Your character has initiative

Your character has initiative.

What will they do?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

I roll to hit the elf

Chokeslam.

Nothing. He's too shy and lets her take the lead. Alternatively he mumbles something about saving himself for marriage.

Man, I thought you lewd faggots were gone for a while. Now we will never have decent elf threads again.

Take her in as a squire, teach her all forms of warfare

I put on my robe and wizard hat, then cast level 9 Cock of the Infinite.

stop baiting with Veeky Forums's waifu then.

Ask for a sauce.

Jump out the mother fucking window.