>This is your BBEG for tonight
How does your team defeat him?
Die Forever
Luis Reyes
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Aaron Gray
Give us a rundown, nigga. For all I know he's Robert Angdor, owner of a car wash with a bodybuilding hobby.
Josiah Long
Shoot him.
Elijah Sanchez
>not knowing GEESE
GEEEESE
Tyler Bailey
>"This is your BBEG" is the new "Stat me"
Fucking die.
Adam Long
Geese Howard, from the Fatal Fury and King of Fighters fighting game franchises. He's the crime lord of one of the toughest cities in America, and he's a master of martial arts. He is known to have killed his own colleagues and fellow students in his rise to power. He is also known to have survived at least a couple of falls from skyscrapers.
Tyler Peterson
Hold on, these can be at least moderately more productive. It makes you think of party composition, individual strength, and setting depth to make an educated pfffffft.
Naw nigguh. Keep up grandpa.
Justin Reed
Punch him off the top of a skycraper.
Liam Morgan
>That's a pretty big fist you got there. Be careful with that, you may hurt somebody.
Connor Lewis
An unkillable fighting machine.
Ian Nelson
How many geese is he? We'll beat him by having one more goose than he is.
Chase Robinson
He changes the amount of geese all the time, the clever bastard!
Noah Fisher
But he's already a Geese, user. And his son is a Rock.
Aiden Gomez
Stat him, Veeky Forums.
He's not an owlbear.
Zachary Miller
Won't ever work, the geese will band together. What you need to do, is send swans.
Carter Walker
>My other plan was actually going to be to throw a rock at him.
The crafty bastard!
Jayden Young
By being an even more broketastic fuckwad.
Daniel Foster
I summon 3 level 9 landwhales and point at him while the bard sings, "I'm All About That Bass". that oughtta do it.
Isaac Miller
He's the original bullshit fighting game boss, with rediculous moves and ai. He also has a special ending sequence to his matches where he throws your character out a skyscraper window if you lose.
His theme is awesome and gives me pstd
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Jayden Russell
That reminds me of how one of the bosses the party fought kept taking falling damage because once the cleric basically caused the floor to cave under the guy and then the monk kept kicking him down a set of nearby stairs. So I guess it comes down to whether the party can force him to fail some Strength saves.
Who am I kidding, he'll be back.
Isaiah Cooper
>HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT SURVIVE A FEW PUNCHES! LET ME AT HIM!
My strongman in our superhero game got semi-kicked from the team (he quit before anyone could kick him out) because he used an unconscious motherfucker to hit another motherfucker made of steel. And he's supposedly the good guy of the story: so yeah, he quit being a superhero and went to some buddhist temple to control his rage.
But that didn't help one bit.
Jonathan Turner
Sounds like typical PC material and we have more PC's.
Carson Baker
DIES IRAE MOTHERFUCKERRRRR
Michael Hughes
I summon his alternate reality counterpart:
Hunter Green
Just shoot him a couple of time.
Kevin Cruz
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
Colton Campbell
COME OOOOON
Caleb Martin
My sorcerer is ready.
Austin Jones
Noice
Gabriel Perez
>not knowing Robert Angdor
FUCKING ROBERT ANGDOR
Ayden Johnson
PREDICTABOH!
Elijah Peterson
By out-punching him.
Because even Vetala Tao are no joke.