A deal's a deal, mon-keigh! Now you have to take my virginity!
A deal's a deal, mon-keigh! Now you have to take my virginity!
James Baker
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James Bell
what kind of response did you expect to get when you made this thread
Ian Foster
I could always make an elaborate fanfic about how the Blood Ravens are tasked with being "gifted" isha so old Gabe can get his freak on with her or another side story where Commander Hair Gel some how finds a way into the gardens of nurgle and puts his blood raven tactics to work
Dylan King
This is one of our regular threads though?
Jordan Phillips
>tfw You'll died if you take her virginity
Not a good deal desu.
Ayden Gutierrez
Macha, you know if I had even half a chance, I would.
But the entire universe will work to keep us apart the moment genitals are bared.
Gabriel Mitchell
Macha is gonna get a shit storm of art yet again thanks to DoW 3
Isaac Morris
You're really dedicated to shitposting, aren't you OP?
David Hughes
Is she going to be in DoW3? Then there's a chance.
Otherwise, no. All the love for her has honestly passed. Veeky Forums is not what it used to be - no one wants waifus and non-canon things happening just for fun.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Shes coming back.
An even bigger shit storm would be more Love Can Bloom shit.
Though knowing Veeky Forums now most people would call alot of the shit this place used to do autistic
Adam Nelson
Tragic.
William Richardson
If such is the Emperors will.
Nicholas Hughes
A deal's a deal, mon-keigh! Now you have to teach my son how to please a human!
Carter Allen
Most people do. I know there was some attempt to finish LCB - and not that really crappy shit, a different guy - but overall people find what happened before cringey and meme-ridden.
I miss it, honestly, but I also really don't want it revived, because then it would be all twisted and different to suit the views of today, instead of yesteryear. It might have been cringey, but it's still fun in its own way. I don't think today we could have that kind of fun.
Nicholas Morgan
LCB was always disliked by many.
John Roberts
LCB was either a big mistake or bad memory to most. but it did spawn the official loli of Veeky Forums
Carter Lopez
Well, it's still fun in a way. It's still remembered. But we just don't get anything like that, or Lofn, or anything else. At best you get might get a drawing, a screencap, and then it's never brought up again.
Lucas Lee
What's the official shota, then?
Adrian Wilson
Is chink still dead?
Cooper Robinson
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Samuel Diaz
>died if you take her virginity
Why?
Adam Diaz
The elf boy from that 'Dear Emprah' story?
Adrian Hughes
The amount of writefags we used to have or what? Because we had ALOT.
Michael Hernandez
I don't know what that is.
Ethan Evans
By all means.
Luis Campbell
Lil emps wasn't that long ago, user
Matthew James
That's the Emperor? Does that mean I can't do lewd things with him?
Mason Campbell
Fighting gifs to derail this shit thread
Benjamin Nguyen
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Liam Gray
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Chase Walker
Chase Brown
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Evan Wood
There's just less writefags and drawfags in general, but more importantly, no one wants anything made. Everyone's obsessed with narrow ideas of canon or winning arguments, rather than fun.
Juan Nelson
> i would take her virginity by first slowly inserting a knife into her belly before violently pulling up ward, cutting through her stomach lining and allowing the stomach acid to leak over her lower abdomen. While she is screaming from the initial shock I would jam my elbow into her windpipe so that her startled shriek is cut short, lost to the blunted echoes of the night forest, before pinning her onto her back and violently raping her. If she kicks, claws, or bites, I cut off one finger as punishment. If I run out of fingers, I move on to toes. If I have to pull out to reach her toes, I take two toes as punishment for her interrupting my pleasure. After I have orgasmed inside her body, I stand up and stomp onto her chest repeatedly until she begins coughing up blood. Then i sit back and watch as she cries in pain, before slinking off into the forest, stalking her over the next few days as she staggers about, sepsis setting in front her massive wounds and torn intestinal lining, until she eventually dies. I watch the crows eat her slowly over time, killing any large predators that come to eat her corpse, so as to prolong the period of decay
Henry Peterson
How many times are going to post a shitty thread that's been posted a hundred times before tonight OP?
Joseph Thomas
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Bentley Myers
DIE ELDAR WHORE
Austin Russell
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN~
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEAAAL!