Wouldst thou a witch, Veeky Forums?

Wouldst thou a witch, Veeky Forums?

Yea, I wouldst burneth a witch at stake.

verily, the stake is mine hammer
which is my penis

Depends on setting. Most of the time if it looks like that then anytime, but if its one of those settings where they had to/have to have sex with satan then I might pass. Satan can be a jealous bastard.

If she looked like Sarah Stephens there? Hell yes.

I would an anything, but nothing would a me.

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I would burn her at stake and masturbate at her screams. For God's justice is the sexiest thing.

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Wouldst thou burn her at the stake?
Wouldst thou claim thyself a rake?
Wouldst thou send her soul to God?
Wouldst thou gladly use thy Rod?

I want to live deliciously!

Farnese pls go back to Rape Horse.

I didn't know Farnese posted here.

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Who's Farnese?

Witches and I get along quite well.

That looks more like red riding hood actually.

Plus, I bet Satan has some wicked bad STD's.
Demonic Herpies, HellAIDS, etc.

That movie was genuinely creepy.
I guess it helped that the supernatural stuff was mostly toned down and a lot of the psychological elements were really played up.

IT'S IMPLIED TO BE WORLDBUILDING INSPIRATION FOR WITCH SEX RPG SETTING!!
LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS Veeky Forums RELATED!!

It's classic symbolism (the movie has a lot of it), in this case specifically refering to the 'scarlet woman'

Is somehow worse that you never SEE it talk.
You just hear it speak, and assumptions are made.

3DPD, but in the case it's a legitimate realm of high fantasy, which necessarily entails 2D, then sure.

Nope. Without exception wiccans are awful. If they were real witches, extra no. I'd be nice, maybe have one in my party, but I'm way too fucking superstitious to mess around with that bullshit.

Gomorreah

a witch yes. But pic shows Mrs. Skellington in disguise

I have done a few. Remember my first movie?

>Nope. Without exception wiccans are awful. If they were real witches, extra no.
You sir, are correct. You're the correct one.

Inquisitor Captain Hammer, is that you?

Pagans are OK if they actually know what they are doing and you know what they're about. Some are insufferable attention seeking assholes but that can't be helped.

>but that can't be helped.
Only because it's illegal to burn them alive or lynch them.

That's why he specified wiccans. They are without exception the latter of your two options.

he fuck.

/a/'s new Berserk waifu

Oh. Google showed her but I kept looking at medieval cardinals