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Me, I'd play neo-Aztecs and sacrifice cut out people's hearts to the sun god

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This is a book /k/ is making fun of. Here are some of the highlights.

>William S. Lind (born July 9, 1947) is an American monarchist, paleoconservative, columnist, Christian, and a light rail enthusiast.

Preface

>The state upheld its unpleasant responsibility of setting torch to faggots, was what marked this as an act of Recovery

Chapter 1

>We lost a lot of guys on Iwo, and they were men, not women. Of course, these were the years of “political correctness.” Our colonel was running for general, and he figured he could kiss ass by being “sensitive to issues of race, gender, and class.”

Chapter 5

>The scum depended on them; no lawyers, no scum (a point we have enshrined in Victorian law, where you must represent yourself in court).

> Boyd was the greatest American military theorist of the 20th century

Chapter 8

>“And in the Marine tradition, I propose a toast, gentlemen,” I concluded. “To the Christian Marine Corps, and confusion to our enemies.” Appropriately, it was drunk in Sam Adams beer.

Chapter 11

>Books like Martin van Creveld’s 'The Transformation of War' had opened quite a few minds.

>Fedora Man
>Who, I would like to point out to those who didn't read Chapter 10, actually wears a fedora and LARP's some idealized version of the late 1940s with his family.

Chapter 12

>“Because Don and the rest of the gays have me by the balls, that’s why,” Hokem said. “Well, not that way, but you know what I mean.”

Chapter 13

>“Ms.” Lateesha Umbonga LaDrek, the Secretary of HUD

>I don't necessarily disagree with Lind, but when he puts it this way it's pretty autistic
>\thread t b h

>Like the Russian BMP, the Bradley was an explosion waiting to happen, a tin-clad rolling armor dump that any anti-tank weapon instantly turned into a Viking funeral for its crew.

>But his Secretary of Defense wanted to say something. She had represented Harlem in Congress, and after her defeat by a Black Muslim candidate the administration had given her the defense job to maintain her visibility; she was one of its biggest supporters in the black community. The 42nd Division was her baby – in fact, she had carried several of its babies, until the abortionist had restored her shapely figure – and she wanted it to have its chance to shine.

>“Mr. President,” said the Honorable Kateesha Mowukuu, “I am the only black woman at this table. We have heard what these white men have to say. I would remind you that in this war, white men are our enemy. Now you will hear what a black woman has to say, and I expect all of you to listen with respect.”

>“Black people have been the only warriors in history. White men can’t fight. It’s because their noses are too small. Courage comes from the nose, not the heart, as the African spiritual healers you call witch doctors have long understood. That’s why black people eat their snot. What do you white folk do with your snot? You wrap it up in a little white surrender flag and put it in your pocket. So you don’t have no courage.”

>“All the great warriors in history have been black. Caesar was a black man, and so was his enemy, Hannibal. The Spartans were black. They just dyed their hair blond, to fool their enemies into thinking they were weak white people. Charlemagne was a black man. In French, ʻcharlemagneʼ means ‘kinky hair.’ The Vikings came from Africa, which is where they got those helmets with horns on them. Gunpowder was invented by ancient Zimbabwean scientists, who made it from elephant shit. You ever hear an elephant fart? Black scientists knew there had to be some juju behind that.”

this man's prose is atrocious

might be fun to play as ridiculous multi-culti boogeymen trying to destroy his weird idea of what proper americans are

inb4 /pol/ defends this dumbass' ideas

>light rail enthusiast.

If only need one sign of autism

My character saw it all coming long before the FEMA trucks pulled up in front of the house so he managed to stockpile significant gold in the yard but wasn't able to bug out in time. Fortunately, he managed to escape after only serving 8 months in a NWO re-education camp Barrack HUSSEIN Obama set up in central Illinois to punish enemies of his regime.

Now he's returned to his former home and dug up the gold though it's a liability as it's heavy and hard to move. He'll need to keep moving if he wants to fight for freedom...

Already tagged at "monarchist".

This is a fucking mess

I think I like these guys better when they're making underground shelters to save themselves from some nebulous doomsday than writing books

As someone in the /k/ thread pointed out, the only reason the Northern Confederacy is winning is because the Federals are too stupid to live. For example

>Gee, our enemy has a subsistence economy based on agriculture
>Welp, better not drop defoliants on them

>it's a "black people have funny names" book

Man, I used to think like this until white people started naming their kids Mechennzzie and Jayzin and Breeyanna.