Jokes from your campaign

Why are bears' ears round?

They're the only forest critters the elves haven't fucked yet

Challenge accepted

But what about weasels?

A prince was killed defending the land from evil.
Ah, well.
Heir today, gone tomorrow.

The rogue had this one she would always open up with, "How many stabs does it take to silence an X? I don't know, I lost count!"

Where X is the person, usually profession she is talking to, like guard.

Doesn't that imply that she'd be very bad at killing them, if it requires her to stab them so many times she's lost count along the way?

Or she's really stupid.

Well in that instance she's not sneak attacking them because she's telling them the joke, so she just gut stab them a ton of times until well after they stop moving.

I think the implication is that it would be extremely painful. Then again, if the goal is to torture, why is she stabbing?

>I think the implication is that it would be extremely painful

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for you