User vs. Fulgrim

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatigue_Manipulation
I.... I guess.... I mean...
I could make him exhausted as fuck, until he passes out from exhaustion.... I think... if a slaneshi demon prince can be exhausted.

However, other than that, I'm a regular old human, the fuck am I going to be able to do to a demon prince, whether he fights back or not?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Flight

I don't know whether I get all the variations, but it makes more sense to choose one, which would be powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Flight.

I guess it'd work by charging me and my surroundings with like charges and flying using the resulting repulsion. It could be possible to try to launch myself as hard as I can when I'm near him, which would massively charge the ground and cause a lightning strike, possibly on him. Don't know if it'd have any effect, though.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorbing_Replication
YOUR DICK IS MINE

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gut_Storage

w-well... all of the tenticals in my throat and anus won't kill me at least...t-they'll just go into my gut storage..ha... ha...oh god this just made me a better cock puppet

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I am the wood god! I will hit him in the face with every single tree/wooden structure i can find until the rape lord is defeated! I'm gonna die

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Mimicry

I'll just turn myself into hair, you can't really fuck a mass of hair now, can you?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Specialist

OH, C'MON!

>Implying

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

O hell yeah

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Protogenoi_Physiology

Welp, I guess Fulgrim gonna get rekt.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Creation
I CAN DROWN HIM IN BODIES. I CAN MAKE THE CHOKE THE EYE OF TERROR IN BODIES!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superstition_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

unless he wants horrible luck

I should be good

>Absorption Kiss
I HAVE HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANT HIM

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Wave_Emission
I'm the Avatar? The article doesn't say I can't control Warp energies.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retrogression
>Retrogression
>Fulgrim cannot get an erection
>Fulgrim might not be a Daemon Primarch anymore
>Imperium transformed to pre-Heresy
>Games Workshop transformed to better days
I think I can fix 40k.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Slicing

Well I guess it's time for me to teleport behind him and unsheathe my katana

Meta Teleportation
>User can teleport anything to anywhere: any place and time they desire, including physical locations such as: in a locked room, in space, in heaven, or in hell, as well as metaphysical places such as: inside a dream, inside a heart, inside thoughts, or even inside people.

I think I'll be fine, lads.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Embodiment

> The user acts as the physical representation or personification of the origin of everything.

How in the heck is this even a power? How in the heck is this even possible? This would be more of a turn on for him.

I just read its applications. I might have a chance.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relative_Strength_Perception

Well. Uh. Shit.

>teleport inside your thought's thoughts.

Fucking A man.

>Magnetic Projectile

Literally Railgun's power. Well, that's cool and all, but I think I'm fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astronomical_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Eat dick slaaneshi scum. I just turn my body into stars. And hug.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Selection

I not just Defeat Fulgrim I save the imperium.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Here goes
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mold_Manipulation
>Users can create, shape and manipulate mold, a large and taxonomically diverse number of fungal species where the growth of hyphae results in discoloration and a fuzzy appearance, especially on food. They can cause fungi grow, move/attack or even rise from the soil and "walk", mutate fungi by rearranging DNA structure, etc.
The Blessings of the Plaguefather are upon me!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
>Omnipotence; the power to have unlimited power.

Ehrm. Thanks, Emps.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Oscillation
i dont know if i would escape or make fulgrim came all over me....

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical-Based_Powers
fuck it i'mma ascend to being doomrider and ride off into the great unknown for hookers and blow.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Augmentation

NO! FUCK! YOOOOUUU!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Sun_Manipulation
BURN

That's just haxx.
>Teleport Fulgrim to Sweden
>Not the country, the concept

and now we know why sweden is currently shit.

I got time stopping.

I guess I could play keep away with my anal virginity until he gets bored or gets drowned in guardsmen or smashfucker arrives to claim vengeance along with some grey knights.

Hopefully it's not the chaos gods who gave me these powers.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation?useskin=oasis

>you have met with a terrible fate haven't you

Alternative

>no fulgrim, you bend over

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

Well apparently I am the Emperor or something, I mean sure he has to get tired eventually?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence?useskin=oasis
What's a Fulgrim?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Embodiment
What the fuck kind of shit power is this? I may as well spread my ass cheeks right now

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Periodic_Table_Powers?useskin=oasis

I might be safe guys.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neurocognitive_Deficit

I think I'm good!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apsara_Physiology

Pathetic Avengers, Assemble!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Healing

Well shit, I think I will have to endure it and then heal myself back.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Manipulation

It's time to D-D-D-Duel!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory
Well, that was easy.

>Omnidirectional Time Waves
depends on how resistant fulgrim is to "timesplosions"

>Nonexistent Physiology
Thank you based god
mfw literally impossible to be raped

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Matter_Manipulation

Uh, so what are my chances?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infection_Empowerment
no nurgle no

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematical_Teleportation
I cannot into maths damn it I'm fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Slash
... Fuck, that's not helpful with damaging or escaping, err-
OH, I CAN REATTACH FERRUS MANUS HEAD TO HIS BODY AND KEEP HEALING HIM WHILE HE FIGHTS FULGRIM.
... maybe it can work?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
I've hit the fucking jackpot

Would he take kindly to your 'helping'?

I'm not sure, but at least I hope he will save complaints for after we defeat the Fallen Primarch.
In the worst case, having your head smashed is better than being tortured for years by someone who idolizes pain and knows thousands of ways to inflict it.

Hmm.
let's see.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding
Well, I guess I could ruels lawyer this into saying that the insides of my body also have no friction, so at least my assfucking won't hurt that much.
Lets check a few others.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Discern_Motivation
huzzah, I get to know why he's fucking me
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serving_Empowerment
oh fuck right off
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Empowerment
I'm pretty sure that the wiki is trying to tell me something here
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Hearts
Still not really preventing my assfucking in any way whatsoever
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Survival_Empowerment
so now the harder he's fucking me, the
stronger I become? I guess that's useful
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Fucking useless
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_State_Survival
No matter how hard he fucks me, he can't kill me, I get better as it goes on, I can tell why he's fucking, I get stronger by being a bottom, and by being disgusted with myself, and we don't need any lube.
LEts see what other useless powers I can get
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Manipulation
The actual power is tlaking about traps as in bear traps and tripwires, but I give up. I'm king of the boytoys, Fulgrim fucks me forever.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wet_Season_Manipulation

Manipulate the wetness of his 5 cunts and grow daemon eating fungus inside him

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Weapon_Proficiency

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_Physiology

Cue guitar riff. Heaven or hell, let's etc.

>"Phenomenon Embodiment"

>"Users of this power embody a destructive natural or artificial force akin to typhoons and earthquakes. Though their actions appear evil and unjustified, they are a naively natural act like breathing."

Applications:
>Absolute Existence
>Duality Transcendence
>Phenomenon Inducement
>Phenomenon Manipulation
>Rule Bending
Those sound, uh, pretty vague, but powerful. Could I just bend the rules so that he can't penetrate anything?

Besides, Could fulgrim defeat someone who's as swift as a coursing river? Or as strong as a great typhon?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serving_Empowerment
>Serving Empowerment
>The power to gain strength by serving someone/something. Variation of Affinity. Not be confused with Patronage Empowerment.

>Capabilities
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by serving someone/something (person, country, cause, idea, etc.), possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the service or even slow or stop aging.

Sorry Fulgrim, but my orifices are for the Emperor's personal use only.

Doll Manipulation
>The power to manipulate dolls and puppets. Variation of Toy Manipulation.

Normally, I would think I was fucked, but...

>Create/generate/multiply dolls.
>Move/lift dolls at nearly any speed whether in/on surface, air or water. One could even do this on vacuum of space if one has way to survive the experience.
>at nearly any speed

Self-replicating relativistic doll artillery is a go.
Alternatively since it doesn't state any limitation on the maximum size, infinite Imperator Titan dolls

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Manipulation

Chastity Manipulation.

Sorry, but you don't want to rape me today.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Combat
Fuck yes, I'm set.

Demonic-Undead Lord Physiology
>Power to use the abilities of demonic-undead lord. Advanced version of Demonic-Undead Physiology. Combination of Demon Lord Physiology and Undead Lord Physiology.

>User with this ability either is or can transform into a undead demon of the highest caliber. They possess incredible physical abilities, unchallenged dominion over demons and undeads, and tremendous supernatural abilities in both domains. On top of their enormous personal power, they usually rule over their own nightmarish kingdom and its legions of unholy horrors, making them some of the most dangerous threats to civilized communities and the world at large.

Pretty sure that means I'm the tip top daemon prince/greater daemon of Nurgle. I'm kick the shit outa pretty boy and go hug my followers.

>Energy Metabolisation

Guess I'll suck all the energy out of him until he fades away to nothing. The only difficulty would be getting over his constant fapping while I do it.

Remember to pose beforehand.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soil_Empowerment

DIRT FOR THE DIRT GOD! MULCH FOR THE MULCH THRONE!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paranormal_Immunity

Nigga can't even touch me.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

Not even joking. Looks like I win.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Life_Inducement

I animate his armor swords the floor he's standing on and the air around him to buy time.
Then I make a little girls embodying; gravity, strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Fire_Manipulation

As long as I'm away and keep spamming, I may banish him to the Warp.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oversized_Attacks

Well, time to blow up the goddamn planet.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Power_Bestowal

I fuck him up.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Egyptian_Deity_Physiology

Um, so I'm like 12 gods now?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astronomical_Object_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Jesus, I can just drop a star on the bastard, or suck him into a black hole! After that, I can just move the Eye of Terror a few galaxies over.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Fangs?useskin=oasis

I'm sure he is even into it. I'm so FUCKED (Heyoooooo!)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Empowerment

Sin manipulation

User can sense and manipulate the sins and vices of themselves and others, whether increasing, decreasing, causing or otherwise chancing envy, even manifesting the emotional energy to physical level.
Applications

Oh my looks like I got a new pet and potentially control of a few chaos gods

I can literally erase his existence, I think I win

Ultimate Nullifier
Capabilities
The user can make anything, everything, anyone or everyone useless. For example: they can make the laws of nature ineffective, all powers useless, or make the world useless which cause everything to be destroyed within it. The user can make actually anything into nothing.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World

Literally god. I'll make my own, less shitty universe.

You can power bottom Him into submission

Voodoo. Gonna git him good.

Dimensiokinetic Combat aka portal-fu

There's endless ways to be creative with this, so I'm going to be completely uncreative and say that I use portal-fu to redirect his spiky dicks to his own orifices. May not work for long, but hey, it's a Daemon Primarch, at least I tried.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impairment_Calling?useskin=oasis

IM SAVED

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Regeneration

Bloody hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=GV07YSuKNk4

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fusion_Empowerment

I... fuse with Fulgrim and thereby become a superior daemon prince, proceed to enjoy my new life being a hedonistic demigod for the best chaos god.

Not sure if this is the Best End but at least it's an interesting twist. Little did he know I was talking shit about Manus just to lure him out of hiding, clearly.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Forces_Manipulation

>The user has the power to control all forms of negativity, physical and spiritual negativity. such as Anti-matter, Nothingness, Demonic forces, Destruction, etc
>Demonic forces
> Do you survive?
Yep

> Anything you do after (possibly) beating Fulgrim?
Probably make all the daemons stop being cunts. Or if I get corrupted somehow, usurp all the chaos gods.

> Can you use your (possibly) near useless power to beat Fulgrim using just as planned?
Don't need to. The power hard counters anything chaos can do.

>Rule Bending
D'OHOHOHOHOHOHOH

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Variable_Manipulation.

I AM YOUR GOD NOW.
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BLOW ME.

...but Just As Planned is Tzeentch's thing.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Embodiment
>The power to embody all psionic power.
...I think I just became Tzeentch.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oversized_Attacks

Fuck off you damnable daemon.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
He fucks me up.
Then I fuck him up.
The cycle never ends