>Where do i get my self a Johnny?
You can find them on eBay every once in a while. When I stumble across them, I usually post the eBay item number here.
>Okay, so while sounding like a turboscrub, can someone explain to me this whole Johnny business?
>I want to be spoonfed
Look at the attached image. This was an advertisement for First Edition beekees that appeared in White Dwarf 99. They're (mostly) named after the cast members of the old Adam West Batman TV serial: Brother (Adam) West, Brother (Burt) Ward, Brother (Burgess) Meredith, Captain (Julie) Newmar ... and Brother (Yvonne) Craig.
In the Blue 1990 Citadel Catalogue, they all get boring names (Bolter #10, Plasma Gun #2, Meltagun, etc.) and part numbers... except poor Brother Craig, who was absent that day. He's just a name on a flier, and doesn't really show up again anywhere. As intimated, that can make him pretty hard to track down.
Now, fast forward to a year or so ago. Some clevva lad grabbed a photo of Brother Craig (specifically, the one in the upper left of the OP, the "original" Johnny), and made a meme picture with him where it looks like he's having a conversation with his bolter's magazine - the same way the character Jonny 2x4 walks around talking to Plank on the TV show Ed Edd, and Eddy.
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>The assorted wizards and specialists are mono-pose metal, but the box of soldiers (and cultists) are all plastic body/arms/head combos.
Those *do* look nice. They remind me a lot of the Empire Mercenaries/WHFB Free Company for use with Mordheim, but then ... the two games are *very* similar!