What are the most Veeky Forums books out there?

What are the most Veeky Forums books out there?
Like rec-reading for the whole Veeky Forums ethos. I don't mean like "The Hobbit" I mean "Veeky Forums will stick his dick in anything" type of adventures.

I refuse to accept your interpretation of Veeky Forums.
Don't judge us by the worst of us.

For grimdark, Junger's "Storm of Steel" or Sajer's "Forgotten Soldier" are right up there

>Thirteen dudes want to slay a dragon
>random pudgy homebody gets drafted into helping
>pretty awesome guy helps sometimes, but fucks off with no warning over and over
>pudgy guy does almost all the work of getting them to the dragon
>some dude not even in the party kills the dragon (with an assist by the pudgy dude)
>ends in a giant fucking argument that didn't need to happen, which is only stopped by even bigger assholes showing up out of nowhere
>we kinda pretend like the thirteen dudes got shit done
I dunno, The Hobbit sounds pretty Veeky Forums to me.

Imagica by Clive Barker.
I was way too young when I first tried to read it though. I wasn't ready for fucked up sex magic.

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Come on, Veeky Forums doesn't have to be 'stick your dick in everything.'

That said, A Spell for Chameleon sounds like what you want. Interesting worldbuilding that includes centaur tits and magic.

Book of the New Sun fits both

I never finished the novel and it was a long time ago when I read it. I checked out the Wikipedia article on it, but it doesn't mention anything other than a shapeshifter taking the form of his target and then having sex with her boyfriend.
If I recall correctly, one of the sex acts includes eating the other person whole. I believe it was an illusion or something.
I should say that I read a lot of Stephen King as a kid, so I was pretty desensitized by the time I read Imagica, but it was too much for me.
Probably explains why I don't really have any fetishes except for some pretty vanilla ones.
The only reason I wanted to read the book in the first place is because I had a copy of Barlowe's Guide to Fantasy which includes a monster from Imagica called a gek-a-gek.

Forgot my pic.

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Man, Stephen King told me magic negroes were real, and here I didn't believe him.

They also seemed to be really invested in helping white kids
>The Talisman
>The Shining

Ian M Banks, Player of Games


Azad is definitely Veeky Forums-world

>centaur tits and magic
Sold. My copy is on the way. Thanks user.

>I mean "Veeky Forums will stick his dick in anything" type of adventures.

Fritz Lieber's Swords novels, the adventures of Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser.
Also literally intruduced many of the tropes of D&D like the Thieves' Guild.

Off the top of my head, the Mouser tries for an entire novel to fuck a half-white rat/lycanthrope girl with extra nipples, and Fafhrd has a girlfriend for a while who's a cannibal who's entire body is transparent except for her skeleton.

I'll second Spell for Chameleon. It won a World Fantasy Award, and deservedly so IMO. The first couple of Xanth books were great, I think that it's only after the success of Ogre, Ogre that he realized he could just crank them out assembly-line style, all according to formula, in order to make all the bucks ever.

Yeah, Leiber's stuff is fantastic, and sometimes pervy in a wonderful way. His book Wanderer has one of the characters get it on with a cat woman from outer space. even though he's obviously a lower life form, so it's kind of bestiality for her

>literally falls in love with every woman he meets to some extent
Severian was an interesting character to say the least.

Dorcas best girl hands down.

Consider Phlebas is Veeky Forums

>Be given a task by an asshole alien priest who doesn't do shit to help you
>Keep running into a hot bisexual secret agent rival DMPC
>Meet up with space pirates
>Have some adventures
>Sleep with a catgirl
>Take over the ship
>Finally reach the goal of the campaign
>TPK

The thieve's guild was introduced by Miguel de Cervantes, actually. In "Rinconete y Cortadillo".

Leiber codified the trope, though.

"The Stainless Steel Rat" series by Harry Harrison springs to mind. Space opera setting where a thief has to be smart, charismatic, and more than a bit lucky to get by.

as entertaining as watching paint dry too

Oh, right, she does actually purr.

Didn't remember that.

Titan by John Varley and Midnight at the Well of Souls by Jack Chalker.

Hell yes