This is how I fighter

>Pic related, how I barbarian

>I usually think cunnilingus is disgusting

r u black

>fighter
>such vulgarity

This is how I Paladin.

Yes
Why?

>not wearing the lingerie of +6 against evil

What are you, an amateur?

I am too
It is a pretty common dislike among my dudes

>r u black
The crackers are on to us, act cool

funny, blacks in porn are always going the growl

This is how I Street Samurai.
The joke is that no matter how hard he tries to be an edgy "morals don't matter" stoic, he always fails at it spectacularly.

Yeah, the dislike it a common thing, but there are those that do like it. I'd say it is/was a macho thing to say you don't do it.

Also
>porn
Having anything to do with real life.

Funny story, my exgf in highschool tried to ruin my rep when we broke up by spreading the rumor that I ate pussy. It actually got me a new girl. None of my bros believed it.

Futas are too unholy to be paladins

This is how I warlock

>Exposing those legs in such flaunting manner

I crown thee slutqueen of Britannia.

Now kneel down and receive the clerical blessings.

Open your mouth.

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This is how I Paladin D&D's fanfic is not canon

By creating demons? I'm not sure I follow.

I haven't seen any demons there or are you saying magic is satan work so no paladin can use any magic beside holy?

Stannis was a party to creating something that was at the very least demon-like. That it was made by a spell is probably even worse. Paladins don't go around assasinating rivals with spells that create what looks like a shadow demon, as a rule. He's an anti-paladin at best.

>demon-like
nothing demonic was in it. While it looked as shadow, magic is strange as hell in asoiaf.

>Paladins don't go around assasinating rivals
Renly wasn't a rival, he was an usurper whom Stannis gave choice to put down his false claim, receive seat on small council and if Stannis won't have male hair Renly would be, but he was so consumed by greed he turned down this more than generous offer and got rightful punishment

With that paladin I think it would be lingerie of orifice stuffing

It was ONE TIME, and a wizard did it.

Wizards, man.

Implications are definitely being implied with Melisandre's bullshit.

Stannis definitely ain't no Prince That Was Promised.

>Prince That Was Promised
doesn't exist, GRRM already implied this

This is how I Wizard

Man, what kind of sexually insecure patheon is YOUR kingdom following?

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It's not like Solomon got demon controlling rings from God or anything.

What are you, Roman?

This is how I druid.

This is how I orc.

My fellow Elfine

I bet you don't even fight commmunism.

This is how I duelist.

What is good magical / enhanced weapon loot for low level characters?

Off the top of my head, all I can think of are daggers and short swords which inflict minor status effects. It's just, I feel players are getting a bit bored with +1 this or -1 that.

I wanted to reward one of my lvl 2 fighter players for not going full murderhobo in the palace when this was very doable (he was left alone in the palace crypts looking for clues with two drunk guards holding the keys to the treasure chamber)

This is how I Paladin.

This is how I elf.

Miscellaneous items that can cast a buff spell once a day are nice.

Please expalin this strip. I hust don't get it. I mean, how can a wizard wearing a robe and a pointy hat have a shotgun?

Prestidigitation

This is how I Monk.

This how I get ban.

Honestly I had no idea requesting character for a 1920 game set in China was against the rules

This is how I bardbarian.

But user, katanas can't melt jet fuel?

kys subhuman

If you can't fry it, I won't eat it.

This is how I cop.

This is how I rogue.

As in, a lot of my games turn out to be fronts for magical realms, and I sort of suck at them.

This is how I paladin

Is-is that a girl?

why the fuck are blacks opposed to eating pussy? I know it can be a bit tiresome, especially tongueing that clit, cuz when it gets raw it tastes like metal. You don't have to tongue the insides and get an acid flashback from the sour taste, but freshly shaved bathed pussy smells good, and as long as you don't swallov too much juice you throat won't feel like you got the flu. Whatever, it makes the bitches cum, but i prefer fingering the g-spot cuz the juices are different, less thick, much more of it, and all the dirty squirty sounds.

As a cracka I got a small dick so I have to resort to other pussyjutsu to beome the best, around.

damn.

Now I need a comic with Buzz the Space Marine and Woody the Hero of the Imperium(TM) with Woody pointing to the side "Buzz! Look! An alien!" Buzz turns to look with his weapon drawn but there is nothing there. He looks back at Woody: "You're mocking me, aren't you."

what the fuck am i reading reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

can't tell if pasta or if you're just trying way too fucking hard.

Get up with times man, in this day and age, if you can't get the girl off by headpats alone, you're doing it wrong.

why are blacks opposed to head patting? I know it can be a bit tiresome, especially getting that angle right, cuz when you miss you end up smacking a bitch. You don't have to caress her hair and get head and shoulder commercial flashbacks from all the shampoo, but freshly washed hair smells good, and as long as you don't pat for too long your arm won't get tired. Whatever, it makes the bitches cum, but i prefer caressing the cheeks, the feeling is different, less hairy, much softer, and all the lewd expressions.

As a cracka I got a small hands, so I have to resort to other pattingjutsu to become the best, around.

fan fucking tastic

>from all the shampoo
should be dandruff

well memed friendo

>he doesn't get PTSD from seeing small white flakes

To be fair, they might remind him of his family.

Because most blacks aren't beta and see women more as tools of sex over affection.

no i mean, you improved upon the meme, wasn't ironic.
kek i love good white racism

This is how I Warlock.
To the left is how I Warlock's demon.

He's a wizard. What the hell kind of question is that?

this is how i paladin

>wasn't ironic
Oh, shoot, my bad. This fucking site, man.

This is how I guard

Personally, as long as everything is clean, I rather like east a girl out. I like the taste, I like the response, all in all I find it enjoyable.
While I do not have a small penis, I do suffer from performance anxiety, and I like to fool myself into thinking my partner won't care as long as I get her off first.

>Is-is that a girl?

Schrödinger's Trap is both male and female until you pull down it's pants

What if I don't care as long as it's cute?

Best way to druid desu

Then you've ascended to another plain my friend.

But then it might wind up being a g-girl!

I fail to see the problem with that

Or lift up the unnecessarily short tunic.

Not
>That feel when Nat 20 on every Flurry of Blows

This is how I That Guy

I appreciate that reference. Good ol' Pompeii graffiti.

I see swordfights coming up.

With which I mean gay sex.

I want to play a Highlander McDuck now

>I usually think cunnilingus is disgusting
fucks wrong with you

This is how I Paladin.

>Einstein: zats absurd, god does not play with ze dice
>Bohr: How can you be so sure? Is not checking beneath the skirt a satisfactorily answer?
>Einstein: why would anyone draw ze girl, and call it ze boy? No, I reject this on ze grounds that this would make 50% of ze faculty raging homos
>Bohr: You cannot be sure until you check underneath the skirt. It is only logical to do so.
>Einstein: Nein, nein, nein!

It looks very like miraongchua's art style, and the only character I can think of with that fashion sense that he draws is the Boy from his The Boy And The Prince series, so yeah, guy.

YOU GONNA GET DESTROYED BY A GOBLIN IF YOU DON'T EAT A SAMMICH, BITCH

This girl shows up at the bar and grabs your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This is how I monk

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What a coincidence, this is how I rogue

Why'd you stop posting scantily-clad anime girls?