>not playing Unglued/Unhinged
Modern MtG is too broken
Yes, but not because of that card.
Or any creature whose objective is fair magic.
DRS
Treasure cruise
Oath of the Gate watch
Emrakul
Griselbrand
Planeswalker cards
Affinity
Infect
GSZ
Dude are you even trying?
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Try playing a list that doesn't include any cards from before 8th Ed vs a modern legacy deck and see the difference. you'll get assfucked from here to next wednesday and youre a retard
Double strike makes it five turns!
No, no it doesn't.
If it was for FNM, I can see why they would bitch at you.
or if he came in expecting a modern match
More like
>Modern MTG is too expensive
When a stack of 60 playing cards costs you a mortgage payment you know something is wrong.
This has to be bait. Right?
And for the record, MTG came out in 1993, so yes, many players were in diapers / unbirthed during very old sets.
Of course, even a toddler knows that the card you posted is trash, and that "better evasion" is not at all why vintage/legacy power levels are higher.