The BBEG wants to leave humanity behind

You mean like, going to space alone? Okay, have fun.

In addition to the assloads of gear he is on as another poster pointed out, Rich is a very prolific user of Synthol.

Which is injecting oil directly into your muscles to make them swell and appear bigger

Also
shoo shoo Veeky Forums

/r/ing the Piana planet mutant greentext.

>The PC is on a quest to rid the land of Cookie Cutter Porno Addicts

youtube.com/watch?v=5vnJ4GW1UmQ

>yfw lighting spells have no effect

>dat roidgut

Is that a whole colony of tapeworms living inside him or what?

HGH abuse. It swells your intestines and makes you bloated.

>The BBEG is an AI housed in a mechanical canine body

Save us Scooby.

Quaid....

Jeff Seid is best boy

I once ran a short campaign about giant rats taking over a kingdom. Mostly wererats but more than enough swarms of normal rats and big ass rats.

The party especially learned to fear the improvised ratapults.

Jeff, pls go

>, drives faster on the bypass lane

Some people seem to think there is a point to going past the natty limit

But really it just makes you look like a half balloon animal abomination.

>the party are a bunch of sterotypical muscle builders and wrestlers from our earth transported to fantasy land

TEACH THE PEASANTS THE POWER OF AESTHETICS AND GAINZ

Well, why not?

Poor guy. He can't be just a bit insecure or confused to do all that. Oh well, he's hardly alone in his suffering.

Some girls like that tho

>the begin to wither in the matter of weeks separated from their food supplements

Well humanity disowns the faggot then.BBEG solved.

A tiny minority of equally fucked up women who've pumped their tits into G cup size or larger, perhaps.

>the antagonists are a bunch of sterotypical muscle builders and wrestlers from our earth transported to fantasy land
>without their protein
>found out an alchemical brew involving ground up children is the best supplement

Incorrecto. It's Insulin Abuse, it leads to an irregular distribution of fat in the body. You end up with very low amounts of subcutaneous fat, instead it is deposited as visceral fat. Which leads to that gut.

Isn't using Insulin when not medically prescribed (and carefully monitored) kind of Bad Idea (TM) ?

There are plenty of BIG GUYS in standard fantasy art despite the fact that neither the diet nor exercise they do would support it.

so i dunno, magic or something, they'll stay huge

>implying the flesh of all the magical creatures isn't chock-full of protein
>implying they don't get the best gainz of their life
>implying they don't give up the adventurer life and start their own supplement company

Yes. But so is using 20 grams of anabolics per week, using enough Diuretics to be at nigh fatal amounts of water in your system, using Amphetamines as a pre-workout, and eating 15-20k calories per day.

Bodybuilding is such a fucking stupidly unhealthy lifestyle that you are better off being a meth addict if you care about your health.

Does he stop fapping to 3DPD?

MIDDLEAGE ROIDED GYMRAT TURTLES
MIDDLEAGE ROIDED GYMRAT TURTLES
MIDDLEAGE ROIDED GYMRAT TURTLES
HEROES ON A CYCLE
ROIDED POWER

>Just taze the criminals they said

what is it filled with?

Why is he so black?

musclebaby

>giving up the adventurer life
>not becoming abventurers, destined to find the most protein-packed and swole-inducing monsters for supplements

>food supplements

Nigger, you don't need protein powder to build muscle. If they're in the wilderness, just suplex a deer and you'll have more than enough gains.

Holy shit, huge quest 2.0 time

You wish, Plague is never coming back to Veeky Forums

CMON 1D4 SCOOPS

youtu.be/H0bFc3n2kQs

Why not?

Fuck you, dude. I choked on my soda reading that.

bumping for memes

>mfw I roll a 1 on my confusing the scoops check

I put up with the Piana Plague in Veeky Forums and /heem/. I thought I'd at least be free of it here.

I realize now that there is no escape.

Why not leave him behind AND humanity? We can beat the system.