Eldritch Moon

Lore advancement.

How have the citizens of Innistrad fared on their new Eldrazi influenced plane?

Not too well, here, at least.

Never better.

Of the three archangels, only Sigarda retained her non-white color.
I'm assuming that's got something to do with the Eldrazi, seeing how it also twisted Avacyn into Red? Also, well, Brisela.

But Brisela lost her (their?) white too . . .

On an unrelated note, Delver seems to be doing pretty well. His new card isn't incredible, but he seems happy

I just wish Delver finally became legendary. The perfection of his Final Iteration just isn't that special, I guess...

Pretty well, actually.

I mean he went from a 1/1 to a 6/5 flying, that's stronger than your average dragon.

>How have the citizens of Innistrad fared on their new Eldrazi influenced plane?
As well as any day, complete and utter destruction seems to be a regular friday night for our Innistrad brethen.

He's not legendary.
Which means there's multiple fuckers who went through the fly transformation all the way up to Final Iteration.

>get four Final Iterations out
>all your wizards are 9/5s, stronger than the Final Iterations themselves
Perfection...?

The humans of innistrad are the best on any plane, seriously. Look at those glorious bastards down there.
They are so used to constantly having their backs against the wall that when an eldritch horror shows up on the sky and turns half their city into nightmarish abominations they just grab the nearest farming tool, go outside and get shit done. They are still gonna die tho

On any other world, Emrakul's coming would be considered the apocalypse. On Innistrad, it was Tuesday.

>We've had zombie apocalypses, Vampires apocalypses, werewolf apocalypses. Tentacle apocalypse? It's not so bad.

Even the bad guys on Innistrad are awesome.

>Ludevic
>Bad guy
He's just following his dreams man

I think he never seriously harmed anyone, unlike Gisa and Geralf. Maybe some of his inventiond did, but they were out of control.

Best description of that plane.

Innistrad's secretly been H:FY this whole time

"Farmer Matthews! Farmer Matthews! Monsters are attacking!"
"Alright boy, I'll grab my pitchfork."
"No no, they are an army of mutant cultists with tentacles for faces and a giant mushroom beast the size of the village is crushing everything!"
"Oh, aye, I hear ya. Two pitchforks."

You know, it'd be hilarious if Emrakul's influence actually united the plane.

"Huh, I'm suddenly a tentacle horror, and so's that werewolf... maybe we're not so different on the inside after all."

That's why so many people ended up with Emrakul

That's what emrakul does. Rather than destroy living things it blends them into her and when all life is turned into her, she leaves

Is this the card that makes the dozens of One With Nothings I've been hoarding for years super valuable?

Uh. Didn't see THAT coming back.

Dude's even trying to keep people calm. Do you know what prevents angry mobs? The knowledge that there's a 13/13 lizard that eats angry mobs.

Will we get an update on everybody's favorite spoopy lizard? Is he going to help stop Emrakul?

firestorm is way better bro