How about some embarrassing stories, Veeky Forums?
>This morning, game day >Wake up early for Rogue Trader brain is still off >Waiting for GM to prepare, everyone is sharing funny pics >I'm checking various accounts, see that some stupid shit I posted on FA last night got some attention an laugh >"whatcha laughing at, user?" >oh just this >I fucking link them to the pic on my FurAffinity account >Immediately realize what I've done >Right below the pic are lewd scaly drawings by me >They follow the link and laugh at the pic and seem to move on >But I know they know. >Oh god they know
I had been a closet scaly for years, and one little slip-up has prolly just made me the weirdest fuck in the group. I'm so goddamn embarrassed. Someone please tell me some even more embarrassing stories to make me feel better, please?
Relax, faggot. No one cares what you fap to. Now fuck off, and delete the thread after you.
Jace Ross
I let my friend borrow my phone and I left vore pictures open on it.
End my fucking life...
Mason Gomez
I was half drunk and looking at funny pictures during my 5e game (my guy was unconscious and everyone was looting the balor horde and left me there smoldering slightly). They asked me what was so funny so I linked them the /k/ thread about tge guy who got a Remington shotgun barrel stuck in his ass. I can't hide my incredibly different sense of humor anymore.
Jeremiah Myers
Why are you a furfag? There's so many better things you could be, like almost anything else. It's disheartening to know that there are so many people like you in this hobby.
Jose Bennett
>Party is low level but we're using a high point buy >Hear about a problem in the neighboring village that's in the form of a bulette >The rest of the party wants to fish it out and drag it out of the ground using a hook and some meat >I think its a dumb as shit idea but go along with it anyway >It bites into the hook and takes some damage >Rope snaps and there's now a pissed bulette >Ready the spear I bought for this occasion and brace >I crit the aoo against it and save the party from dying to an angry as fuck landshark >Mfw months later I get told that I powergamed too hard when rnjesus did all the work
I'm pretty sure its kind of a blessing that I'm essentially a forever gm now.
Grayson King
Not me but I've been sitting on this image for a lil bit
Carter Sanders
Not me, but sort of related >playing EDH at a friend's place >start out with Eight-and-a-Half-Tails Voltron >friend lives with his brother >brother comes downstairs, sort of knows about MTG but not really >sees my deck and becomes VERY interested >finish game 1, we switch decks, brother is dismayed, leaves to meet friends >go upstairs to the bathroom, catch glimpse into brother's room >FOX PICTURES EVERYWHERE
And that's when I found out my best friend's brother is a gay furry
Ethan Lee
>Be me
Aiden James
>2009 >reading D&D 3.5's Expanded Psionics Handbook while on the shitter >book partly in right hand and partly on right knee >picking my nose with my left while waiting for my ass to realize it's poop time >give myself a nosebleed but don't notice immediately >blood spatters on the page I'm reading >frantically try to wipe it off >stain and tear the page
I can never use this book again.
Isaiah Hall
That's not really embarrassing, your group just sounds like a bunch of pussies
Jace Rivera
In a turn of bitter irony, I dropped my entire unit of Terradon riders on some rocks.
There were no survivors; is this Be'lakor's vengeance?
Jace Gonzalez
So you were reading a book about psionics and suddenly got a nosebleed? Have you considered you latent physic powers, user?
Jordan Campbell
If they haven't started acting any differently around you then it just means they don't care or that that they're good friends. People have sex-related things in their lives. Liking anthropomorphic creatures covered in scales isn't much weirder than wanting to rub your dick on someone's feet.
Now stop using furaffinity for anything other than porn you fucking troglodyte.
Levi Miller
Buddy I had my finger so deep in my nose I was scratching my brain, that was entirely my own fault.
Jack Long
But I have prons to post. I'm using it for what it's for
Mason Taylor
>I play RPGs >I am a furry There are more furries in this stupid hobby than women.
Josiah Richardson
We've probably been here longer than you, user
Evan Evans
I don't care.
Brandon Rivera
Dirt has been eaten longer than pizza has. Doesn't mean dirt is better than pizza.
Lincoln Johnson
Which American pizza chain do you think is most likely to put dirt on your pizza as a topping if you request it?
David Nelson
I did a pretty similar thing, but my 'c' key didn't register to overwrite my clipboard, and so I linked my normie friends to a fucking Hirame doujin.
And you know what I found on one of those normies' dropbox account a few months later?
Fucking Hirame doujins. All of them.
Tyler Hall
Dominos does it even if you don't request it, so I'd say that one.
Brayden Miller
Are you me? Cause if it was a girl you shared the phone with like I did, well then we got ourselves a suicide pact.
Jaxon Perry
I second this fact.
Jacob Parker
Seems to be a pretty common thing, though mine was tentacles rather than vore
>user can I use your phone for a sec? I gotta call home Sure >Yo user is this a joke? H-haha what? >What the fuck is this? [Screaming internally]
I tried to play it off as me taking the piss, but I'm like 90% sure she only pretended to buy it.
Asher Jenkins
>GM'ing in high school, 3e D&D >Black guy wants to join the group >Literally wants to play as a Drow >The Big Bad is a Drow, all enemies are Drow >1st level campaign anyways >No go bro >He rolls an Elf fighter who duel-wields katanas and has black skin >Have to ask how black of skin the character has, because I think he tried making a Drow anyways "Black" >Please clarify "Black as the moonless night and fear" >Fucker, that's a Drow >NPCs treat his character with suspicion and disdain due to recent Drow attacks >Gets mad in- and out-of-game, claiming it's racist >Will not listen to reasons >Rest of party ends up rallying around him, don't judge a book by its cover, etc. >Starts to win over NPCs with this stuff >Pretty cool party growth, giving me plot hooks to work with >Fucker proceeds to not show up for sessions for 2 months >When asked what his character would've been doing in the mean-time, he replies that he's been robbing merchants in the area >u wut m8 >When guards try to apprehend him, tries playing the race card in- and out-of-game AGAIN >Dies fighting the guards with massive attack penalties due to not actually taking exotic weapon proficiencies or dual-wielding feats >Never comes back and starts telling everyone that I'm a racist
Benjamin Hall
Things that never happened: /pol/ edition
Wyatt Gomez
And dirt will be there long, long after pizza has decayed and perhaps become fertile dirt as well. It is a beautiful inevitable cycle we're all a part of.
Juan Butler
>black teenagers admitted to playing D&D sure thing
Well of course you did the physical work, but are you sure the PsyHB didn't subliminally demand your blood?
Aiden Hernandez
>And you know what I found on one of those normies' dropbox account a few months later? >Fucking Hirame doujins. All of them. I bet they were low-res scans with watermarks.
Alexander Stewart
mubp
James Allen
Protip for you three: When a girl asks to use your phone, she's checking out whether she can tell you're a major creep by your wallpaper and such. She was probably already getting bad signs from you and wanted to confirm before bugging out.
