Your party has made it's way to the BBEG's lair/throne/castle/mcguffin.
You confront the evil mastermind/monster/ruler/mcguffin, and initiate a bloody brawl.
As you roll to hit, you score a Nat 20. You confirm the crit. What one-liner does your character throw out, Veeky Forums?
>You're wide open!
>Give the devil my regards.
succ
>DEUS VULT!
I'm playing a dragonborn private investigator.
So probably something really gay and stupid, because I'm bad.
>Before I kill you, I must tell you- wait, he's dead already? Fuck.
>pssh, nothing personnel, kid.
>"Hungry for Fist?"
>Get on the Hydra's back!
SERVES YA RIGHT YA FUCKIN TWAT
DOES THIS LAIR HAVE WIFI I THINK ITALY V SPAIN IS UP ON THE WORLD CUP
>You know how much I like wailing on your undead ass?
>A skele-ton.
Then get booed out of the room
"No, mister president. I expect you to die."
(to a beholder)
>Behold MY FIIIIIST
>He's out faster than a PF sourcebook.
>confirming crits
>Paladin? More like PalaDIDN'TSEETHISCOMING!
Then punch him again
>"What's that? I didn't hear you over the sound of you choking on your own spine."
"Lannisters send their regards,"
As hilariously I am currently playing a Banner of House Lannister.
"Dasvidaniya!"
(Afterwards, to teammates) "...in case you didn't know, that's TWO vidaniyas."
>Let me introduce you to Sir Fist, of house Your Mouth.
S-sorry...
>"And this time? Stay dead."
Hey Bard! Make sure you get this part in the song!
>"Lose 2d8 points of Teeth."
>"Death is but a dice roll away, and you're shit out of luck."
>How many more gold teeth do you have?
Die! You fucking gay baby!
I'mma turn yer' balls 'ta guacamole!
...It was the best I could do on short notice.
HOLY FUCK I HIT SOMETHING
The fist is a way to communicate. And right now, my fist is saying it doesn't like you!
>level 1 adventures in a low-mid power campaign
Your words ring with the wisdom of a thousand sages, user.
I DID IT
CRIMES ARE ILLEGAL FUCKO!
remember to pick up your teeth on the way out ya twat!
>Uses Temptation
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?" *wink*
He doesn't throw out a one liner because he's not a massive fucking tool.
>not being a massive tool
seriously why even adventure
>Pokes buddy next to me, "Hey bud, can I borrow your dice?"
YOU ARE HUGE, AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
>after
Whoa, man, he DID have huge guts.
Third one down. Now, next...
you rip off doc doofenshmirtz, and dont even spell the word right. Englishy right, i mean.
Pic related.
"h-holy shit"
>Taste my jizz!
Underrated Post
Why bother? He's not gonna die in one shot anyway.
The classic of classics.
youtube.com
Because I am playing a Sith.
Welcome to flavor town.
the light is with me!
>FOR THE EMPEROR
>EMPEROR GUIDE MY HAND
>EMPERAAAGH
Hey, it's not easy to be witty in the heat of battle, and Space Marines aren't known for their creativity.
>FAULT!
>DIPLOMACY IS STILL AN OPTION
WE MUST DISSENT!
>drops the BBEG
[Pic Related]
It's the euros you mong
>I can now see why you like these suits so much
This happened in my last session on Eclipse Phase after the chasing the BBEG down to earth after finally taking care of all of his known backups
this
Huyan a tu madre, culero!
"Yep. I think... I'm pretty strong."
>playing 4e
>start to give witty one-liner
>opens you up to 20 reactions and 500,000 damage
>"I am death for you."
>"My fist is beauty: it's in the eye of the beholder!"
>I cast fist!
I think OP may be referring to the option of rolling 3 Nat 20's in a row, being a confirmed kill.
We are Done here.
Or in the case of our current BBEG who is all about dem enchantment spells and has tried a few times to contain/mind rape him
>I CANNOT BE CONTAINED
>play 2e
>Your one liner is an action, you can't do it this turn since you both moved and attacked.
>One liner
>Not dependent on the situation
>Pick a god and pray
>Sieg Heil!
Playing an ex-nazi warforged who gets flashbacks during battle.
>Petals must fall.
>Uhh.. Dammit! I had something for this!
Nothing. My character is mute. He just stares into their eyes to watch the light fade . . . Annnnnd to eat their soul. The rest of the party just thinks he's a creepy fuck.
> m.youtube.com
For reference. Yes I played this out in a game, except the other guys started giving me grip technique tips.
>it's just been revoked
One of the guys at my table says this after killing any significant enemy. So I'm hoping I can kill the BBEG and steal his line from him.
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
*frt*
I punch him so hard, I poop a little in the process.
Thus the legend is born
Dumpy Britches
Professional Shit Kicker
>I CAST FIST!
EN GARDE, VILLAIN!
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>What one-liner does your character throw out, Veeky Forums?
"...Actually, I'm not left-handed" while wielding the sword in his left hand.
SWORD! MEET! EVIIIIL!
>My my, you're a cheeky one!
>WELCOME TO DIE
>While continuing to hit the corpse
>"Give me back my world! Give me back my life! Give me back my family! Give it all back!"
>tfw character realizes killing the BBEG didn't solve a single damn problem they had or undid any of the personal damage the BBEG inflicted on them.
Actually this is paraphrased of a character of mine saying this on behalf of his girlfriend.
TO THE VOID WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you user
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No, I'm not posting in binary just to be obnoxious. I speak binary.
Nothing.
The BBEG and their minions/proxies have killed the entire party, one by one, through the numerous sessions we've had, except me. My character started off pretty cheerful. He's angry now.
I killed his right-hand-(wo)man without engaging in diatribe. The other players' new characters are wary of mine. I've drifted away from the Good alignment after taking more 'pragmatic' routes to solving problems.
Perhaps it's edgy. Perhaps it's character development. Whatever.
Also I, as a player, am nowhere near badass enough to think up something worthwhile on the spot.
>I expected more.
"Burn to ashes in the kiln of my wrath."
m.youtube.com
Pretty much any of the non-elvish domination lines will do
>Sleep Well
Nothing. Possibly
>FIRE!
Never monologue. One-liners are delivered after making sure they're dead.
Last time somebody monologued, a daemon appeared, so that's a no-go.
Get the FUCK out of my dimension!
>youtube.com
My diseased brother.
Pick a god and pray!
I actually used this one killing a boss once. By far best crit line in the game.
The one character I've actually played was a huge nerd for ancient rome. She'd probably quote Caesar:
The die is cast.
>GOMU GOMU NOOO...
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