I often browse through the old art in the hopes of one day understanding who ever thought it was a good idea.
Jose Ramirez
I'm gonna play the Stalker card. The battle dildo would look great with reverse-joint legs. The humanoid ones just make it look derpy.
Lincoln Jenkins
>"You look like a fucking retard!" >"Yeah well, have two Gauss Rifles and suck my 96% armoured dick.
I think the Blood Kite wins. Even Saint Plog couldn't unfuck that monstrosity.
Jaxson Harris
I forgot about the BloodKite. It looks like a ten year old designed it.
Zachary Mitchell
Holy crap, that looks like the designer was asked "How many weapons can we fit on that?" and replied "All of them."
Angel Allen
The sad thing is that it's a substantial improvement on the first art from Field Manual: Crusader Clans and the miniature.
Google them if you want, I'd post another image but I lost 1D6 sanity points from those images when I was nabbing that picture.
Nathan Ross
My biggest problem with Plog is the monstrous size of his missiles - if those LRMs are supposed to have as many reloads as the Blood Kite has, what does it shoot? Stacked up dinner plates?
Also Clan 9 From Outer Space representin' in the thread. Still wish they'd gone south in 3005 and invaded the Dracs and Lyrans directly. That would have been hilarious, especially with the rest of the Clans coming after them to make sure they don't get to Terra first...
Thomas Morales
Looks like it belongs in RIFTS desu.
Evan Fisher
Why is the FWL so popular here? Or is it a meme?
Connor Ward
That's not really a Plog issue though, it's a BT issue. Outside OS launchers, rockets, and some Arrow IVs, one must simply accept that everything in BT is a portal to the missile dimension.
Liam Clark
I've always figured the BT missiles were something like the ones used in Robotech, the small and stubby ones that the Zentraedi high-ranking officers' mecha used. It would make sense considering their short range and lack of a decent homing system.
Then again, if memory serves, official art has the Clans' LRM have a 120-millimetre diameter, which would make it about the size of a Milan. How and where they stack them, nobody knows.
Jaxon Powell
They're really LRM IICs, and defy the laws of the universe.
Oliver Collins
It's worse. My memory didn't serve and the LRMs were actually 200mm in diameter, which makes them bigger than a Hellfire. Also: IR homing? With the amount of heat 'Mechs emit in fluff, the missiles ought to be homing on them like sharks to blood.
Asher Sullivan
Mostly it's coincidence, coupled with two of the namefags really liking burd. Last time we did a non-ballot-stuffed poll the FWL got like 20% of the votes, which is only a little bit above what you could normally expect. There's also a solid Blakie contingent here, which bleeds over into liking the FWL a bit. The other major contingent is the peripheryfags, and we have a few vocal Fedrats, Elsies, Hats, and Dracs but only a couple of each at any given time.
Personally I'm a merc/foreverGM, with a fondness for pirates as a "there but for the grace of God go ye" message to my players. Plus you can do all kinds of crazy-ass shit with pirate 'Mechs.
Nathaniel Price
It's a flexible faction, lots of character, its leading House is complex and interesting, and its relative lack of involvement in a lot of story events makes it perfect for AU's up until the Jihad shits the bed for everything.
Easton Scott
WoB did nothing wrong.
Joshua Rogers
The whole treatment of missiles in BT is bizzarre from ant realistic perspective. Launching a shit ton of guided missiles with warheads that barely scratch your target individually makes no sense. Having deep bins of ammunition to reload them repeatedly makes no sense.
Even the heat/energy requirements are strange. If anything those should be well below the levels autocanons require.
Of course cataloging all the stuff that flat out makes no sense would take a book on its own.
Christian Collins
When was that poll?
Sebastian Martinez
>autocannon
Another several cans of worms. Such as: why do the smaller calibre guns (AC/2s and AC/5s) have minimum ranges? Why won't the 100mm rounds of a Pontiac 100 AC/20 fly past 180 metres? Etc.
Alexander Adams
The Master did nothing wrong
Charles Adams
I thought the in universe explanation for the tiny weapon brackets was that mech armour was so tough that the effective range in which a weapon still carries enough energy to damage it is very small
Levi Turner
Couple months ago, IIRC. Of course, given how well my brain handles time when I'm off my meds, that could mean "last November".
Alexander Martinez
Who is it besides Muninn?
Isaac Perez
And yet it still crumples like a tin can when a mech falls over
Kevin Diaz
Here's roughly how I figure it: /btg/ is in large part comprised of folks as are disgruntled with the OF and TPTB, and so this place would have disproportionately large numbers of folks as like factions that are ignored or disliked by TPTB and/or the OF crew
Kayden Sanders
CA. As a fellow ForeverGM, he's more spread out than Muninn, but IIRC he's made a couple offhand remarks about preferring them for his personal shit.
That and the 2EXTREEEME electronic warfare environment. Of course, with the Extreme Range rules the game gets a lot more interesting, and I highly recommend them.
Kevin Garcia
>CA. As a fellow ForeverGM, he's more spread out than Muninn, but IIRC he's made a couple offhand remarks about preferring them for his personal shit. While I like the Militia, Free Worlds Guards and the Metal Guards schemes, (what can I say, purple is my favorite color), I used to play the Lyrans and the Coyotes. The SLDF thing is just an outgrowth of my desire for all factions to have a reasonable standing army, I actually find them pretty boring to play... which is probably why I'm stuck playing the RWR a lot.
Luke Sanchez
Astonishingly, materials respond in different ways to different forces delivered at different angles.
Angel Perez
>likes the Guards and Militia You're welcome to marry my daughter and be given three warships
Angel Walker
Proud heel player reporting in: my factions are the Draconis Combine, Jade Falcon and St. Ives, which is sort of the runty member of a heel tag team who has a fit with his mates and goes his own way.
Carson Moore
>St Ives
That Capellan commonality? Why?
David Anderson
Dude, the St Ives Compact was independent for 30 years.
Zachary Davis
Muh Falconbro.
Luke Gomez
Lol when was that? Long before dark age?
Ian Sanchez
>magic sibkos and logistics >heel
Christian Allen
Are you serious? It was independent from 3029 to 3063.
Evan Rodriguez
You're being rused m8
Cooper Peterson
>only around for 30 years
Doesn't even count as a real faction
Justin Diaz
And 15-ish RL years, which is probably more impressive
Jaxson Myers
Take a look at how they behave in dork age. Smoke Jaguar being evil isn't a meme, but the Falcons being worse than them in the 32nd century is true as all hell.
Jonathan Baker
I misinterpreted the expression.
Brody Jackson
Is it weird that this never bothered me that much? Jade Falcon's a huge Clan with a lot of captured territory. Big stockpiles of resources and a large sibko pool always seemed to make sense to me.
Jackson Cox
It's more the application than the concept.
Austin Hall
Russians delivered. These aren't bad.
Michael Phillips
Well, even I thought FASA had them pull out of the post-Refusal War nosedive too quickly, to be fair. But the idea that they saw that shitstorm coming and had a lot of resources banked for when it passed seemed logical enough to me.
Ryder Collins
>dat Mauler
It's a shitty 'Mech but I want one.
Angel Walker
Shimmy's Stalker is well... a bit short in comparison. And dammit, I didn't notice those half formed missile holes until just now.
Same here. It's why I got it.
Juan James
Definitely. They're frugal and very economic, and a have a Falcon's cunning or whatever.
Jayden Russell
>and a have >tfw so tired i'm typing like mario talks
Jeremiah Rogers
Problem is that if you accept the Falcons' rebuild speed as reasonable given their resources you really have to question why nobody else can do it, even much richer factions with more manpower and manufacturing to draw on.
BT's always going to have an issue with FASAnomics but the rebuild speed of certain factions at certain times is inconsistent with what everyone else can manage.
Brayden Smith
Specifically which Clans would you list as richer, or with more manpower or manufacturing? For clarification, not a disagreement.
Oliver Murphy
How much did those bad boys set you back? I picked up an intro box a year ago and I hate the old-ass models, so I have been disinclined to expand further. I love the MWO designs though
Carson Edwards
100 plus 6 in shipping. Just a bit more competitive than IWM, honestly. If CGL can get into the plastics game with this quality I'd be all for it. Though they would need to resculpt the entire 3025 line up for the best results.
Connor Roberts
Not him (actually the Frodoposter), but...maaaaybe Star Adder?
Though for Inner Sphere factions I always figured technology was the hampering point, whereas the Falcons, being a Clan, didn't have that stumbling block.
Asher Cook
took me a moment to figure out what's wrong with this marauder...
nice job.
Isaiah Cruz
Reposting mah Clan Cirno banner. So I suppose Kurita is Reimu, Marisa is Davion...what about the other houses or clans? Any chance for some Genspherekyo going on?
Hudson Clark
>realistic perspective I think you're in the wrong place.
>Shimmy's Stalker
Who makes the one? On the left?
Lincoln Brooks
The left one is IWM's Stalker II.
John Peterson
The FASAnomics thing will probably always be a lingering issue. There are some examples I don't even feel I can mention because they invariably always cause heated arguments.
Jack Foster
Will IWM ever have good casts? I can't believe how much they charge for their shit - they're on par with GW from the early 90s.
Adam Wright
Yeah, the only way you'd fully extricate FASAnomics problems from the setting would be to literally wipe the entire slate and start over, I think.
Aiden Ross
>Yeah, the only way you'd fully extricate FASAnomics problems from the setting would be to literally wipe the entire slate and start over, I think. On that note, there's something I've always been curious about. Has anyone ever put together a genuine Alternate Universe for battletech? Like, not just the alternate history stuff that we see all the time, but a straight-up new setting using battletech ideas and rules
Andrew Butler
The cast is really letting down the otherwise rather nice design for the Stalker.
The WH Stalker is definitely on the large side of their models though. Looking at my one right now and it's pretty beefy big. Still, Warhansa's overall scale is certainly more consistent than Battletechs's wobbles though not perfect.
Noah Adams
They have their odd pieces though.
Their Executioner is only slightly taller and considerably thinner than the Awesome seen in those pictures. It honestly the same size as the Highlander.
The Victor is huge. It's slightly taller than that Highlander, and considerably wider.
Summoner is big. Like, Highlander big.
Hellbringer, at least the one I got, is really fucking disappointing. It came with the summoners legs, but it's arms and torso were scaled properly, so now it looks fucking ridiculous with tiny arms/ torso and big thick legs.
Spider is okay, Commando is okay. Flimsy, but okay.
Mason Miller
>Commando is okay. Flimsy, but okay.
Exactly as the actual Commando.
Nathaniel Turner
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Ian Jackson
Welcome to Whose Star League is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
Now let's play a game called Themes From A Hat! First topic:
>Phrases you can use to describe your battlemech but not your girlfriend
Benjamin Miller
The most commonly used ride in the IS!
Owen Martin
>"She's 100 tons, but she wears it well."
William King
Could use some CASE in the torso
Jaxon Harris
>she's pretty much a fat medium
James Flores
>"She's a little simple but can take a beating and rides well."
Matthew Young
>"The rumble seat quirk means two can ride at the same time!"
Juan Ramirez
She's ugly and obsolete, but I still love her.
Henry Bennett
Are there any particularly Slavic worlds besides Tikonov and Marik?
Noah Turner
The game section has little practical realism in the actual combat gameplay, even though they go pretty hard-SF with their tech in general.
What is important is that it is balanced around a multi-dimensional space of tonnage/heat/damage/range. It plays well.
Brayden Taylor
She's heavier than she looks
Josiah Fisher
"She's got a really roomy cockpit; give it a try and see for yourself."
If you take a look at Renegade Legion, you'll see a game where the real-life weapon caliber/range paradigm holds true. The larger the weapon, the longer the effective range. What that produces in *game* terms is a unit customization system where there's absolutely no incentive to use the largest gun, every time, all the time. The various IRL reasons why you don't do that (such as recoil of your 120mm gun ripping apart the frame of your HMMWV) aren't modeled in the system, so there's no reason *not* to use only 150mm and 200m cannons on every single grav tank in the game, completely ignoring the 25/50/100mm calibres.
BattleTech bypassed that issue by inverting the calibre/range paradigm, and for all that FASA fucked things up by making ACs too heavy (especially in the 3050+ game), they're correct that at least this makes sure all classes of AC at least have niche.
Matthew James
Does Strana Mechty count?
Dylan Powell
>She can jump 180 meters and weighs 35 tons.
Connor Miller
>she can run twice as fast as normal for her weight, but only when she gets hot
John Sanchez
I thought they updated those to keep them relevant?
Owen Price
I can't just trade her in for a new model, she's got sentimental value!
Gabriel Scott
Ever since Hanse gave her that strap-on things have been so much hotter in here.
Jackson Sullivan
What unit eventually wound up replacing the Jagermech and units like the Centurion by the time of the Dark Age?
Carter Hughes
Thanks. It was for a special scenario involving Greenburg's Godzillas fucking with the WoB, I kept and repainted it later.
Jacob Wood
Daily reminder that FUCK DAVION
Aiden Carter
Newer versions. Centurion came out with the same thing just in omni even.
Isaiah Sullivan
From LAW and Luthien with love?
Anthony Sullivan
>What unit eventually wound up replacing the Jagermech The JaegerMech 3 and the Reseen Riflemen (ironic that the original replaces the upgrade in this case). The JM3 is ugly as sin but actually works kinda okay, and some of the Reseen RFLs are very much NOT shit.
>Centurion The Centurion Omni, mostly. If by "like the Centurion" you mean "trooper Mediums" then that's a much broader question.
Josiah Ortiz
>"HAHA, BAKA GAIJIN. DRAGON KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE MILKY WAY!"
>"But we're already in the Milky Way!"
>"HAHA, OKAY. I KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE THEN!"
Caleb Reed
>the post-sex cigarette after being snu-snu'd by an Elemental.png
Kayden Perry
I wouldn't say they entirely bypassed the issue though. I mean, the AC/2s main niche of plinking planes is small as hell, and one that isn't all that present in your average ground unit only game. And the AC/5 is just kind of there, and the only real niche I can think of is when you want to do autocannon things and simply don't have the weight for a 10.
Though the weight issue is certainly a big part of that as well, given that there are other things much better for punching holes for the same weight, and the fact that bringing multiple ends up with things like the Jagermech being a 65 ton mech instead of maybe a 40-45 ton one, where its AV wouldn't be quite as hideous.
Ethan Jones
I thought the AC/2's main niche was making grown men cry like babies after one scores a triple-critting TAC on your heaviest 'Mech and knocks out its engine in the first shooting phase of the game.
>short story about Julian retaking New Sirtys was cut to pander the grognards
Fucking grogs ruining everything they touch
Elijah Morgan
Normally I'd disagree and shake my old man fist, but "We had a cover with a classic 'Mech on it so we couldn't have a Dark Age story in the book!" actually is pretty stupid.
Kevin Johnson
The worst part is that I *understand* why they did. After reading Harebrained's forum I wondered how Battletech attracted so many bitter (for a lack of a better word) people. I have seen children more mature and respectful than those guys and I wouldn't be surprised more than a bunch would get touchy for buying anything Dark Age related
Isaiah Harris
There are enough legitimate...issues with Dark Age's storyline that it doesn't mystify me as much, but personally I still would have bought the book. I just would have ignored the fiction since Dark Age isn't my cuppa joe.