I have been playing ches for yeeeeeeeeeears
>Feels good not selling my Demonic Pact
EVERYONE`S PLAYNG CHECKERS, BUT I`VE BEEN PLAYING CHESS FOR YEARS
Liam Cooper
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Jace Torres
Doesn't Origins and Dragons Rotate out after Eldritch Moon Releases?
Asher Murphy
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING CHESSSSSSS FOR YEEEEEEEEEARS
>modern
Kayden Rodriguez
Not until Kaladesh. 3 months of legality remains.
And it can still be done in modern after that.
Cameron Johnson
CHESS 4 YEARS
Kayden Stewart
Origins and Dragons of Tarkir are still Standard-legal until September. Enjoy, user.
Ryan Nelson
I miss the old Donate
the Reserve List Donate
The blue Donate, Illusions of Grandeur Donate.
I hate the new Donate,
the new red Donate
The Eldritch Moon Donate, Demonic Pact Donate.
Andrew Baker
How dare you, my good sir, have you seen that adorable face?
Joseph Lee
Thanks OP, I had a hearty chuckle.
Juan Ward
Oh God.
Hunter Morgan
>when they donate you the Demonic Pact
Nathan Campbell
>I have been playing chess for yeeeeeeeeeears
Maybe it's because I'm listening to Strategic Grill Locations right now but this sounds so much like the punchline to a Mitch Hedberg joke
David Sanders
R/B donate deck maybe?
Have Bazaar Trader and Harmless Offering to give them your jank, Demonic Pact to gain value then kill them with the last mode, Aggressive Mining to gimp any land drops for the rest of the match, Steel Golem to donate with Bazaar Trader and stop any creature drops until they remove it, Abbysal Persecutor to drop them low enough and then donate to stall the game out, and pad the rest of the deck out with the usual bolts, removal, etc.
Maybe a singleton Bojuka Bog in mainboard alongside Immortal Coil for a wincon.
tfw a janky card is getting my johnny all excited again
Josiah Lee
>red Donate
YES
I have been waiting for this. Sometimes WotC delivers.
Liam Morales
>abloo muh old blue combos
gag on my red cock
Jacob Jenkins
i miss the sweet donate
the bad beats donate
Eli Miller
>not getting the joke so badly you get it backwards
Landon Adams
The put a cumulative upkeep trigger on the stack and toss it to the street donate.
Christian Richardson
>Aggressive Mining
That is the most evil thing I've ever heard.
Lincoln Morris
pyromancer Swath. They will have to discard their hand every turn, and it is also red.
Josiah Johnson
The dream is obviously a Storm Donate deck where you generate a shit tom of mana on turn 2 and play both Aggresive Mining and Harmless Offering
But I dont think I`VE BEEN PLAYING CHEESSSSSSS for that long