Wouldst thou a witch, Veeky Forums?

Wouldst thou a witch, Veeky Forums?

Yea, I wouldst burneth a witch at stake.

verily, the stake is mine hammer
which is my penis

Depends on setting. Most of the time if it looks like that then anytime, but if its one of those settings where they had to/have to have sex with satan then I might pass. Satan can be a jealous bastard.

If she looked like Sarah Stephens there? Hell yes.

I would an anything, but nothing would a me.

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I would burn her at stake and masturbate at her screams. For God's justice is the sexiest thing.

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Wouldst thou burn her at the stake?
Wouldst thou claim thyself a rake?
Wouldst thou send her soul to God?
Wouldst thou gladly use thy Rod?

I want to live deliciously!