What if Seinfeld was a medieval adventuring party?

What if Seinfeld was a medieval adventuring party?

They wouldn't leave the tavern.

Wouldn't be able to get a seat.

If it was an RPG party it would basically just be It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but with murder.

>Jerry
Cleric of some kind.
>George
Definitely a bard
>Kramer
Probably a goofy mage with all sorts of trinkets
>Elaine
Glass cannon barbarian

Overall, they wouldn't have much success, but it'd be interesting to watch.

George, Jerry, and Kramer would all show up with bards.
>You can't be a bard, I already made a bard!
>Well why should you be the one who plays the bard, after all I am the one who tells stories for a living.
>YOU TELL JOKES, JERRY! I'M the one who tells stories, I weave fantastical tales to everyone I encounter!
>Than be a rogue, lying is far from entertaining.
>You know I'm not roguish, Jerry. I have the dexterity of a drunk spastic.
>Now's probably not a good time to mention that I made a bard.
And then Elaine starts yelling and doesn't let any of them play a bard.

Jerry would be a jester since he is a comedian.

Best laugh I've had in a while

Jerry and George get into some socially awkward situation with the Duke, while Kramer works on a scheme to split ladders into 10 foot poles. Meanwhile Elaine's new boyfriend is a wererat and she's "okay with it".

I honestly don't know if they'd have more murder. I feel like between the accidental manslaughter in the boxing ring and the accidental manslaughter of Revolutionary Cricket in that one story, they'd be far more likely to accidentally a whole genocide rather than willfully commit one. It's definitely a part of nothing but rogues with a few multiclasses levels in barbarian or bard eventually.

Adventure implies any sort of story happens.

Seinfeld does not have story.

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>George
>Anything but a rogue with training in Charisma skills

Shiggy diggy wiggy piggy.

It's an epic about nothing.

>no, it has many stories.

Other than it does. It's just mundane and minimalist instead of fantastical, though sometimes they throw that right out the window.

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Was going to post this, thank you for saving me the trouble

Kramer is confirmed new race for new edition of DnD

>Jews
>medieval times
Hahahah dead in five minutes

Here is your (jew).

george get holy hand grenade

9/10 I'd watch it.

So a bard with points in Perform (Stand-up comedy), then.

jery get broadsowrd

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