The daemon primarch Fulgrim has manifested to do unthinkable things to your moist tight holes!

And now you are biggest bomb in existence.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Aura

I'll probably survive. But if I don't, he'd better hope he's immune to cancer.

Found the slaaneshi cultist

>Jesus Christ

But, user. How can he find me...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inodorosity

IF HE CAN'T SMELL ME?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Embodiment

oh what the actual fuck

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paint_Mimicry

Holes? What holes? I'm a mobile blob of paint.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singularity
What the ever living fuck?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Mimicry

Combat embodiment... maybe I'll get lucky?

I guess we know why he wants you though

Coming for my holes, eh?

Not if they're full of BEES, he won't be!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicombustion

We good. We very good.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sylph_Physiology
I probably survive, but I definitely get raped.

Do I dare violate GR15 for a laugh, or respect the rules?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oblivion_Embodiment
"There never was a primarch named _________. Nor a primarch named _______. Nor a primarch named ...Fulgrim."

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inverse-Omnipotence

Get Non-fucked Fulgrim! I make feeling pleasure impossible for the prince, weakening him to a non threat!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical-Based_Powers
>Limitations
>Must have chemicals.

Well shit. All I've got is some alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and a bottle of Aleve.

No fucking clue man.

rolling again.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasitic_Energy_Manipulation
That's more like it.

Butter up that pooper, man.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Inducement

Fulgrim, so disgusted by my existence, could not stand to exist within the same universe as me, and so destroyed himself.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nerve_Manipulation

Fulgrim doesn't want to do things to my moist tight holes anymore. Fulgrim feels nothing. Fulgrim is trapped in a prison of his own flesh, unable to perceive anything outside of his own thoughts.

>daemons having nerves

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Automatic_Defense

Ha, can't touch my asshole now Fulgrim!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inanimation
I'm going to turn that SOB into a statue and put him in my front yard.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing

Jesus christ what powergaming bs is this? I guess I slice up the concept of Chaos while I'm at it.

Poor Fulgrim.

>I make feeling pleasure impossible for the prince,
Something tells me this would be a fate worse than death for any Slaaneshi

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Restoration?useskin=oasis
>destroy the Warp and all its effects
>Primarchs were created with Warpcraft
>he becomes a really weird, genetically enhanced rapist
From there i might be able to fight him off.

>nothingness removal

gg no re

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Army_Creation
Uh... Yes. I do believe I survive.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Power_Replication

I think that it is the primarch that is going to be fucked... (and by his own powers)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Manipulation

I'm just going to spawn a shit ton of warhound Titan models, smash Fulgrims face into them and banish him back to the warp.

>spawn a shit ton of warhound Titan models
But being able to call forth that many Titans into one area would require an immense level of tactical genius.

Wait, why is there a Titan behind me?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation
Ima Mc'Hell raiser the shit outta that nigga.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Griffin_Physiology
Am I now more or less attractive to him?

>implying chains won't excite him more

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heliokinetic_Combat

>The power to use solar energy in combat. Technique of Solar Manipulation, variation of Combat Merging.
>The user can use the power of the sun in physical combat.

I think I'm safe.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Imprisonment

CAN'T REACH MY HOLES THRU THIS FUCKIN WOOD, NIGGER.

>implying that Fulgrim wouldn't enjoy having to pierce the wood to reach his target your rectum

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Lightning_Manipulation

This is for the Iron Hands you cunt, Feel the Emperor's wrath and my own.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Generation

Yeah, I'll be fine.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digestive_Creation
all i need to do is take a chunk out of and I get two of him

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Teleportation

Fulgrim can't do shit

>Encase his Penis in Wood
>Encase my asshole in Wood
>Encase my Wood in Wood
>Encase the Wood on his Penis in Wood

CAN'T FUCKIN' WOOD ME THRU THIS WOOD

kek

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Depletion

>Distance Manipulation by adding or depleting space in between two points.
>Matter Annihilation by erasing any matter or energy alongside a region of space.

Well now... can either run the fuck away or try to take warp head on like a proper pariah.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Physiology

I live.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Theft

Hopefully slowing him down so much he is effectively Time Stopped / frozen at Absolute Zero works. And that it lasts long enough between refreshing the power I can have a life,

If I can stack enough Speed Steals on him it will last a 1,000 years or so he is effectively Sealed Butthurt In A Can, And he can rape the next protagonist to come along when I'm dead and buried.

>implying he won't come to rape your eternal soul in the warp
You're fucked either way user. There's no worming your way out of this one.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure?useskin=oasis

No...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation
I guess I encase him in the core of a planet. Even if he escapes I can just keep doing it.

Hell the imperium would treat me like the most precious thing in the universe, with the ability to create planets for them at their beck and call. I would probably have an entire marine chapter assigned to guard me.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Transferal

Hah and Fuck!

Hah for transferring all that pain back to Fulgrim, Fuck because it will most likely be exquisite and thus provoke him/her/it into greater feats of inducing pain.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Subatomic_Manipulation

Let's have him try do whatever to a sentient explosion.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Manipulation

I'm pretty sure Slaanesh is trolling either me, Fulgrim, or both of us here.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

>I am now chaos
>Fulgrim is now my bitch

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Empowerment
T-Thanks Fulgrim

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption
Well, try to guess who's going to be the only chaos god in all of existence?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Force_Mimicry
I transform into pure energy (check it), therefore I have no moist tight holes.

Checkmate, Fulgrim.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Vision
i get to see every horrifying detail of my demise
i am so blessed

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Monster_Physiology

You didn't like being a painting. Lets see if you being a statue is any better.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malignance_Nullification

Uhhh... I guess Fulgrim will have to get Slow Cosby with me if he wants my anus.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Empowerment

I... I don't know if I'm his worst enemy or his dreamboat. Maybe... Both?

>Candlelit Dinner
>Fulgrim attempts to make small talk.
>"So holes are you doi-.. *ahem* sorry I meant how are your holes-shit. Weather's crazy today... L-Let me fuck you p-please."

>Slow Cosby
A very poor choice of words.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Soul

I am the Emperor. My holes are divine radiance that shall burn his chaos induced phallus devices. Either that or just mind crush who knows.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Flight
lel
I run away like the little bitch that I am...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Climate_Manipulation
>proof that man-made climate change is real

I'm going to make the rounds in all the conservative thinktanks and ask for some hush money if they don't want me to demonstrate that man-made climate change is real on TV.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis_Form?useskin=oasis

Well...ok,I guess?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thermokinetic_Flight

Fulgrim cannot cant catch me if I am on fire!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sleep_Magic

I shall commit terrible acts of debauchery while he sleeps.

Terrible acts.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Exoskeleton
Dear god...

This...

This is worse than herpes.

R.I.P. Fulgrim...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Roman_Deity_Physiology

not sure if good...

if i get aphrodite tho

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Anchoring
th-thanks

I hope Fulgrim solely uses reality warping abilities.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Threat_Identification?useskin=oasis
Yep, looks like he's a threat.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form

...greaaat. Maybe if I survive, I can avenge myself on him later.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
>Omnipotence_Embodiment

Wut? What am I, the god of Omnipotence? Or just god?

Are you anons real or have I just imagined you?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnotic_Food?useskin=oasis

I hope he wants dinner first.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Armor_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Can create and freely manipulate armor
>includes regular clothes
I guess I keep creating adamantine pants on both of us and have the armor keep him away. I'm saved I guess...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment

Yeah I'll be fine.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Smite

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Griffin_Physiology

Can Fulgrim's wings actually lift his giant snake ass? Because if not I've got his number.

>Clay Transmutation
>Power to transform matter into clay.

Eh, guess I'll turn him into clay. Or his body, anyway, he's immortal so I guess his spirit would return to the Warp to reform?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology

I'm a fucking catboy.

Fuck.

>Fuck

Accurate description of the outcome!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disembodied_Intelligence
BBEG it is then

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/System_Creation?useskin=oasis
Oh he's fucked.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Photography

I honestly don't know what image could possibly scare Fulgrim to death...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Storage

I think I got this.

>Bandersnatch physiology

I guess i can fly away if he gets closed

Maybe. I'm not sure how this works in relation to 40k.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Protection

The Emperor protects.