Bernie was right all along

Anyone other Americans ever need to get a second job to afford healthcare costs - and if so, what are your stories? I'll start:

>be me, 26m, accountant making 73k
>have high-deductible plan, so literally every medical expense is out of pocket
>have $0/yr of medical expenses
>have deviated septum (see pic)
>have 5 days unused vacation
>want to get deviated septum fixed, ask doctor how much septum will cost to fix, doctor says $7200
>am cheap, do not want to pay $7200 for nose job
>want to pay $0 for nose job
>hatch plan
>tell my accounting buddies that I'm going on vacation
>apply for menial labor job at local temp agency, get hired at $10/hr
>sign up for expensive zero-deductible health insurance
>start work on 1st day of month, same day health coverage kicks in
>schedule nose job for 2nd day of month, give nose doctor health coverage info from menial labor job
>call in sick on 2nd day of month, get nose job
>call in on 3rd day of month, quit menial job, receive $80 paycheck (minus taxes and healthcare premiums) for a whole day's work

I've been doing this sort of thing for almost five years now - had six different surgeries via six different temp agencies. Next year, I'm going to be using a three-day job at Starbucks to pay for my wife's boob job. Isn't American healthcare wonderful?

DEVILISH

Thanks for the tip OP

This is the most American post I've ever seen

Sounds like you weren't smart enuf to go B4 and get those sweet Bennies

I wanted to max out my HSA, so I could get the tax deduction - having my cake and eating it too

Now that is clever. Applauding you user

You'll get fucked in the ass eventually when your primary insurance company finds out you've got secondary coverage. They 'coordinate coverage' - split costs between overlapping insurers. If you fail to notify them of secondary coverage they can nullify their coverage and deny claims.

Read the fine print beancounter.

LOL Americans and their shitty healthcare
>be Canadian
>get sick, no problem
>healthcare is covered by the government
>go to hospital emergency room, give my healthcard and told to sit
>I get to watch TV while waiting for a doctor
>only 6 hrs pass until nurse calls my name
>takes me a bed next to dying old man
>a mere 2 hours later the doctor comes and gives me a Gravol and sends me home

Stay jelly, capitalists!

>spending 8 hours at the hospital to get some cheap OTC medicine

Nice larp.

No way in hell you can get a new job and automatically enroll in their health plan, nonetheless for a wagecuck part time job.

>being so genetically inferior that you have a deviated septum
Just kill yourself already.

no mine is free and so is my girlfriend's thanks obama

>>healthcare is covered by the government
Paid for by money they stole from you in the first place

Erryday until he is elected.

this

Yes but the government told me they know better what to do with my money than I do.

stay jelly, burger
>be French
>have toothache
>no worries, we have the greatest healthcare system
>call dentist office
>get appointment in only 4 months
>use ibuprofen reimbursed at 33% per 2 euros box (as long as the 1 euro fee for social contribution is paid) in the meanwhile
>finally the day is here
>get to sit in ample 60 square feet room with vibrant muslim women enriching the room with their noble language
>only 2 hours pass until doctor calls my name
>get on the chair
>doctor checks me out and sees the problem
>"cavity developed recently, two weeks ago we could have saved the tooth but now we must extract it"
>no problem
>"you need an implant but don't worry that's covered by our free healthcare"
>20 euros reimbursed on 240 euros
>smirk smugly thinking about angry burgers who have to take health insurance
>doctor trained in Bulgaria extracts another tooth
>no worries, this way i won't have to come back when this one would have started hurting as well
>thank doctor and pay 480 euros which will be reimbursed (40 euros)
>go to the pharmacy to pick up pain meds
>get to admire wonderful diversity of the proud nomadic people called roma
>finally my turn
>somehow lost my wallet
>get back home on public transportation that is also FREE (80€ per month)
>more vibrant experiences as local arab youths jump over turnstiles to kickstart an impromptu hip-hop concerto through the speakers of their iphones 7 (paid by welfare because we're not savages who let people die on the street)
>feeling lightheaded
>pass out softly, safe in the knowledge i live in a civilised country unlike some people

Burgers utterly btfo

(((Bernie Sanders)))

In exchange the taxes make your economy much more sluggish.

boiny no coiny sanders wont save you

>You'll get fucked in the ass eventually when your primary insurance company finds out you've got secondary coverage. They 'coordinate coverage' - split costs between overlapping insurers. If you fail to notify them of secondary coverage they can nullify their coverage and deny claims.
>Read the fine print beancounter.
This guy here knows whats up.

Not really, because in the US insurance usually has trouble operating over state lines. So it is feasible to do it.

You’re from /pol/. Sorry about your country, Louis.