Iota

I'm a big IOTA believer and an early investor but Think about it.

Even if it's a bullshit bubble like bitcoin, it's profitable

iota devs are just a bunch of larping soyboys
IoT is a meme and wont be relevant for at least 30 years just look at this amazon echo shit ?
why would i want a device thats DESIGNED to listen 24/7 in my fucking house
fucking idiots

>(((connected lobes)))
Good chance of Der jude

Wow, what a vile answer. That's just disgusting. I can imagine that hateful feminist soyboy antifa-type who wrote that.

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>uses smartphone for everything
>IoT is a meme
ok

Isis

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that's an average Norwegian college student my friend. Yes, please let me out of here

Could you elaborate on that? What does "connected lobes" mean?

Have fun living in the 1900s the rest of your life

But I used it three times yesterday and it worked like a charm? Around 3 minutes each transaction. Missing a mooning is one thing, spreading salty FUD afterwards is simply pathetic.

a smartphone is a evolution of the phone
do i want to check my emails on my fridge ?
do i want to send a text message from my toaster?
just keep believing in your IoT meme

>"oh no, somebody didn't find my joke funny! >;( I am so butthurt now but let me post some brainlet picture and use it as an argument to prove that my shitty greentext was epic hahahaha that showed him!"

>"I am too dumb to understand how IoT will work so therefore it can't work"

- fully centralized. There are talks about ditching the Coordinator, but few devs believe it can be done.
- unsafe. Attacks will be very easy to do if the Coordinator is removed.
- fanbase doesn't even understand it. Everyone thinks it is the ETH killer. Reality is that if it will eventually work without the Coordinator, it will kill almost every crypto (BTC, BCH, DASH, XMR, LTC,...) first without touching platforms like ETH yet. It then has to develop "smart contract" capabilities to overcome ETH and such.

I'm trying to get some of my IOTA out of my wallet onto Binance and I literally can't. All transitions get stuck and remain pending

>do i want to check my emails on my fridge
no, but you might want to check how much butter you have left while shopping without physically going home first.

I swear to god if you don't pre-chew everything for the pajeets they'd still be in the 12th century

>I swear to god if you don't pre-chew everything for the pajeets they'd still be in the 12th century
>implying they aren't stuck there still

>but few devs believe it can be done.
so the devs don't believe their own whitepaper. Interesting

>unsafe. Attacks will be very easy to do if the Coordinator is removed
just straight up wrong. Btw all you have to do in order to break bitcoin is fake 6 confirmations :^) unsafe don't buy

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>It then has to develop "smart contract" capabilities to overcome ETH and such.
like the fucking roadmap has planned for 2018? bitemycoin.com/news/iota-smart-contracts-integration/

>being literally this retarded
>made me reply
7/10 bait

what if Google is behind IOTA?

>"I have accumulated too much of this shitcoin to think rationally about the coin I invested it"

- I am talking about crypto devs in general. Of course the IOTA teams believes in their work. Duh...

- medium.com/@ercwl/iota-is-centralized-6289246e7b4d

- They have plans on removing the Coordinator and then develop smart contracts. I know of this. Generalized smart contracts are not possible without removing the Coordinator first though. The Coordinator has to be removed first. If that is successful, IOTA will demolish almost every crypto. ETH will be demolished if the Coordinator removal is successful and then generalized smart contract capabilites are reached through timestamps from oracles or such.
They have all these things planned, but many believe these are impossible feats. We will see.
Still the fanbase is getting the situation very wrong here. It will kill BTC, BCH, DASH,... first, before it comes after ETH.
The fanbase shouting that it is foremost an ETH killer, shows that they don't understand the tech at all.

IOTA is about as centralized as bitcoin with its full nodes though.

>article about muh security meme
>refers to the testnet in fucking June
>only unsafe because you could possible hold more than half the hashing power of the network
nigga, same with bitcoin. If you control half the net you can do crazy shit, but nobody does that.

This was about IoT though. You brainlets never cease to amaze me

Has the devs made any announcements about the development of the smart contracts?

Some smart contracts that wont need to know the order of transactions or the time of some event will be available probably soon already. These are very limited contracts though.
The whitepaper and r/iota will have info on predictions when generalized smart contracts will be ready. It will take a lot of time still for that. IOTA is still far from ready for anything.

Have IOTAkitties been released yet?

Nice. I'm still holding and if it ever drops to less than a $, I'll just buy more because this will moon hard once those smart contracts are out

>what if the super powers behind the company most voted to create Big Brother is actually behind the most Big Brother -ish crypto ever?
>what is mark of the beast?

ear lobes
connected (pleb tier) vs disconnected (b00duh)

look at those big red dildoes.. then think about the $5 bad holders.. that is why the coin is shit.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

its SHIT because it SUCKS