How many of you invest in prostitutes...

how many of you invest in prostitutes? i regularly spend $200 on prostitutes every few weeks to relieve stress and increase health

>increase health

Lol, keep telling yourself that

>invest
>increase health

So like how do you invest in prostitutes without getting the STD dividends

nice portfolio
>just bought 100k

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dude is that nicole?

make sure to always double bag

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where do you buy prostitutes from? link

if you're not healthy, how do you make money? therefore its investing in health

>"invest" in prostitutes
>increase health

Interesting thought process. Tell us more. Maybe you're right. People see psychs for their mental health too.

we dont live in fucking africa... not that many prostitutes have diseases. also thats what a condom is for

bro there are like 21 different strains of HPV
also u can get heripes wearing a condom

>"invest in prostitutes"
I thought you meant like brothel stock for a second there bucko.

what does the average prostitute look like in your area? i take is not like pic related

Why do you think cheap whores are cheap?

as long as you purchase >$150/hour it should be fine

Actually worse than just having a single on.
Doubling increases friction and creates tears. So not only are you not feeling anything, the risk of it breaking is now quite real.
Dont be a dumb virgin please

where do i invest? srs

im engaged and love my fiance but she doesn't have the best body, she started gaining some wait like a year ago due to medication she has to take, and isn't really compensating by dieting or exercising, so ya... anyway about once a month ill sneak off and get my dick sucked by a hot prostitute, i don't usually fuck them, just a good blowjob, it keeps me reasonably happy

google search escort agency (your city) or independent escorts (your city). its easy. you might ahve to sign up for some forum tho

>increases health
>get aids

Double bagging is a black dude thing btw

Retarded virgin detected.

Serious questions. Where do you find them where you're sure they're not pohlice

the only tears that happen when i double bag it are comin from her eyes when i shove it up her cornhole

read

All the sites I find are paywalls.

I found an AMP around here that I've had great success at -- but I don't know how to communicate that I'd like a bit more. Also not even sure that would work

more pics of whores pls

>health
>hookers
nigga just get a high tech fleshlight or something
way cheaper

My bags are already heavy enough, I don't need any more.

actually laughed

Where are you getting $200 hookers that look like that?

was getting herpes part of your plan?

everyone has HPV. it is no big deal.

Lol you've never surfed backpage? You can find some hilarious bimbos on there

ive invested heavly in prostitutes. but all my clients have also invested heavily in me. i opened a health and wellness center directed at the sexual industry. A place where they come and feel loved. for a nominal fee of course

Where do you live OP?

What kind of whores can you get with $200?

You're a big pustule.

I live in Vancouver and Asian escorts are $160-220/hr. I've only been with white escorts and they charge anywhere from $200 to $400. I go once or twice a week.

Best ones I had ironically were the cheaper ones. Those that charge more are REALLY full of themselves.

actually OP is smart, fucking prostitute is cheaper than gf in general. I can tell you one thing from my experience:

"free fuck is the most expensive fuck"

wtf, just don't return her calls or messages. It's that fucking simple.

"user raped me!!!"

Wheres this pic from. I want to kill her