Jumpchain CYOA #972: Trap Edition

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Welcome to Japan, where the lances are spears and the spearmen are Lancers.

It is a lance, she even fights from horse back I believe. I may be mistaken but I think it's actually a higher ranked noble phantasm than Excalibur and also possibly gave her a magic boob job.

Some Overlord questions.

Is the amount of time it would take to reach Level One Hundred without taking the perk because it is 'real' instead of an MMO?

Is that also the reason for spells taking years to learn or did players actually have to dedicate years of gameplay to learn a single spell? Considering the game only lasted 12 years I would assume that it is the former.

That leads into the important question: how/can you learn new spells if you don't take Level One Hundred so you are training in other jumps?

What stats actually get boosted by Realm of Heroes, and what stats are needed for a magic caster?

How strong are Slimes in this setting, and would they be useful for a Magic Caster? They're not listed in the races that boost magic casters, but they and magic caster add up to getting Alchemist with a unique bonus so I am looking at being one.

Another racial question, are the good/neutral/evil requirements for Angel and Fallen Angel only what you need to be to buy them or would you Fall if you went Angel and later became neutral/evil?

>how/can you learn new spells if you don't take Level One Hundred so you are training in other jumps?

Yes, by studying. Generally they'll fit with your chosen classes.

>What stats actually get boosted by Realm of Heroes

Unknown.

>what stats are needed for a magic caster?

Irrelevant. Just pick whichever class skills you desire.

>are the good/neutral/evil requirements for Angel and Fallen Angel only what you need to be to buy them or would you Fall if you went Angel and later became neutral/evil?

I believe it only enforces that behavior, but I may be wrong.

>Is the amount of time it would take to reach Level One Hundred without taking the perk because it is 'real' instead of an MMO?
Yes.

>Considering the game only lasted 12 years I would assume that it is the former.
That would be the sane assumption, though from everything shown of YGGDRASIL it would not surprise me at all to learn it was the latter with the option to P2W straight through.

>how/can you learn new spells if you don't take Level One Hundred so you are training in other jumps?
Practice. Brellin mentioned that learning a specific form of resurrection someone asked about developing to help them fight one of the drawbacks would be difficult because of the logistics involved in killing and resurrecting people over and over as experimentation needed to do it.

I too love traps

Who even are you , though?

So I don't need to gather spell books in the setting or be screwed? Good to know.

I wanted to know what stats a magic caster needs because, like most jumpers I have very high stats that might help with it.

Thanks for answering some of my questions.

Ok, I was mistaken it's supposed to be a spear. I stand corrected.

I'm you're worst nightmare mother fucker.

Unified Front, from Anno 2070? I think they're might be one in Dodgeball, too?

Another question I just remembered. I saw people asking about casting in armor. Do you need a rogue or warrior class to be able to do that?

more like chumpchain hahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahHHhahahashahahah

I think he said that divine caster would also work since clerics are usually armored.

Additionally, Cultural Monopolization from Light of Terra and Peacekeeper from The Last Airbender

That's useful. Thanks.

Alright, you little bitch. Do you have any idea who you're messing with?

You came to the wrong neighborhood, son.

probably a chump hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahaha

You know you can just hide the thread, right? Or even filter it? You do know what filters are, right?

You are at least 18 years old, right?

Thanks.

Drawback: Shameful Deed, Unbelievable, You Can't Escape Your Destiny, Memories Can Be Painful (2500)

Gangster, Age 27

Intimidation Fu (Free)
We're The Bad Guys! (Free)
Twin Demons Style (2300)
Dance of Success (2050)
Toad Style of the Kuan Lun School (1650)
A Special Aura (1050)
I Can Do Kung Fu: Buddhist Palm (650)
The Five Little Piggies: Lama Pai Lion's Roar, Leaf Armor Tai Chi Quan (50)
Throwing Axes (Free)
Underworld Casino (Free)
Flower of Death (0)

I...keep ending up in strange places, staring at the broken bodies of evil martial artists, with no memory of what I'm doing. At the same time my spirit senses keep tingling and telling me I have places to be in order to fight more supernatural martial artists. And I have the feeling I did something terribly wrong and I'm doing this to make up for all of it.

Is this what being a Counter Guardian feels like? It's liberating yet stifling. I have no responsibilities, because I've taken on a greater one.

Sometimes I run into my companions. Avacyn took me out for a drink and told me I'd get used to it. Asami was running some sort of kung fu school that somehow taught all the styles I know, and told me I was doing a great job, and it was worth it in the end. Glory told me she'd taken over management of my criminal empire, gave me a nugie for being a boy scout.

I just...wish I remember what I did to end up as some sort of slave to karmic justice.

The only thing I know for real is-on my first week back, I told a bum called Sing that the girl selling ice cream was the same girl he tried to rescue all those years ago. I don't remember why I did that, or why the Axe Gang apparently got bulldozed by a Buddhist Palm genius.

(Cont'd)

:-P

Yesterday I backstabbed a powerful spirit's emanation called the General's Daughter, who died rambling about tanks. Today I saved a Japanese kid from some sort of sentai ranger who turned out to be a silver haired girl in power armor. Tommorow I've a premonition I will be fighting someone called the Beast empowered by chaotic forces.

The memories from my last jump are still saved in the crystalline matrixes of my dimensional Shard-archives. I have a terrible feeling that my current condition has something to do with the massive Friendship Matrix array experiment Dr Cocteau encouraged me to tinker with. Because if it's true, than the force imprisoning me in this neverending quest for justice is...myself. Or a part of myself I am unwilling to acknowledge as myself.

Or something, I don't even know anymore.

Until then all I can do for my upcoming battle is use my martial arts genius to perfect the ultimate finishing move combining Toad Style with Lion's Roar:

Rare Pepe Expels A Normie.

That doesn't answer any of those questions.

:-P pfffffffffffffffffptp

I don't understand.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>not using the /jc/ edition of the copypasta that was posted a few threads ago

Come on, user.

Guys, don't reply to him. He's not here to be amused by dank memes, he's fishing for replies in the laziest way possible. Just report and ignore.

This seemed like it might have been the rare instance in which the person I'm responding to would actually believe it, so I just had to try it.

He's probably just a low-quality troll, but still.

>While testing jumpmaker names for stands, everyone forgot about me

n-no it's fine it's not like i care about what user thinks or anything

I haven't actually seen that, and now I'm curious.

What are some useful cloaks one can get in jumpcahin? Preferably visible.

I know Blazblue has Ars Magus: Nemea which is an impenetrable lionskin cloak.

Apparenlty your Stand is Tiny War, capable of killing anything.

It's power is E
It's speed is A
It's range is A
It's durability is A
It's precision is A
& it's development potential is B

Kirby has a dimensional cloak that can teleport you around.

Symphogear has a second lionskin cloak that generate Noise claws.

Five Star Stories has a cloak that gives you military acclaim

You could fluff a KLK Kamui as a cloak

I think you gooned the links, ASA. Maybe you should get some sleep.

On the other hand, killing anything is kind of... an absurd power. What am I, some kind of 2hu?

Nah, it's like-afternoon o'clock for me at the moment and I just deleted the tab like an idiot because I'm burned out from too much sun exposure.

Anyway I tried another Stand generator and...you got this. Weirdly enough it's the same stats. Can't seem to get the result to stay but entering your name gets the same result each time.

en.shindanmaker.com/573503

Fuck, it's still not sticking.

It Fixes Gas. I'm not sure what exactly "Fix Gas" entails but there you go.

Thank you. Unfortunately, Dimensional Cape can't be altered. These are all very useful, though.

If someone ate too many beans last night, I can take care of their indigestion?

I think I'll stick with my King of Swords. I themed my and my companions' stands after Minor arcana.

Brows's stand is Time Out of Mind. It can Fix Gas
It's power is E
It's speed is A
It's range is A
It's durability is A
It's precision is A
& it's development potential is B.

Which jump has the best hugs?

Kirby, hands down.

Light of Terra. Nothing can compare with Tomb Spyder.

With the Forgotten Realms jump, was it intended that you take feats into account when taking class levels?

>Examples include potent regeneration, permanent high tier haste effects, dramatically lowered casting/energy costs for spells and skills, extremely high tier spells/skills that can be used a few times per day for free, and various other things.

How many of these would a set of Divine Tier Equipment have?

In addition to the above they are said to provide supreme boosts to all class skills purchased. How much of a boost to casting do they give compared to the Ring of Elru which doubles the potency and halves the cost of all spells the wielder casts (among other things)?

"Intended" is a bit of a loaded question with that jump, since, well. It's terrible. Basically everyone that builds for it includes feats, though, yes.

Given it was done in a night by someone who didn't think anything through ebfore dumping it on the thread, it's safe to assume absolutely nothing was intended about it.

No offense, but I think that there should be a limit on what you can claim.

Geez, you claimed like +20 settings

>But I haven't claimed any of those and I'm willing to pass my notes over to anyone who will do the jump.

Too many caps.

I apologize.

What does that even mean?

It means your stand is early series Zuko.

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>Not doing your own stand name and abilities
It's not that hard. Most stands are min/maxed glass cannons, assassins or short-range melee powerhouses.

Why is Google Drive shit now?

Every day I feel lucky that Blue Oyster Cult is everything I'd want in a stand.

>Now

I already did... I was just seeing what it would come up as for me.

Well, at least before it reliably loaded all the files...

Does anyone know who made the Star Fox jump? I wanna ask him if it's okay for me to try and rework it.

That's not considered a faux pas, right?

You absolutely need permission to touch someone elses jump. That said, even if you do have permission a lot of the time you will be under the most intense scrutiny and torn apart at a whim.

Anyone has the Eragon Jump? I have seen people talking about it in the last thread but I can't find it.

I must be retarded, cause I just remembered that the books had a different name.

It's called the Inheritance Trilogy or Inheritance Cycle or something.

Where can I get some really good learning perks?

Yeah, I figured that. I was just wondering if it'd be rude to even ask. Also, I can find no name anywhere on it, so I don't even know who to ask, even then...

archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/37772503/#37779019

From the looks of it, it was just some random user. Which I guess means there's no one to ask. Sorry!

Anyone have a list of all the teachable magic systems?

Alien for many facehugs

Well, I guess that means I could probably get away with it... Though I should probably finish the original jump I'm working on before I do anything with the Starfox one, anyway.

>Well, I guess that means I could probably get away with it
Haha no. No you couldn't.

Yeah, you're right.

Too bad every single other pre-made stand is absolute shit.

Good. Now kindly take your shit and get out.

I really like Plum Juggler.

;_; no bully

I really like it when yer mum juggles my plumbs.

>Mare is best trap.
Mare is best trap, but must taken with his sister Aura. Don't split it up the matched set.

I'm giving you permission to do it right now, so go ahead.

Even though it comes with some really good stuff I'm currently not planning on going 42nd Supreme Being because I don't like paying for a status quo drawback, but while looking on the wiki I found this line:

>Since being transferred to a new world and becoming an actual undead being, Ainz could feel himself becoming very cold and calculating while his emotions repressed.

I thought the drawback was based on Ainz' personality and favoritism, but if he only becomes a monster because he's a skeleton then, unless you are a skeleton, I don't know why you would have his same selective blindness.

Is there a reason I don't know about? Is the wiki missing a vital piece of information?

It reads like the jumpmaker just didn't want people to change the guild for some reason, but I would have thought that wouldn't get by since thread has gotten upset about being forced into different behaviours if you pick certain options, so just what am I missing here?

And yes I know I could watch the show or read the manga or light novel to find out but I wanted to ask while the topic was still reasonably fresh.

Fuck off. Even if you are the jump maker, which I doubt, changing or replacing jumps no matter they're quality once they're on the drive isn't something that can just be done on a whim. You need permission from the thread or it won't be taken. And for that matter, making multiple jumps in the same setting isn't kosher either, once a jump is on the drive it's there forever, and only one allowed to exist because that's the thread consensus and will always be thread consensus because that's what I think, and I am the thread.

You probably want to protect them because you have spend almost a decade and most of your salary to create the place and them. And every NPC draws from their creators personality, so you will be constantly remained of your guildmates.

If you stick with Ainz until the game close, you probably have the same issues that Ainz has of letting go.

Ainz love loves everything about the guild and literally would rather lose an arm than hurt the guild. He sees the npcs as his best friends children and would do anything to help them grow and promote them.

It's probably just one of those "high powered option takes mandatory drawback" balance things, like the Speedster power from Arrowverse. You are getting access to an absolute shitload of resources and firepower, after all, along with all the extra perks and discounts and shit.

If you take both Light and Dark Aether do you get any points for The Call, and Malicious Curiosity/Interest drawbacks? It's unclear.

Ya don't have proof son, this is highly suspect.

That makes sense. It's still annoying but I get why he is like that then.

I'd rather you had a compulsion to protect them rather than obliviousness to their evil acts, but it is what it is.

If you went Angel would you still be accepting of flat out evil? I would like to go 42nd, for story reasons as much as anything else, but the status quo drawback is a huge turn off.

I've decided it was a stupid idea, anyway even if you are a reel human bean.

But, you kinda got incomprehensible at the end...

>But, you kinda got incomprehensible at the end...
He's probably trying to 'ironically mock' a shitposter we have here who thinks he speaks for the thread. Little does he know, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>rolling for survival in Toriko
>critfail

Welp. At least I didn't slip on a pizza box or something. So what're the worst ways to die, /jc/?

No, I legitimately am the thread, and you have to respect my opinion.