just don't have fun with it

Yes, but how do you KNOW she is a witch?

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here's a good osr witch thing gloomtrain.blogspot.com/2016/06/deep-dungeon-fishing.html

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>interesting sources of power often ripe for narratives
Like fucking with the devil to gain magical powers?

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are they a lady? y/n
do they live innawoods? y/n
do they do magic? y/n
are they very scary/old? y/n
if you answered yes to one of those, 10% chance they a witch
yes to 2, 30%
yes to 3, 50%
yes to 4, she totally is a witch, deus definitely vult

Naturally.

Anyone with an ounce of creativity can turn that into a compelling or even tragic narrative

this is probably a witch

Witches best bitches.

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Is that Scathach?

I love this game.

It's extremely good.
One of the best co-op experiences I've had in recent memory.

90% sure it's morrigan, celtic god of misfortune

I agree with the OP

they deliver the mail.
rather than throw potions at you.

GURPS, duh.
The only system that allows me to be witch-in-training, so having access to relatively low-power magic with proper counter-measures as the only magic for my character and countless secondary skills

Still better than "well if we measure the phlebotinum in concordance with ley line integration equations we can create a rune of teleport" bullshit

>Fucking with devil
>Making any form of pact with anything
>Rituals
>In-born powers
>Training to unlock your potential
>Invocations
>Intoxication
>Descendancy from mixed species
>Sold for servitude for fey or local stand-in
And so on and forth. And I'm not even trying to be creative here.

>Sold for servitude for fey or local stand-in
Stealin'

>Not just fucking the devil

>Witches > all other spellcasters
Truth.

Oh my god I love witches so much.

I love Witches. I play male Witch characters all the time.

>Zipper fly
The one on the left is packing heat

>male Witch
Is that even a thing? Sounds to me like an oxymoron

The Witch Men. My favorite character type. Typically have the same/similar powers to a Witch but are male. May represent a sort of leadership position or some kind of need to the mostly-female covens to balance out their mystic energy with masculine counterparts.

Who's that on the left? Can't say I recognise her. Sword Saint from Rokka maybe? That said, this is probably my favourite witch of all

Pretty sure that's literally a warlock

>Is that even a thing? Sounds to me like an oxymoron
Male witches are a thing, some people will call them warlocks instead. But that is not exactly correct.

Its Madoka. Come on man.

Looks like Modoka

Suwako is no witch, and not a very good 2hu either

I get the feeling we will see some trap witches very soon in this thread.

I meant right, the one bent over rather than Madoka who's doing it cowgirl

Learn your directions, nigga
Also might be this lass

So kind of witch doctor... now that makes some sense

Warlock doesn't translate at all into my language, so from my perspective is a made-up term with zero meaning, a buzzword for character class that describes a magic user like every other.
I don't want this to come out as smug or condescending. I just like to point out how language barriers are fun at times.

Looks nothing like her.

The blue haired one.

>Witches > all other spellcasters
You say that like I don't know that feel every day of my life.

>Warlock doesn't translate at all into my language
If you go cross the languages it's usually just random soup of words meaning "magic user" paired with each other randomly and people just copying instead of translating.
Wizard is "wise man" which is also Sage and both are sometimes used for different types of magic users.

For example - in slavik languages we have vedma for witch and vedmyak for male witch, but then they call Geralt a Witcher instead of a Warlock.

Yes I got that you meant her and still nope.
Hell the doujin may be even older than that anime.

The closest thing warlock has as translation is "czarnoksiężnik", which literally means "blackbooker", or a guy using Black Book, in the context of "tome full of satanic stuff". You can see how little it has with some guy related with war and how detatched it is from witches.
Best thing - Polish doesn't even have any difference between warlock and sorceror (since mage is strictly reserved for "czarodziej", so a "spelldoer"), since both translate into the same word. And witch doctor is equal to shaman.
Imagine the mess when TTRPGs are translated into Polish.

>Warlock doesn't translate at all into my language, so from my perspective is a made-up term with zero meaning
From Wikipedia:
>The most commonly accepted etymology derives warlock from the Old English wǣrloga meaning "oathbreaker" or "deceiver"
Maybe you will find this interesting.

>I don't want this to come out as smug or condescending. I just like to point out how language barriers are fun at times.
Yeah languages are fun.

Just because warlock has "war" on it, doesnt mean they are some sort of war entities.

But think about it on purely semantic level. You have a word that has NOTHING to do with parts that makes it and given completely different meaning. You know, like certain Chinese characters that combine phonetic parts together, so at first glance you got a word that makes zero sense, but it's not the meaning of each character making the new one, but how they are read.

Post a witch to keep this at least vaguely on topic

>Not posting best girl

Witch doctor

At least redhead sorta existed, but is black some kind of teleporter? Watch her hips.

>Posting that floozy rather then actual best girl

They both sprout out of nowhere, it's just how the gif is trimmed - literally three frames earlier the redhead also wasn't there.

>Implying I consider Diana best girl
>Implying I didn't need just a smug gif
>Implying anyone is even half as good as Amanda

It's probably someone from precure or something

they are cute (well hopefully)

what an amazing thread OP

unfortunately, it's incorrect, and if you weren't a cum guzzling bottom feeder you'd know what the actual best spellcaster is

Sure, keep trying to delude yourself.

Let's solve it like this - Sucy was best before The Enchanted Parade became a thing.
Now she's second best and you are the one deluded.

>Meduka
>Precure
Why do I find this funny when it is actually terrible?

Sucy is always best girl

these are some funny looking and sounding necromancers

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>Alchemy +1
>Not +10

Why she looks like she was straight from a cheap porn?

Terrible how.

Whine more.

Is that really a precure? Fuck it, I'm gonna go find the doujin

>Posting sluts with spiky hats
>Not classy witches
Pleb detected

Spiky hats are the best though.

Yeah, but not when they are put on literal whores

>that
>classy

Get better taste.

The best witches all have
>Long, black hair
>Blue or green eyes
Prove me wrong.

Who said it's classy?
But it's still better than those sluts above

>Not redheads

>its the Veeky Forums becomes butthurt over anything being even slightly sexual episode

Nice

>Not white-haired

Suwako is a burger witch.

>Actually liking redheads

>Slightly

>actually not liking redheads

>more tears

Motherfucker, I've already read this and it hasn't been character tagged correctly.

Look man, nobody is judging, but pretendint it's not sexual pandering ramped up to eleven is either pure stupidity, delusion or insecurity about own taste

You're entitled to your subjective opinion and I respect that.
You're wrong though.

>There are people out there who don't like redheads

I am entitled to my objective statement of fact, and am completely right about everything.

Witches a best female casters
>wizards are dorks
>druids are sluts
>clerics are double sluts who don't even put out
>sorcerers are arrogant and they all have RBF