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I'd appreciate if people refrained from posting Altering History for the time being; I'm going to put one up with more drawbacks a little later; no use to clutter up the thread.

I'd post it, but then I never saved any of your stuff, so I suppose you're lucky I think you're shit.

Suppose so... thought I'm not sure why that would motivate you to post my stuff. I asked that specifically so my stuff *wouldn't* be posted all over the thread, which I would think would align with your goals.

Acheld we are over here buddy, you were to slow this timeHey Ordion user I got something for you about the marriage options that I didn't manage to post in time for the last thread. Here
Although the others are a bit difficult to see getting along with. There are almost no options that wouldn't get them to not be thieving and conniving skanks for power. They are either entirely in it for the political aspect or are crazy hippies with the protectiveness of a damn grizzly bear. The elf that looks down on others but starved from emotional contact is the easiest to bring along for A)being a excellent waifu, the Amazon not withstanding as it is pretty apparent in her culture she would be despised at the get go by everyone but masochists, and B)that the only normalish woman their that has excellent plans to help the people is a grudge holding bitch at the slightest opportunity. Also sand nigger insult is required for posterity sake. Hell the Angels don't have a female and the Valkyries are just as shallow with an extreme reverse in the bedroom. To be honest you could have thought them out a bit better or let us take a companion as a wife instead. Gonna post this in the thread Acheld made just in case you don't see it.

Because you're an obnoxious clown and spiting you feels wonderful.

How is he obnoxious user? The name?

He's a dense autist the likes of which I haven't seen since Edward.

It's not only the name, but it definitely helps.

The hell do we need two threads for?

>two
Three.
Also, why'd you bump this one just to direct people to the other one?

Forgot to sage.

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Bliss thread now.

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why don't you post that in the main cyoa general (which was posted first) ?

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Saging.

Please don't bump this thread; I accidentally created a second thread. Go to , as user above suggests.

Acheld, honey, you can't say that. Haven't you read the rules?

I haven't been in one of these threads for about 2 months now. Are these still a bunch of author circle-jerks, or has that fad passed now?

Ah, I see; sorry. Not my intent, but I will be more careful.

The other thread is at page 8, chill.

What the fuck were you people whining about? I'm always surprised, for some reason, when you people remind me of what babies you are. Come on, you're supposed to be the fucking emperor with enormous magical power but you can't even hold your own against a wife that isn't 100% submissive waifu? It's not like they're even that crazy or anything. You're a fucking emperor, if they try anything you could just get them executed and have done.


Page 7 for those of you that were curious about what had the other anons in their feelings.

Page 1 of the new version with more classes allowed and shit.

Get it together for fuck's sake, I swear sometimes.


"Emperor"

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>The other thread is at page 8, chill.
That's fair, but to preserve continuity it may be better to create a new thread, since the OP of this thread is now linking not to the last thread, but to two threads ago.

As for the Empresses, I can't disagree with you. I thought the original Softris was fine; don't know why the author had to tone her down.

Alright, I'm randy. I need some titty CYOAs in my life.

What sort of titty CYOA are you planning to make?

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I'll just link the new thread; it's no big deal. The thread is already here, it's better to just use it.

Previous thread:

Most people on /cyoag/ want proper waifus and not empresses, apparently /cyoag/ cannot into political intrigue or thousands of concubines all lusting over your supreme imperial D.

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There, a classic.

One where you run a tavern that brews beer from a magical spring that influences the population of people who drink it.
Basically a half shopkeeper/half harem/half build-a-waifu CYOA.


Actually in all seriousness I have wanted to make a tavern owner CYOA for some time. Had some cool ideas for it. Maybe I should try it, sans dumb horny stuff. or as an extra option.

>there's people on Veeky Forums who still remember Edward/Drawde

Unpossiburu

Note, per , actual previous thread is .

Attached is a very small update; mainly just formatting changes. I solemnly swear I'm not going to update this file any more for at least a week, for my own sanity.

Altering History 1.7.1
* Formatting made more consistent throughout
* Tidied up language in magic section to remove repetition in each type of magic.
* Tidied up language in Pocket Dimension section.
* Adjustable Internet lowered to 1 point.
* Games purchase for computer now includes all paid software as well, just in case.
* Shared World drawback now allows you to request a random person (rather than leave yourself at the mercy of anons). I made this change because I was afraid people might refrain from posting their builds with this drawback for fear of getting a particularly obnoxious user in their world.
* The Historian quest no longer *requires* Major Master of Motion

What is this? Porn for ants?

And the other update: 0.9.3. No week-long solemn swear for this one.

Changelog 0.9.3
* NEW: Thaumaturgical Faultlines
* NEW: Supernatural Wildlife
* NEW: Spirits Manifest
* NEW: The Shadow World
* Ancient Earth made +0 instead of -1; buffed to allow you to pick any time as far as technology is concerned, but "transplanted" into a previous geographic age.

Sanity is for the weak acheld.

Since we're finally at a new thread, have some OC

Thanks for the OC.

"Knowing any one language fluently at any time"
Am I interpreting that correctly to mean I can switch out the language for another whenever I like?

Yes.

Well, I'm still curious about the language thing, but definitely going with the U.S. Coastguard Helicopter Sniper. Zero chance of death, and an essentially self-maintaining, nice, free home on beachfront property of choice? Uh, yes please.

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1 & 6. Immortal adult (woman is practically incidental) who can literally get away with doing anything.

> unironically asking for gross titty cyoa

Here user, you'll thank me later.

Which of these options makes me Veeky Forums?

I wouldn't mind being a 400lbs NEET Navy Seal though.

I like both Viveldas, but I do like the new one more. They're almost the same, the new one just straight out explains some things instead of just implying them.

>tfw the Hunk and the Bear are dominant tops
>tfw you can't even get a THICC bottom bf in a cyoa

Just kill me, senpaitachi.

Anybody got the Tit happens one?

I'll go with 1 and 4. 5 was tempting but it seems like more of a psychological effect, and cute should translate to at least pretty attractive as adult.

I notice only 6 and 8 include the line "while wearing these pantsu". I'm going to assume that means the other effects are always active.

>not being Vers Masterrace

it's like you want your relationship to fail

please tell me you're not actually a 400 pound man, who is unemployed and/or not in college.
eat less nigger

> current year
> still refuses to bottom

Are you gay or something?

I need to update that dumb cyoa sometime, but I'm lazy.

>Manius Horatius Caesar

Survivor Of The Hells (male)

Worshiper Of Selemene

Listening + Problem-Solving

Artificer/Alchemist/Invoker

Golem Crafting + Runescribing - 2 skills.
Restoration Potions + Cure/Antidote + Mage Oil + Potion Mixing.

Blue Fire + Octarine + Storm Fluid + Mastery[wind]

Moon Beams + Gravity Control.

Ring Of The Kindhearted.

Rooting Out Corruption[Dip.]
An Emperor's Mercy[Dip.]
Lumber Mills[Dip.]
Tunnel Crisis[Dip.]
Clash Of Claims[Dip.]

Siege Of The First Son[Com.]
The Balrog[Com.]
Dragon's Helm[Com.]
Duke Of Dreadrock[Com.]
Think Of The Children[Com.]

Valeria Romula
Grozikh HotKettle
Shamila Flower-Hair
Minto Hillocks
Sharp-Like-Sword

Caius Maro + Balanar

Queen Helena will be my wife.


Queen Helena.

Weren't there supposed to be rewards for the quests?

>the femboy is a cheating hedonist
>those interests
this isn't a CYOA, this is real life

tfw being a non-hedonist femboy makes it impossible to ever get a sane qtbf

Dominant top into BDSM so no, my only problem is that big guys don't like to sub for me. I refuse to bottom. That's too gay for my taste.

Update it. This thread is like 25% closeted gay guys and trap lovers anyway.

Here, this is what I was thinking of. I was thinking of adding in unique regular patrons and something else that could add more choice categories in there. The thing is I don't know how to make it an actual allotment based system, like how to rate each option for scoring and how much someone should be allowed to have. It obviously needs a lot more fleshing out but what do you all think?

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That comes later.

Also tang requests for companions.

Terrible taste. You were blessed with a taste for the superior male form and yet you're looking for stereotypical women in male form. Idiot. Fembois a shit.

Taking*

By the way, what was the original page 6? The one that had every freaking out. I forgot to get it, because I didn't realize it was two pages of potential marriages.

>Weren't there supposed to be rewards for the quests?
Author has it on the "to do" list.

>no Molly-House option

I'm dissapointed.

Since you're here; let's say you gave each species a minor innate magic at random in the DLC. Would you still need to take the imbuing option before you could complete sorcerer supreme?

Build: Ordion, if you have a chance, can you let me know if my interpretation of some of those powers is reasonable; not sure if I'm stretching it too much.

So what if I'm a 400lbs NEET. I bet I'm not even the heaviest person here. No reason to lose weight either.

It could be an extra or special for the brothel option I suppose.
Are there any other types that anyone could see working besides pub, inn, brothel, or hall?

>let's say you gave each species a minor innate magic at random in the DLC
That wouldn't work to satisfy the requirement, because *you're* not teaching them magic they wouldn't get on their own anyway.

However, the end notes of the DLC notes that if one of the magics is *Learned* in your world, then you *can* satisfy the requirement for Sorcerer Supreme by teaching that to 1000 students, even if you can't imbue.

GO FORTH AND DIE FOR THE JEW

>Unironically believing this

No, that would be traps. Femboys are androgynous to boyish. Or are you talking about personality? Yes, most of them try to have a stereotypical woman mindset, and that's what I'm complaining about.

Then again, I'm surprised that you've taken this so personally – especially considering that I stated I belong to this category which you so despise. What's your problem mate?

Theory: you're actually into femboys and are pissed none are into you

Maybe a (merchant's) guild?

Mindset. Traps are mostly cute and submissive. Fembois try to emulate all the worst female stereotypes, personalitywise.

No, I don't like fembois at all. Masc masterrace here.

>No reason to lose weight
Would you like me to mention all the reasons I can think of right off the bat? And that's forgetting the whole "being a leech to society" thing.

I'm independently wealthy and I have no hobbies besides browsing Veeky Forums, gaming, eating, and fucking hookers. Try again.

For the Marines Expeditionary Forces, does "unfortunate circumstances" include things like getting ambushed by the enemy? Because that's pretty unfortunate.

I'm sorry to hear that, user. is always there when you're ready to improve.

Sounds very fortunate to me.

For someone without a vested interest, you seem to be awfully wound up over this. Either way, if you have a problem with their personality then that's exactly what I was bemoaning, no reason to randomly attack like that.

Why are fags so touchy?

It's pretty clear you're a femboi, got offended and are now throwing a bitch fit. Go suck a few dicks with the other girls I'd say.

As a gimmick or special? I fail to see how that would constitute a broad archetype of a tavern

You have a pretty weird fixation mate but ok

>Make OC
>/cyoag/ is too busy jerking it to traps to notice

I'm talking about a meeting place for merchants where they can conduct business and have a bite, in exchange you'd get a small cut of their profits/ charge an entrance fee.

Can those pantsu be lost/stolen/destroyed/etc?

Cry me a river, Billy Bob.

>makes an army cyoa for a bunch of fat NEETs
>doesn't give us a free Veeky Forums makeover
>doesn't specify how much we'd earn or how much personal time we'd get
>doesn't make it accessible for non-freedom citizens

there are not tits here

0/6.5

Man, if Veeky Forums could help me, I'd be thrilled, but I doubt it'll happen.

Ah okay, that sounds like a good idea for a gimmick. Kinda like the last one on here but more over-the-table. Downside I suppose would be poorer present types would be less willing to visit while they're around?

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Why would it be accessible to non-freedomites?

If demon races were based on existing animal species and the power of those demon races could be somewhat measured from how much "innate fear" mankind has for that animal, which demon races would be the strongest? So far I have Spider demons and Snake demons.

The `fish that swims up your penis' demons would rule the whole damn world.

I didn't that webm was that creepy.

The kings of hell

>that tongue

This site ruined me.