Races we WANT to use

>want to play but shouldn't.

not

>want to play and definitely should.

Horses don't fucking have split hooves.

Monkey puns user...

Monkey puns.

humans do tho

I've always wanted to play a basic centaur or a Minotaur.

SWORDIANS

THE RACE OF SWORDS

Probably too small.

...

I know they are forever tainted, hence the
> ...but really, really shouldn't.
But the design make me want to use them as brutal elite trackers for whatever BBEG.

fauns are better. but don't play a satyr.

PERFECT.

Do the clowns and mimes openly hate each other?

>Lion and bear are jobs.
How does that work?

I'm taking you in.

As long as your players aren't part of the Veeky Forums-furry intersection, you could probably get away with calling them a gnoll variant or some such.

>wake up
>clock in by river at 9:00 AN
>scratch ass on tree for 2 hours
>fish for salmon for 4 hours
>shit
>growl
>clock out at 5:00 pm

Its a job anyone can do if they have the heart.

a race of horrific-looking machines who now are all pacifist gardeners and florists after showing up from underground.

What are these and why are they bad .

Or if you're super lucky and find the ones who know to keep their magical realm to themselves, but those are fuckin unicorns

en.wikifur.com/wiki/Sergal
The sheer fact that it's a WikiFur link should set the alarm bells ringing.

Google search the filename.

Consider the effort to do this a safety mechanism, if you REALLY wanna know.

I ain't clicking that link.

Different anonote here. Why not just remove all the sex shit?

How much sex is involved?

>Made by a furry.
>Furry race.
>Naturally there's weird porn of it.

But if you just don't use the word fetish images, they're pretty neat looking critters you could use as monsters in your campaign pretty easily.

Is there another problem with them that I'm missing?

>How much sex is involved?

All of it.

>How much sex is involved?
Only this, I think.

The female Sergal also possesses a prehensile clitoral hood that covers their vulva. This hood has been described to "look like a tongue," and has been shown to be capable of grasping and manipulating objects, as well as entering the vagina, possibly to protect it. In addition, she possesses a second set of vocal folds within her uterus which allow her to, through the contraction and release of muscles, produce a rudimentary speech which is used to communicate with other female Sergals as a paralanguage, often to the consternation of their male counterparts.

>talking vagina

Honestly, not a huge amount. The difficulty really does come in only if your players have heard of them before. In that case, it can be tough for your players to think of them as anything other than what they've already heard before.

Wow. Haha. Okay, that's fucking weird. Fair point.

>talking vagina
So, feminists?

No, worlds best ventriloquists.

I want 25% furry races (think thundercats. The heroes not some of their legit furry races) but it's just fetish fuel.

nah nigga that's cool. Shit is like blacksad. Aside of the women looking strangely more anthro and less literal animal head on human body (which is nice for benis :DDD but not for cohesion) that stuff was great.

I also like satyrs but I think that can work in non fetish territory. You're fugged either way with the women being either Maenad like (rip and tear drunkards) or nymph/naead (frisky fae spirits) or coquettish deerlike (so moe) though. Former can be fetishized, so can latter.

it's a furry race.

And that can be solved just by renaming them. Were-mongoose? Whippet?

>guise why wont u use this race???
>posts fetish image
This is why. You can't get anywhere near sergals without stepping in some creepy furshit.

>that artstyle
>that nose

Not a great picture there since it's cheesy photoshop but most of what I have is NSFW and I am too lazy right now to photoshop spurdo sparde's head over the nipples and puffy vulva

>talking vagina

When Pussies Talk Back 2: Electric Boogaloo

>start a new campaign
>introduce your "totally original creatures and characters haha"
>all furry shit
>see that guy recognize at least one
>"What's wrong Bob, you have initiative haha"
>"Oh right, guess I'll make my move haha"

>cropped porn

you forgot to mention they are so rubbery and flexible you can inflate them like balloons and they survive

a race made to accommodate all furry idoms. It'd be punishment to turn an enemy into one, which is also a fetish.

See i heard about the vagina flab, but the crotch boom box is news to me.

I don't see a fetishist though. I guess maybe the saliva is an indicator but I really see a monster about to devour something

haha disturbs the fuck out of me

Unforgotten Realms old animated cartoon style Kobolds always seem neat to me. More so when I just recently learn the guy is making a simple(-ish) Tabletop Simulator game out of it. Found out from it that those Kobolds wasn't furry like I thought they were all of this time but instead they are more like rock beasts. Mostly I just like their blunt to the point personalities as they just don't give a fuck and take no shit answers while potentially still being very kind in term of actions. Just seem like a fun race to play as.

You may play as that race but only if you do your best Xavier (Renegade Angel) voice the whole time while doing it. Bonus for charisma checks if ultimately no one will actually understand what the fuck you just said. I just get that vibe.

user, you don't seem to understand what the word "cropped" means

huh. okay. I always thought it was an attempt to make it look like a sheep/goat nose, not just the most extreme case of tumblr nose ever seen. and yea, the art style is a bit sketchy, but I've never seen fauns imagined like that and I just thought he was cute. to each their own.

So does that mean Nemo and Marlin...

I really wanted to put minotaurs and centaurs in my setting and have humans be capable of breeding with them. But I can't.

These guys.

>I really wanted to put minotaurs and centaurs in my setting
reasonable
> have humans be capable of breeding with them
why

so you can make man-cow-mancow hybrids, duh.

>you forgot to mention they are so rubbery and flexible you can inflate them like balloons and they survive
I didn't see that on the WF article, which is where I'm pulling my knowledge of them from.

You missed the vore. Vore involving children.
Like the user said, creepy as fuck.

>I really wanted to put minotaurs and centaurs in my setting and have humans be capable of breeding with them. But I can't.
Didn't stop Nova Eth. I like to think that the reason these things were bred in First Age Zengara was because somebody really wanted that bull dick.

How deep you wanna go user?

I don't remember much about the Pookas, except that they were adorable.

A wizard does this to all animal species and revels in the chaos that ensues.

>3/5 of race's write-up is about them fucking humans
Is this an ERPG? If not, that is some incredibly terrible worldbuilding.

They were all formerly humans who's king fucked up a spell so bad they were all cursed into bunny-things and made immortal.

They had a chance to reverse their transformation by collecting ALL the far-flung coins of their former countries currency and making a wish.

Some gave up searching over the centuries and regressed into goblins.

It's SenZar. It's what happens if a bunch of metalheads take a bunch of cheesy 80s fantasy metal album covers and try to make an rpg out of it. Could probably have done with another couple of editing passes.

I don't know if the rest of the Tauran lore is that fetishy, because nobody has the other two Campaign Builders, with the setting details. None of the other races have that shit, though.

Also, pookas are immortal. They can never age or die until the curse is broken, but if they suffer fatal injuries they end up as shambling corpse monsters. Naturally, they don't want this to happen. It happened to King Valentine, and he went completely mad as a result.

Chaos? Sounds like a great way to out all the furries, then queue extermination.

That my friend, is called order, not chaos.

Eh. It has non fetish artwork you could use.
Rule 34.
I see a usable monster race, that there is also porn of. You might want to drop the talking vaginas and clit-tongues, but if you don't bring up the name (at least among people i know), nobody would know what you cribbed the art from.

Then: bam! Free art.

But, having never seen these before, I don't have any preexisting bias against them.

>mouth open=always creepy furshit
You must pitch a fit every time the neighbors dog yawns.

>ALL the animals

literally everything that is considered an "animal" is anthropomorphized

do you not realize what that would mean?

So what?

This happens, then

>Lion and bear are jobs.
you'd have to keep the ecosystems going somehow

>do you not realize what that would mean?

Yes. People are going to want to fuck it. Or do you not understand humanity? Shit man, we fuck enough animals without anthropomorphizing them.

But yes, I was purposely ignoring the long term repercussions of things like farms, beasts of burden, and pets.

Also, said wizard would need to be BBEG tier to basically cast a Polymorph Other that targets literally every living being on the planet besides humans. Like, killed a god and ate their heart to gain their powers level of magic.

He could cast something on the common cold, make it a bit more cross-species transmutable and spread it that way. Doesn't have to be all at once.

Humans don't have hooves

that, plus ecosystems being destroyed

the bees ain't pollinating when they are too busy fucking the birds. Dairy farmer is suddenly the reluctant manager of a brothel... it's a nightmare. Package it right, and furries would love it.

PURGE, EVERYTHING

>Yinglets
Who?

you know, people are animals too

>the Dark Lord has finally done it, killed the great titan Epimetheus
>after consuming the corpse of he who sculpted all animals, the Dark Lord now may sculpt them to his choosing
>he chooses to make them hot

WHAT'S THAT MY LORD? NO, I AM TOTALLY OK WITH LIVING ON A DEATH WORLD! BEGIN THE PURGE AT ONCE! EXCUSE ME MY LORD, THE DOG IS TRYING TO COPULATE WITH ME AGAIN.
BACK YE HARLOT! BACK I SAY! SIT!... GOOD GIRL.

Did you even look on google before asking?

so people get double anthropomorphized

which in this case basically means hyper-sexualised

which basically makes elves

But humans are already as anthropomorphic as it's possible to be, if you anthropomorphize a human they aren't going to change any.

Fucking NEETs.

Yes. Some thinner kobolds?

I know! We'll call it... "Magical Realm II"!

This sounds hilarious. I actually might want use it.

Dang, they had a pretty cool backstory.

The Legion.

A fetish race created by a fetish artist of limited talent...but the idea is interesting. The idea of a hive mind race that actually is trying to integrate with society around them, not just Borg people (Any more). That and the idea of plant-based biotechnology (Rather than the meat-based we normally see) is pretty cool.

Bug people!

>The last survivors of a world gone mad, you and your party must fight your way through legions of horny furries who are all out to fuck you senseless or WORSE.

>Journey through a shattered world now containing isolated pockets of niche fetishes sprung up through raw hedonism taken to the nth degree!

>Exchange virginity for new skills and upgrades! Be careful tho, as you need at least one wizard to combat the Dark Lord!

Bug People!

Why shouldn't you use bug people?

I feel like CoC would've actually been bearable and more interesting if this had been it's plot instead

To be fair if remember right centaurs in actual Greek myth were all male and required human women to breed.

So it's not that crazy. At least the taurs in this sound pretty okay unlike the rape-crazy centaurs.

Those are synxes. Creepy fuzzy mimicry eels.

>Ifunny
Upsets me more than Nummynumz's art. The blue-forked tongue looks pretty cool, though; do they do the lizard tongue thing?

Literally Corruption of Champions. comfort the gargoyle

anthropomorphized does not mean "made sexy"
It means "made human-like"

I know Veeky Forums has a hard time with words and definitions but at least put some effort into your existence.

>which in this case