Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! It has come to my attention that some such forces, negligent wizards or otherwise have torn a rift through the sky into a plane I'm told is called the 'BetaMax Dimension' now this would be terrible as I'm told a plague of spandex, 'Em-Tee-Vee', rubber clothing, bubble parties, and the overabundance of the element 'pink' will soon pour through the portal plaguing our college and the world around it in a never ending nightmare that is 'Ah-Ha'. However, it would seem the cause of this eruption was a very large rainbow that poured out of a 'Snowcano' a volcano that seems to erupt a never ending blizzard of cocaine, and I'll be entirely too busy studying it to be of any help with this impending invasion.
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Heres the coffee for the meeting, along with all the notes we have about what resides in the BetaMax Dimension
William Smith
>looks up from his reams of notes >sighs irascibly
What in all the mortal planes is this fresh nonsense?
Samuel King
Thank you Mort.
I don't think I'll be taking a ride on that rainbow anytime soon.
Isaac Gonzalez
>Is dragging Mira to her department, before climbing on his stormcloud. Maybe there is gold at the end of it? >The old man begins to study the rainbow.
Cooper Martinez
"Thanks."
>Takes a look at notes
"Haven't been to this dimension yet.... Might be worth checking..."
"Cmon, it might be fun."
"That would be reason enough, actually."
James Wilson
I say, weather wizard! Do you think it would be possible to capture the taste of the rainbow into little pellets of compressed sugar? Think of the coin the Guild could make!
Wyatt Johnson
How about no. I very much don't want to see what it does to my hair and clothes.
Jacob Torres
Well, I could fly and check. Just need something to communicate. >Begins to smirk. How high do you want your precentage?
That depends on the rainbow. We should check where it leads before doing such a thing. Could cause accidents in the finished products.
Henry Mitchell
It should be noted that the information is very spotty, as studying of the BetaMax dimension halted some years ago as a result of an undisclosed incident
Wyatt Cox
>Halfway up the rainbow bridge in hir tricked out jetcycle >Engine roaring, hot flames jetting from the exhaust
>The sky flickers with scanlines, the electric snow of the maw roars with static.
Camden James
Was this the same incident that involved the short-lived Glamomancy department? It sounds like it would be.
Josiah Turner
"Psh. Pussy. Nothing is gained without risk."
"Just one coin, really. I've recently been starting a collection of all things every dimension values."
"Thanks, Mortimer. I was just realizing that. Although this incident could mean something is up..."
Wyatt Moore
Ah, indeed. I shall summon my own stormcloud when you are ready to investigate.
David Reed
"EY, QUIET DOWN! IM TRYING TO READ HERE!"
Ayden Ramirez
It seems so. All information about that dimension was logged by the Glamomancy department
Landon Edwards
Well, yeah, but things can be gained by having others take risks instead.
Yep, not getting involved then. Glamomancy is bad news.
Grayson Hernandez
You have a deal. >Studies the rainbow a bit more before flying up to his room. Just going to pack a few things first.
Then Mister. Wait, but a bit. I shall fetch a few of my utensiels and supplies first. >Packs several flasks into his pockets and flies back into the sky with a toast in his mouth. On your signal?
Hudson Garcia
"I assume their shtick was to make things look fancy."
"Great. Another one of you 'send someone else to do it' types. Since when have people decided to just sit on their asses doing nothing while others go die for them? Back in my day, sorcerer kings were at the head of every battle, and they got shit done!"
Camden Brown
That was the general idea behind the department
Chase Gomez
>Looking over hir shoulder into the distant blowzard that is the crown of the Snowcano >Shi squints, thinking to hirself that shi swore shi heard something
Evan Hernandez
I'm a necromancer. I ALWAYS have someone t do it for me.
Oliver Thomas
>waves his staff at the sky >a dense, dark cloud forms >he rises atop it
Excellent, I have here a bag of the sugar pellets, let us be off!
Blake Rivera
"Oh yeah, I forgot you necrophiliacs do that."
>Takes last swig of coffee >Climbs onto clouds
"Alright, ready."
Eli Baker
Necromancer, not necrophiliac!
Anthony Brooks
>teleports into the room wearing a black jacket with the sleeves pushed up, a red shirt with a purple tiger, blue jeans, red and white sneakers, and black shades What's going on here?
Jack White
>Nods and begins to fly a bit ahead, along the rainbow. Do portal accidents like this happen often? I was studying when the catgirl invasion happened. >Seems to perform a test on the yellow part of the rainbow.
Josiah Garcia
>Dense synthetic fog clouds the sky, laser lights lancing through them. >Your eyes are clouded by painful glitter and bubbles
Christian Baker
What the hell?
Benjamin Russell
>Looks him over
Glamomancy gone wrong. I see they already got you.
Josiah Lewis
"Yeah, whatever."
"Ey, Lurc....What in the name of the infinite dimensions are you wearing?"
>Shields eyes from the glitter and bubbles
"Why did it have to be bubbles? And what is this....Is this glitter? What?"
Aaron Roberts
Catgirls... that reminds me, I have a meeting with that Telvanni man later... >scribbles note
To be quite honest I have never seen such a thing before. Ugh, it is quite garish... >dons sunglasses made of darkened ice
Nathaniel Murphy
What? Oh, yeah, I guess I usually show up through a maw portal, don't I? Har hard. Very funny mister hot topic. Clothes from one of the best eras of my life.
Thomas Nguyen
Is that so? I heard it happened a lot... >Attempts to do something about the fog. >It´s not working. Anyway, the rainbow seems to be made of music notes.
Eli Bennett
Rolled 2 (1d20)
Music notes? How curious! What sort of music do they play?
I will attempt to clear the fog. Ahem...
LOK VAH KHOR!!
Charles Gonzalez
Rolled 7 (1d20)
"Is that so? Let me try something..."
>Takes deep breath >Begins cursing in infernal language
>The sky swells with synthetic fog, techno thunder and laser lightning flares, sending shimmering clouds of sparks to the ground. >Your vision is obscured by tracking static
>Laser demons begin to derez from the portal, surrounded by a chromakey aura of despair and commercialism.
Owen Russell
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Fog? I love fog! >attempts to cast a spell to completely obscure the floor with fog Yeah, and as a clone I have no regrets. So, was supposed man?
Christopher Sanders
>Grumbles
Connor Lopez
Please repeat what you just said? In common this time
Adrian Adams
Rolled 1 (1d20)
I do not like this... AVAST! YOU UNHOLY DAEMONS OF A MAD REALM!
>summons a thunderstorm and blizzard
Asher Sullivan
Rolled 5 (1d20)
Woah, that's gnarly. >aims his fingers at some demons and shoots pink lasers at them >stupid autocorrect I asked wassup man.
>Tentacles of hate emerge from dark portals >Attempts to rip the Laser demons apart
Michael Jenkins
Rolled 6 (1d20)
Can´t really confirm, but I think it´s called... rock? >Shakes his head, while evading the fog. I´m definitely to old for this.
It doesn´t seem to work!
>Vision obscured, Wilhelm throws a thunderbolt in the demons general direction.
Colton Baker
Whats up is that there is a gaping maw in the sky leading to the BetaMax dimension
Asher Green
>his cloud dissipates and he begins to fall >ice hulk wants to break out
No, I will not unleash my full power yet...
>summons new cloud midair and rushes back up
Carson Hill
>Wandets in. Hey guys, what's u- >Gets hit in the chest by a tendril of rainbow energy. ...Damn.
Brandon Ward
Man, that is wicked! Yeah, it's pretty bitchin'.
Ryan Gutierrez
That's one way of looking at it
John Wood
Yeah. You still got some coffee?
Joshua Long
I always have coffee
Caleb Williams
youtube.com/watch?v=uL1q8GQGocM&ab_channel=Neuedeutschehaerter >The air puffs and sputters but is choked out by the coronoa of cocaine from the snowcano >you choke on a lung full of sequins and cocaine >The demons dance between the lasers, one is struck, fizzling and flickering into static, the rest seem to dance and howl >The laser demons are scattered by the tentacles >some get sucked back through into the dark portals >Others are rended back into static, their chroma bleeding back into the sky >The thunderbolt dissipates into the sky, drowned out by pulsing techno beats
William Nelson
Great, can I have a mug? So, who wants to go in? Cause I do.
Daniel Brown
I guess you can
Adam Hughes
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>Is somehow standing on the rainbow. You dissipated it!?! >Angrily yells at Susie, his stormcloud to throw another thinderbolt at him. One has to go through sooner or later. >Begins to run tests on the rainbow. Still look like notes... That´s not normal...
Kayden Gonzalez
>Begins to calm down
"fuckfuck shit....Hah. For a second didn't think I would work. Hope the demon lords like music for a feast."
>coughs violently Ugh... damnation... I feel good, but it is not a beneficent sort of good... I WILL NOT SUCCUMB!
I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF THE PRIMEVAL NORTHERN SKY! LEND ME YOUR MIGHT THAT THIS EVIL WHICH SULLIES YOUR COUNTENANCE MIGHT BE PURGED!!
FEN MUL RIIK!! STRUN BAH QO!!! FOH KRAH DIIN!!!
Cooper Johnson
Thanks Mort. >Gets a mug of coffee Well, from what I know this universe doesn't have a Betamax dimension soooo, we may be facing an incursion from another universe. >looks at the message
Kayden Roberts
youtube.com/watch?v=fBfD1-aOiwI >Laser demons descend, taking a swipe at the cloud, but are rebounded by its thundering boom, scattering into electric snow >The storm bellow bellows violently >Loud visions dance through your head, visions of gold, of riches, of gem studded cups, of spinning gold rims >A voice whispers a shout to you, worming through your brain, "You are Thugnar, god of all pimpery, You will not be denied"
Alexander Flores
>Smiles at his clouds success and climbs on her. You´re the solution to the puzzle, aren´t you? >Charges headfirst into the rift. I´m going to find the gooooooold!
Gonna stop for now. Good Nigth.
Caleb Wood
Rolled 2 (1d20)
LIES!! ALL OF IT LIES!!! >his powerform emerges as he gets angry I SHALL NOT BE TEMPTED!!!! BUT YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED!!! >hurls massive thunderbolts and hailstones at the baleful forces
Nolan White
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>Starts channting maddly
"AEJOEVHWERNVWOOVN!"
>Attempts to release a counter musical wave to destroy any remaining demons
Tyler Gray
>You are the prince of chains, of bitches, of chalices overflowing with grape drank >You ARE the one and only Thugnar >The snowcano is yours, come to me, come to the peak
>The thudnerbolt hurls and swirls into the sky, transforming into a gold painted Cadillac before crashing into the distance >Call me on the big phone >Aaliyah
Jayden Taylor
>Lurco calls Aaliyah Eyyy, wassup?
Landon Gonzalez
youtube.com/watch?v=XjBwAYIxUso >The demons curse, and spit static, their chroma bleeding out into a starry background >The static void in the sky opens wider, disgorging confetti and strange paper currency
Hunter Ramirez
Rolled 20 (1d20)
NOOO! I AM... A MAN... OF THE NORTH!!!!
>summoning more power
VAH GAAR NOS!!!
>a furious cyclone tears toward the abominable colors
"GET DOWN THERE AND TELL THEM WERE GETTING INVADED!"
>Demon dives towards the mages guild >Mordin continues to hold back the invading demons
Oliver Powell
Same reason everyone usually hates demons, I presume.
Gabriel Cruz
>YOU WILL BE GREAT, THERE WILL BE MUCH GLORY AND HOMIES >The storm is parted down the path of the cyclone, abetted momentary >demons shattered back into static, >the corona wavers and rumbles >You could be the most gangsta thugnar, you have it in you...
Lucas Sanchez
>Dives towards the mages guild tower
"HEAR YE, HEAR YE, YA FUCKING CUNTS. THE NEARBYE DIMENSION IS INVADING. ALL YE WHO HATE CONFETTI, GET READY FOR A POTENTIAL WAR. ALL YE WHO LIKE THE MUSIC, JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX CAUSE ITS GONNA BE A LONG DAY."
>Dissapears into a portal
John King
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Well that's bogus. >Tries casting friendship on some retro demons
Blake Peterson
>Through static crackle and high rates you hear a voice Lurco? *Static* pretty *Static* up hear! Can't *static* Bonesworth *static* Need help!
Liam Martin
Rolled 19 (1d20)
I WIN MY GLORY NOT BY HAVING IT HANDED TO ME IN EXCHANGE FOR MY DECENCY AND SOUL!!! I WIN IT THROUGH HONEST MIGHT AND RIGHTEOUS VALOR!!!
>hurls the celestial force of a small hurricane
Owen Wright
Alright, be there real quick. Yo, don't attack those demons! >Points out the demons he befriended
Gabriel Stewart
"Wait....What?"
>Looks at demons
"Uh....What do you want with our realm?"
William Bell
THEN PACIFY AND SILENCE THEM!!
Thomas Long
>The demons flicker for a second >their scan lines slow and colour lightens >trailing stars and rainbows follow them in their wake as they race to you Please! You must help us escape Doctor Skeletron and his Skelebots! They're taking over ElectroPlush land! Those meanies are kidnapping all of us for their evil plans to take over the multiverse! >The dense vortexing corona is thrown appart >Spiriling snaking arms breaking apart momentarily >One tendril of the blowzard is smashed with thundering force into the college >The other shorn through the mountain
>It begins to rumble
Brody Perez
Uh, I already did? >he casted friendship earlier That's totally bogus! Get me through the rift and I'll help.
Dylan Walker
Rolled 6, 10, 17 = 33 (3d20)
>with much effort, summons a hailstorm to drop tons heavy stones into the mountain to cool its raging fire-blood
Liam Peterson
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>Those meanies are kidnapping all of us for their evil plans to take over the multiverse!
"Yeah, I doubt someone is gonna take over the multiverse, especially if they use you. No disrespect, but you gotta work on them fighting skills."
>The dense vortexing corona is thrown appart >Spiriling snaking arms breaking apart momentarily >One tendril of the blowzard is smashed with thundering force into the college >The other shorn through the mountain >It begins to rumble
"Oh no..."
>Begins casting
"DONTYOUFUCKINGDAREIMPLODEYOUSONOFAVOLCANOBITCH!"
>Rolling to see if he can stop the eruption by suppressing the lava from deep within.
Kevin Long
You two guys got that, right?
Ayden Collins
"I THINK SO!"
Hunter Brooks
>The Snowcano continues to rumble >Shale and Scree drop from it in huge raining plumes >Massive hairline cracks break down its surface in a strange geometric pattern >It rises slowly from the earth, its peak moving heavanward
>Massive faces of stone drop from it as it parts OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAAAAH >A deep rumbling echo sounds >The Snowcano is now twice as high as before >Massive stony stems extend from its bottom >Shale cliff faces colapse from its sides as massive arms erupt from its sides >A head begins to peak from its crater surrounded by a halo of pure white ice SNOWCANO ONLINE BABY >It slowly strikes a titanic pose
Andrew Flores
YO! DO YOU WORK FOR DOCTOR SKELETRON!?
Sebastian White
>Bleh, nametag
Tyler Hughes
FROM WHENCE DO YOU DERIVE YOUR POWER AND LIFE SOURCE, JOTUN?!!!!
Easton Flores
"......OK I DONT WE GOT THIS! ANYBODY GOT ANY IDEAS!?"
Jackson Lee
youtu.be/gHR4XFw3PNQ?list=PLipPSZQAhgWB0XFtB1Rs4ubeHxAI9rLY3 FOOOOOOOOOLS >It raises its massive arms, hands aglow with chroma lightning >Sweeping lances of lightning arc across the earth, setting it ablaze >Dancing robot skeletons erupt from the massive crevice in the earth raining bones down bellow
Angel Clark
Rolled 8 (1d20)
"AH SHIT, YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!"
>Eyes flare up in rage as magic surrounds his fists
>The seems of the rift stretch wider into the night sky, reaching towards the horizon in either direction >It howls a foul blown out beat, the bubbles grow smaller till they are streaks of glitter ridden foam raining down to the ground >The earth begins to be obscured bellow
Daniel Long
Rolled 9 (1d20)
YOU WOULD USE MY OWN ELEMENTAL POWERS?! I THINK NOT!!!!!
>absorbs the unleashed lightning into his staff >blasts it straight back at the titanic golem
Chase Taylor
Rolled 2 (1d20)
Well, I got something I think. Dammit! Might as well try! ULTRAAA!! PSYCOOO!! >Lurco tries casting a spell to transform himself
Gabriel Miller
>POOF! >Smoke obscures Lurco before revealing him exactly as he was before . . .Fuck!
Sebastian Torres
youtube.com/watch?v=oAxJImw7BwY&index=25&list=PLipPSZQAhgWB0XFtB1Rs4ubeHxAI9rLY3 >The lightning like a coruscating river of blinding colour washes you back >A spout of light diverts sheering more stone from the mountain, dropping a massive slab the size of a village to the ground >You are washed away sent tumbling earthbound by its power >The bones are dashed apart by the vulgar magic >but for every one that falls to pieces, more chrome skeletons take their place to do the thriller AAAAH HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA
Christian Cox
Rolled 16 (1d20)
"Gods damn it, this isnt good!"
>Looks to portal
>Looks to Lurco clone
"LURCO, GET IN THERE AND KILL THE WHATSHISNAME SKELETRON FUCKER! WELL KEEP THE SNOWCANOSHIT BUSY! IF HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, THEN MAYBE YOU CAN STOP HIS CONTROL OVER THE SNOWCANO!"
"THAT'S IT, IM DONE PLAYING!"
>Cackling magic starts to rapidly increase into a roaring flame around Mordin
