It is clear to me that Craig Berry (guy doing the Legacy buyouts) does not give one single fuck about the MTG community or MTG's survival as a game.
How do I know this?
Simple. He's 24 and he has a freaking daughter. A true MTG player would still be a damn virgin by the age of 30.
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Is he also pregnant of his second daughter in this picture?
Could be a seahorse. So yes?
What's unusual about fat sociopath in that community? He is a rather typical specimen.
Magic PLAYERS are fat neck-beards. The fat sociopaths are the thieves and buyout artists.
Being 24 and a father is a sign that you aren't really going anywhere in life
>does not give one single fuck about the MTG community or MTG's survival as a game
He discarded his chance to become a wizard. There is no way he will stick with this game for long.
"Anyone connected to my hobby should be a socially stunted shut-in like me. Anyone in a relationship is a fucking normie and doesn't have the right to my hobby."
Fuck you. Don't you pull that "No true Scotsman" bullshit here. He plays Magic, he's a true Magic player. You don't need to do anything more than that to qualify as a Magic player.
How about vilifying him for willfully forcing the cost of entry up for a format where the cost was already pretty high? He's an asshole who should be trading stocks but was too chickenshit and decided to fuck with people's hobby. It's sickening, and in gaining more money off of this, he's going to snowball into spiking the price of more and more cards, fucking with the entire market.
People are always complaining about a new set or rules change that will kill Magic, but we may well be looking at the genuine article here. Hate him for that, not because he was able to reproduce.
Actually, he's a Yugioh player who wants to feel important
Or that your family is loaded and you can afford to coast through life without working a single day.
>not sure if serious
Had my first kid at 22, doctorate at 25.
In what?
Dentistry.
Going to kill yourself by 35, I see
Here's to hopin' !!
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He started by trading dishonestly for Jittes, you know, when Jittes were out. He qualified for Pro Tour. He's a Magic player, and an asshole.
>Magic’s Shkreli
Oh, that's fantastic.
Woops.
He didn't read the old news
naah, he will be generally happy with his life, deal with his wife cheating on him by buying a slightly used porsche, but never break up with her because they are still friends and don't want to hurt the kids. Once things are patched up with his wife, she gets pregnant and he's happy that they finally got their lives back on track and then when the baby pops out black, he will kill his family then suicide by cop. he will be 40.
Your version is much more exciting.
I was just joking about high suicide rates in his profession, man
>"waaaaah normies get out reeeeeeee"
That's what he claims. Its all bullshit.
He pretends to have connections with dealers, but no one in the community has heard of him and he has talked to make pillars of the dealer community as though they were rando's.
There is no record of him being on the PT. The only record of him is from YGO tourneys.
The man wears knock off walmart designer clothes. He wants to appear wealthy despite that not being the case.
This is the right answer.
Hating the man for having a kid just makes you appear like a jaded neckbeard.
There are plenty of legitimate reasons to dislike the guy.
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I laughed
Procreation is the most immoral thing one can do since it's the requisite for experiencing all the shit this universe has to offer so it's not really surprising a selfish prick like him would be a father.
I know my three white sons trigger you something serious but it is no reason to slow down on boiling that nice cup of bleach you deserve.
What are you trying to say?
Lmao antinatalists
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lol what an immense piece of shit
He's not going to make nearly as much money as he thinks
All the cards he bought out settled at $10-20 higher than they started
Fuck off Craig Berry
I became a dad in my teens, and... well actually haven't done anything with my life yet.
These aren't stocks. All that gets him is a pile of cardboard that he can't move because volume dealers constantly undercut the asshole with 65 Imp's Mischiefs.
You want to but low, sell high. This idiot bought a ton of product right after a spike. Do the math.