How to lose money EASY TUTORIAL

>Be me
>Invest 50€
>Lose money
>Wait
>Keep losing money
>Wait
>Gets above 50€
>Keep waiting hoping that you’ll get more
>Lose everything
>Be Me now
>Keep losing money
>I’m gonna kms

Veeky Forums don’t be me

Thanks just lost 100k.

Rip.

>diversifying a 50€ lunchfolio
TOP KEK please be larping

>invest 40€ in shitcoins just for laff
>have about 110€ right now

you just suck dude

nice just invented 100k

>be me
>start in October with 600€
>currently $7k
git gud

If you suck at trading just hold. You think Warren Buffett got where he is by selling a stock every 5 seconds?

L M A O

>50€
>lost ~20€
>making a thread on Veeky Forums about his loss

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Did you buy NEO above 40? Are you mentally retarded?

...

You know how stupid someone is when he bought fucking ripple lmao.

How the fuck did you manage that in this market? BCH and then IOTA?

daytrdr alert

I made 12x off ripple. How is that stupid?

Just go all in on a shitcoin and hope it moons.
The diversification meme only works for $5k and more portfolios.
Also buy LINK

Just sell it all and buy 0.328 LTC
Within 18 months it will be worth 1K

what do you seriously hope to gain by investing 50 euro? Do you seriously expect to be a millionaire from that?

I maxed out my credit card on this shit... Come on...

>calling out other people for dumb investments
>maxes out cc for crypto

AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA

never change Veeky Forumslets

Diverse shitcoin folios are fun
Put $50 in
wait a month still worth $50
change everything around
and put another $90 in
wait a month still worth $140
Change everything again
Drop $160 more in
Month later its worth $300
Meanwhile your main BTC and LTC holdings have gone up 100% with the added bonus of Bcash shitcoins.

I'm up 15x my initial investment. Stay poor fag. Still can't bring myself to pay off the loan though. Maybe when I hit 250k I'll do it. I'm just over 100k now.

>me invested 5k in feburary
>220K

How that reads to me:

>be me invest 0€
>lose 0€
>now have 0€
>keep losing 0€

Generate an ARK address and I will send you money OP