The Official MTG Snowstorm/Lore Thread

Well folks, here's the first story I've written, and the second Serena story in this thread. No lewds to be found here, but I'm personally pretty happy with it- hopefully you'll like it too.

pastebin.com/XEDXF1yG

Oh, a slight goof- the numbers in several points of the story correspond to actual cards, a list of which is here.

pastebin.com/TYADxGdV

if they work, they work, I guess

I mcfucked up and put the story on an hour-pastebin. Here's it on a permanent one.

pastebin.com/EG9ic5tZ

And everyone will sit around talking about how much better it is than the actual stories until yall run out of tissues and go to sleep.

Thinking about making a flake that constantly runs away from responsibilities and events that would make them important out of fear of failure or some shit like that.
Living a nice easy life, staying under the radar and always taking a step back when any kind of leadership position happens.
One day though, the Shaman predicts he'll be instrumental in his tribe's future. He freaks the fuck out and runs off, he's feeling bad about it in the hills when he gets attacked by bandits and ignites straight into a village on another plane.
He wakes up to learn that it was foretold of a scaled savior from the sky (he's a viashino), he doesn't hear the next part because he is bolting out of the door. His life since his ignition has been taking mercenary work and killing people to feed himself, only to nope the fuck out once people start depending on him past just as a hired sword.
Thoughts?

I really like the idea of a destined hero who has zero interest at all in being a hero and just wants to be left alone. I mean, the jokes write themselves. I say go for it.

It might be funnier though if instead of him being specifically a coward his whole life he's more just sort of a normal guy who, like any normal person, would have a lot of very reasonable doubts about jumping in and trying to fight a giant dragon or something. Maybe as more and more destined events try to steer him into heroism his reactions slowly get more and more exaggerated. Like, the first time a bearded prophet comes to his door with a sacred scroll, he hears him out. But after the third or fourth time something like that happens, he starts bolting at the first mention of "destiny". That's just my opinion, though, and additionally that's only if you want to make it goofier. I'm not too good when it comes to serious dramatic advice.

Coward flakes are fun.

Like my Remes. His place in House Dimir gives him some level of stealthy edge to make him feel good about himself as he pursues the one thing that he really likes (artifacts), but when shit hits the fan on any plane, he will typically just nope out and be like "Well, that's one more place I'm never going to again."

i guess this is done for now

fuck it i didn't sleep anyway

i really don't like it so i might end up rewriting half of this at some point

While I love the comically running away after you get tired of this bullshit, I want his spark igniting to be related to his reluctance and fear of having expectations put upon him.
That way he can have a more defined character arc to someone who will take some responsibility for people he forms emotional connections while not actively seeking out positions of authority or responsibility.

Will he have...a Luggage?

>Fibrous Entangler
Umm...did you mean to include that? It looks like everything else fits in with the U/B Zombie tribal, but then you have a green werewolf? Is that a mistake, or is there something I'm missing?

>Fibrous Entangler
I see no Fibrous Entangler, I only see a female aardvark.

No, never
mainly because of one too many Rincewind jokes in my D&D group.

>too many rincewind jokes
>too many
Come again? I don't think that's possible.

I wonder what colors would fit the Unseen University. Given the way magic works on the Disc and the fact that their general advice for anyone who wants to do magic is "Don't." I'd say there's SOME White in there, not sure how much though.

Pffft. All the colors, plus an unseen one.
Seriously tho, all of them fit. Mages value knowledge of things best left unknown and spend their lives pursuing it, which is blue, and believe it better be done in a regimented, regulated acadamey with rules and orders, which is white, but also are ruthless in their pursuse of power boh magical and political. Very black . Most of them also like to spend their time eating, drinking, and generally have been shown to be pretty cool with breaking the rules when it suits them. Add in the love for big explosions and the usual bumbling around by instincts instead of doing the logical thing and you get a good chunk of red. Green is really the only color that is not much represented, since wizards are uncomfortable with nature. That is a witchs things mostly, though people like Ridcully have definitely some green in them. Even if just a bit.

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Oh no, yes, that's very much a mistake. It was early, but I'm not sure why that's in there. Think it was supposed to be a Skaab or something? I'll change that at some point.

>I also have for you a picture that Serena commissioned (I don't know who the artist is so ask her)
Was not I that commissioned it but the artist is Aka6.

Fucking do it.

Very nice indeed. Something I need to mention is that Serena is no longer aware she was a human, it's been so long and those memories weren't important enough to her that it just no longer occurs to her.

Oh. Oops.

Gotcha, I'll fix it.

Everyone who has written about her so far has made that mistake so at this point I've got to assume it's my fault for not making it clear. It's on her original sheet but I removed it from the second one to make room.

Lots of Serena stories floating around, lately.

I think it's mostly because she's the most prominent angelwalker and we're on a plane dominated by angels

Good thing too, because I've been slacking myself.

Probably. It seems everyone wants to have a showdown with angerangel.

at least it's not Gaia circlejerk.

SERENA SPRITE GO GO GO. FUCK THE WINGS

Also, there's a ton of art of her, so it's easy to imagine her while writing.

It is possible and not all that many if you laugh at your own jokes

Welp. This thread is boring.

Post your ships, then describe a scenario with each ship.

I want to see pairings.

It is quite dead around this time huh?

Well I can imagine Serena x Revas being a thing if they do that whole Doctor Who shit where they travel the multiverse together or something.

But I think the most obvious one is with Venn, at least from Venn's perspective, she's close enough to his dead waifu for him to settle for it even if she'll probably never reciprocate his desires.

And of course as we can see in a popular ship is her with anything else with wings.

Last night I had the craziest fucking dream.
>Going to LGS
>Browsing around until I spot a strange Duel Deck
>It's called Cheers vs. Jeers
>Buy it without a thought
>As I unpack it, I notice something odd
>Most of the cards are silver bordered cards, with some non-silver cards included
>Cheers deck is a Naya Enchantment deck with a foil Geist of Saint Nick
>Jeers is a Jund removal deck with a foil Pumpkin King
>Notable cards include a Chandra dressed in a skimpy holiday outfit, an aura that gives Planeswalkers an additional +1 ability, and a mass removal spell called Darnation that's a weaker Damnation.
>Rule insert states that the silver border cards are legal in most formats

that enchantment idea is actually really fuckin cool.
what was the ability?

That's not just ANYTHING else with wings. Laurela is a lovely young lady.

>user went to an alternate reality.
Laurela a sloot

Igan loves easily and deeply, but he doesn't know anyone other than Serena, and his feelings towards her are... Complicated.

>Check out snowstorm just because
>Serena's constantly come up over several threads.
So is the user who made her just hyperactive in these threads or is she everyone's snowaifu or what?
And can some anons post their sheets, I wnt to see if any trends are different.

She's hyperactive and is the one whom has the most art. Also interacts with the other flakes.

Also we're on innistrad right now.

The problem is my ships don't involve other flakes. Damian is being shipped with pic related from my custom set/flakeplane, and as of now, I haven't been around long enough to find a good ship for Marlis.

Actually, if anyone's interested, I have a bit of writefaggotry about that now.

That, and she's also everyone's angelfu.

Personally, my flakefus are Cala, Winifred, and Owl mom. I love the qt.

She's pretty much our big-breasted Jace, so far the biggest non-flakepoint interactions between flakes have revolved around her flipping a massive yet supple tit.
I don't mind, though.

Ah, that makes sense. Is very random, but makes sense. Post some of this artwork?

Tell me about your flakefus, anons. Who are they?

This planeswalker deals 1 damage to target creature. If it dies this way, draw a card.
It was part of a cycle of generic monocolored card draw planeswalker enchantments.
I wish.
Hell, if I could, I would make a Cheers vs. Jeers duel deck. Probably rename it Naughty vs. Nice or Trick vs. Treat though, to fit the Christmas vs Halloween theme.

Well.... If you insist friend.

Here is old Serena, before she was angry: imgur.com/a/Zuvy6 Some of this is NSFW

Here is new Serena now that she is mad about Eldrazi: imgur.com/a/TSW0O

I think that's all the art, she's not really a titty monster but the first art of her I got was a gift from a friend who draws women in a very specific way thus spawning the memes. Said massive curves have prompted people to commission artists to make porn of her which is where those come from, the rest are from anons in this thread.

I have a photo of one. Sorry about the quality or if it's not right-side-up. My camera bleached the top half of the image.

Testing again

Okay, that's actually pretty funny.
Might as well give in to the memes about her being a titty monster, not to that extent maybe.
Still, people are commissioning art for/drawing art of a flake. That's kind of nuts. Congrats.

Ugh. Last try.

Hey Gaia, would you be willing to draw Venn at all?

Yup. But gosh golly gee, have I been busy this week.

Yey! Do you need references and stuff?

Yup. I suck at drawing dudes, yo.

Yup. Gaia user and Murdock user are the resident drawfags. And Gaia's been drawing a fuck-ton lately, even if it's just for her own flakes.

Here, I threw together a little quick bit of image to use.

The full body image is the clothing he wears, the headshot is his hairstyle and general face shape (You may choose to keep the goggles if you wish)

The sword is the one he wields.

Pose can just be something simple like him shouldering the blade as he looks at a small mote of fire in his hands.

FAILURE

Yeah, I'm really happy with it. All I can offer in return is stories involving their flakes but it seems to be enough.

Is being Jace a compliment? I can't tell.

I figured being "the Jace" means she's the face of the snowstorm and the one most have interacted with.

Ah, I see.

I was tempted to make an Unglued Flake who takes the "mana batteries" joke more seriously, but was worried that would seem mean-spirited while not being as funny as the other joke flakes.

Do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Give here a Lotus Petal+One With Nothing+The Cheese Stands alone deck if you can.

Honestly? If it's funny then go for it, I have thick skin, I can take a joke.

Sigarda is my angelfu
Deka, owlmom, and Cala are my flakefus

>worst angelfu
Come on now, are you even trying?

No, the worst angelfu is Aurelia. Sigarda's pretty all right, but not top shelf.

That's two for Owlmom and Cala. These grils are qt.

Make that three for Owlmom, top gril.

Also to clarify, Sigarda is not worst overall, just worst on Innistrad.

>Also to clarify, Sigarda is not worst overall, just worst on Innistrad.
>Sigarda
>Not Bruna "muh enchants" Brunelda

I see and know Cala (a cute), but who is this "Owlmom" everyone is talking about? Some new flake? Is pics?

She is Spidermom, but not a Spooder.

Fair.

She had too much of a fetish for Eldrazi Conscription, shame she had to inflict it on Best Sister too.

Wasn't spider mom that creepy fucking drider? Forgive me. I've been gone for days.

Yo niggah

Tonight, hoot.

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Alright, we finished all the talking. Soon, maybe something actually interesting will happen.

Well is is pretty much the Walkers making a choice, to march for Thraben. This also gives us room to include other interested parties HINT HINT

I'd be interested in tossing Samnel in there. Laurela would be a bit silly to put in a serious story like this (especially with Serena, it'd be very redundant), but assuming he doesn't get kidnapped again, Samnel is very serious about helping Thraben.

We're planning on taking a few weeks in Storytime to hit Thraben. We could meet up as we go OR you can answer the call of the Messenger Hawks sent out. There are a few ways to enter the story friend. Just hit us up on the Steam group and/or throw me a steam request. We'll work it out.

>liking corrupted sluts
>hating on the anti eldrazi angel.
Wow, I never knew Serena loved emrakul so much.

What plane is your flake(s) currently located on? Why?

Was
She and The Cathar had a fight which ended with him mob ruling her children then battle hymning into a fireball to the dome.

The Cathar will be murdering towards thraben since all of the eldrazi are converging on it apparently.

Christ. Overkill much?

Well, I feel Thraben may also be the Focal Leyline on Innistrad. Plus, conflict creates magic in its own right, one last gorging meal before Emrakul fucks off to eat another plane.

>HINT HINT
Hoot hoot?

>owl mom is evacuating children from Thraben.
>spider mom
>over kill
No such thing

>Baiting this hard.
Come on now.

Soon my sweet.

Owlmom is for cute, not lewd
but I want her for lewd