Veeky Forums redpill me on the Loremaster pls.
What did he do wrong exactly?
Veeky Forums redpill me on the Loremaster pls
David King
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Easton Collins
>THIS IS SOME GREAT DEEP SHIT
>SO WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT, SHOVE OUR STUPID TOLKIEN COPYPASTA IN IT
I refuse to acknowledge anything from ESO as TES lore.
Angel Walker
But he's such a great writer and monocles and shit!
Jayden Gutierrez
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Adrian Davis
Have just one small offering
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David Perez
>posit
>erroneous
>exegesis
Looks like someone broke out a thesaurus that day
Jordan Ortiz
Of course, the true canon is that it was a jungle, but Tiber Septim CHIMed it into european grasslands because jungles fucking suck.
Hunter Rodriguez
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Landon Wood
plus a bonus image, featuring the one, the only, Michael Kirkbride
Mason Gray
woah what the fuck
Brody James
It's all not canon.
Kayden Long
>redpill me
Fucking stop with this shit. You're on the wrong board.
James Carter
>The actual canon games are just crazy shit
>Us third party developers are doing the real canon!
There are no words to describe the REEEE in my heart right now.
Oliver Gutierrez
>Fucking stop with this shit. You're on the wrong board.
Nathan Martin
That's some funny shit.
>help.elderscrollsonline.com
This too!
Matthew Foster
>All the other main games in the series are just silly stories
>Our MMO spin-off game is the actual canon
The fucking arrogance of that statement is appalling. I already knew about how they dumped some of the more interesting and unique lore to make blandfantasylandia, but how he's phrasing it here is just sickening.
Thomas Hall
OP here. I made this thread because all I've seen of this dude was him saying "TES canon's versatile, history's how mortals perceive it, etc." which sounded pretty accurate.
How the FUCK is this the same guy talking?
Jaxon Thomas
>CHIM CHIM CHAROO
Michael Russell
Not a Matrix fan?
Isaac Roberts
Newsflash /pol/ not everyone who hates you is a redditor. Many anons hate both of you for many of the same reasons.
Jackson Evans
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Brandon Baker
Isn;t that just an actor they hired to read it?
Huh, guess not.
I mean, if they made that a MIRRORED relationship it could work.
TESO has fables of TES Prime which has fables of TESO.
I thought it was someone long after Septim that turned it into grasslands?
Juan Butler
Who own elderscrolls?
Ryan Mitchell
ehhhhhhh it was Septim but he took his sweet fucking time getting to it.
Christian Allen
>"Muh Rope Day!"
Chuckled way more than I should have.
Daniel Bell
Here are thing shit with ESO
>All of metaphysically aligned items and events are completely arbitrary and can be activated by shitty never before heard rituals even though in previous games we've seen that they need some really tough shit to get used, this is especially relevant for Amulet of Kings
>Blatant historical errors such as Amulet of Kings not being in Sancre Tor's tomb of Reman by the time Hjalti goes there, tomb of Reman being unknown and secret to everyone and Hjalti thanks to "divine providence" (read Wulfharth) being able to find it and most important of all Amulet of Kings being used for anything before Hjalti gets it even though multiple unbiased sources claim that it was lost without anyone knowing where it is. Even if you somehow shrug it off with "ooh they did it in secret and returned it into the tomb later" that still diminished the importance of the find by Hjalti.
>Blatant miss use of time travel and time related powers in general. Only time we've ever witnessed anything that can manipulate time was very powerful thu'um in Skyrim that allows you to slow it down, Psijic monk using Dawn Magic to stop time and uses of Elder Scrolls. Every time we had to look into the past we actually had to find ye olde books and shit like that even when we had the strongest beings on our side, which is not true in ESO because every other faggot can open temporal rifts and literally time travel back into the past.
>Ghosts blatantly return from dreamsleeve and generally every other fucking NPC quest giver is a ghost, which shows their complete missunderstanding of the "spirit world".
>Everything related to Wyrd and how the wyrdsisters or whatever they are called can literally summon ehlnofey and talk to them/ask them to do shit for them is completely shit, they could at least try to be subtle with it but Ehlnofey are literally in every third quest related to Wyrd shit.
I could go on, biggest offender is that generally it does not feel like TES lore.
Josiah Taylor
So The Elder Scrolls has it's own Matt Ward? Next thing you know we're getting TES:40,000E and Fallout Fantasy. Which I am curious to see that actually being real.
Nathan Perry
>Blatant miss use of time travel and time related powers in general. Only time we've ever witnessed anything that can manipulate time was very powerful thu'um in Skyrim that allows you to slow it down, Psijic monk using Dawn Magic to stop time and uses of Elder Scrolls. Every time we had to look into the past we actually had to find ye olde books and shit like that even when we had the strongest beings on our side, which is not true in ESO because every other faggot can open temporal rifts and literally time travel back into the past.
Time travel was used two times in proper TES
>Throwing Alduin forward in time to 4E 201 (Skyrim), causing the time wound
>Sending back Pelinal to genocide the Elves
Plus the "Slow Time" shout, yes.
Xavier Campbell
Pretty much.
Just two different sides of the dumbshit memespouting faggot coin.
Benjamin Campbell
>dreamsleeve
I use my dreamsleeve every night.
Grayson Reed
>muh rope day
I don't think I should laugh at this, but I did.
Grayson Scott
Not since @Y2k, kiddo.
Adam Wood
>chim chim charoo