Fantasy art thread

Can we get a thread of old-school Western fantasy art? Oil paintings preferred.

No anime garbage, please.

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youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo
youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/FATAL Fechtbuch/order/asc
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=FATAL
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>not posting any to get the thread started
It's like you WANT your thread to get filled with anime images.

This image reminds me of when I was 15 and had been playing DnD for 2 years. I used to fantasize about a young female elf going to collect water for her village in a soft green dress, while a tiger stalked her from the tree tops, before leaping down onto her when she was alone and ultimately vulnerable, turning his head sideways to gnaw on her slender neck while his claws go to work on the soft tender flesh in her back,tearing out chunks of her spine. Her raw shrieks if agony are quickly silenced under the tiger's smothering paws, and he begins to feed, tearing flesh from the elf's still living body as she whimpers softly. When the tiger has eaten its fill, it digests the elf's corpse and eventually excretes it as waste. The elf's body rots slowly over the coming months, eaten by myriad tiny insects, be coming part of nature again.

Looks like Virt is back.

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Fuck off, Virt

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I thought Virt was banned.

To avoid the Virt derail have this

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It's too late

and this

You know, for a board that loves some grimderp, Veeky Forums is easily rustled.

youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo

He's been back. He's even confirmed it on his blog.

>following virts blog
why?

That's not even moderately frightening, that's just a long description of an ordinary scenario. Next time you try to edgepost, make sure its about ripping peoples faces off in front of their children or something

Yup

It wasn't meant to be an edge post... I just like thinking about nasural predators catching and killing women. I include this theme is every DnD game I run.

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You didn't get much action in high school, did you user?

I hope he gets perma-banned again. Just keep doing it until they give up.

This is the strangest bait I've seen in a while. The intentionally misspelled word, the attempt at pretending to be "messed up" but simultaneously denying any inherent edginess, the ellipsis after the first line.

Well, you got me to bite. I'd like to get back to the point of this thread, now.

begone Virt you edgelord

What? And no I accidentally misspelled it then hit enter then realized after I posted it.

No this is something I try to include in my D&D games because it makes feel really good inside for some reason. Like this really satisfies me imagining this sort of thing, it's like something primal, I don't know. I hope to give my players the same satisfaction but they usually just think it's sad and go to kill the beast as soon as they can. Which kinda defeats the purpose but I still get to describe what happened to her to them so I guess it all works out.

It's not even that messed up... there are much more messed up things in the world than nature taking its course....

What does that have to do with anything?

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But only an unnatural beast would harm an elf, a beast tainted by Morgoth's foul sorceries. We must make haste in the name of Elbereth to bring word of this tragedy to King Maedhros in his fort upon the hill of Himring.

What's wrong with harming an elf? They represent ultimate purity, and harming one represents ultimate corruption. There is something inherently satisfying about the thought of a rough orc arrow bursting into an elf girl's soft belly, right into the bare skin at the midriff of her revealing leather armor, and hearing her girlish gasp of pain before he collapses, desperately trying to pull out the arrow as the orc archer approaches, just like it did with Boromir, and putting the second arrow straight through her slender skull.

You legitimately think this is scary, don't you kiddo? Heh, let me tell you something funny. Those other guys, with their pussy-footing "reaction images," they're lightweights.

I've seen shit, I've seen shit that people like you can't even imagine. You think your half-assed story about an elf being eaten by a tiger scares me? You think stories of maulings and digestion make me shake in my boots?

Child, I've been all over. I've been in fights since I was your age. I saw the horrors of the Holocaust, I served three consecutive terms in Vietnam, I was sent to kill that old dusty goat-fucker Bin Laden.

I've seen people's eyes melt into their skulls. I've seen noses ripped off, teeth cut out with scissors. I've seen bones broken, and removed from limp arms. I've seen children, women, and men get raped to death, brought back to life, and raped to death again.

So you think you can scare me? Maybe next time you'll write something actually spooky, because I'm not impressed. Not one bit.

Wouldn't ultimate corruption be taking an elven maid into the dungeons to torture and degrade a la Celebrian? Either way, it's a matter of personal taste. While I myself have had fun with guro before and do somewhat enjoy putting myself into an orcish perspective, when it gets to the level of digestion and excretion I lose my appetite.

even the drow think your full of shit Virt

Wow okay whatever you say man. Are you like 98 years old? Nice pasta.

And no, I don't think this is scary, it's just something I enjoy thinking about. Stop projecting.

I guess that could work too but I enjoy my own scenario a bit more. Although in one campaign I did have an enemy race mostly like humans would capture human women and keep them in cages in the barracks' common room so the soldiers could press buttons and send electric shocks through the cages (I just ignored the faraday effect) so the soldiers would have fun torturing the women by pressing the buttons at random times especially when they were asleep. And a soldier's reward for doing really well in combat was getting to put like a million volts through one of the womens' cages and absolutely frying them. My players thought it was fucked up but I thought it was pretty cool.

Drow love killing elves though. That part in Homeland where the drow slaughter the dancing wood elves is one of my favorite sections of writing ever.

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Searching my drive for more pics like what OP asked for...

I seriously wonder what sort of 80s aerobics program those ladies are just getting back from.

This post is subpar. I didn't even cut myself on the edge.

3/10. Try again, faggot.

I mean, I always hear bad stories of FATAL, if anything, i think it'd be interesting to try. If not for fun, for novelty value.

Is he fucking her in the ass, while riding a dinosaur, and using a bow and arrow all at the same time?

Damn, that is some skilled multitasking.

>brown skin
>not solid ebony black

Tha fuck? Those aren't Drow.

Mountain elves.

Though yes, that depiction is meant to be drow.

Wait, wtf are mountain elves?

Also known as Mountain Elves,[citation needed] these elves are the most noble of elves, yet also the most arrogant. They are of higher intellectual capabilities than other elves, but, despite the fact they are taller than high elves, they are physically weaker. They live in isolated mountain strongholds, and rarely allow access to outsiders. They have silver hair and amber eyes, or gold hair and violet eyes, and wear clothes of white, silver, yellow and gold, and usually wear regally colored cloaks.

So Virt! Did you REALLY murder your ex-gf because she was interested in some other guy? If so, you really should go turn yourself in and confess.

Thanks for the answer, it's been a long time since I've read anything high fantasy, and sadly I never had the opportunity to play any high fantasy games. (Unless console games count?)

How do we know this is Virt?
Also who is Virt?

>No anime garbage, please.

Just for you, cupcake.

Hey what's going on in this thread?
>virt
Ah, have a good day, guys!

>druchii
>drow

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, pleb.

youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

Virt is some tool who runs around shitposting and getting banned in Veeky Forums because he genuinely has nothing better to do.
People used to think he was all about hating on D&D5e, when basically he only went on his endless rants and trolling about that because it was a sore-button topic for some and thus easy to provoke, and basically tried to stir up shit on every thread he could.
This being Veeky Forums, 90% of the dithering retard anons kept responding to him anyway instead of just reporting and hiding his shit.

No, it...

The *char gen* is barely functional. Literally the char gen. Veeky Forums tried to make a character with an automated program and it STILL took, I think, two hours, with literally arbitrary choices and a machine looking up results and doing the math.

Veeky Forums gets weirdly passionate trolls. They show up and slap their dicks around something fierce for months, sometimes even years, and are deeply dedicated to their aesthetic and persona, no matter the subject or duration. The two most notable were virtualoptim (virt) and jim profit.

Virtualoptim, specifically, had a penchant for 'hilariously' misogynistic guro fetishism and doing a genuinely pathetic job of trying to pretend he actually meant it and wasn't just 'laughing at us retards for falling for it'.

It's like that picture comparing /pol/ to furries. He's not offensive, he's just irritating and pathetic.

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I have a massive collection of folders full of Frazetta, Vallejo, Bell, Royo, Bisley, Hoover, Caldwell, Eggleton, Miller, Stahlberg etc but the last time I posted in one of these fantasy art threads I had Frazetta images removed and was banned.

Pictures used spoilers and nudity warnings (despite just being art) and still got banned by sensitive reportfags.

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That's likely because that still is against blue board rules. They say nothing about giving warnings. They say nothing about spoilers. In fact, the pinned post here on /teeg/ specifically warns against attempting to hide porn with spoilers (and word-of-god says admin tools automatically see past spoilers, mods don't even need to click on the image on their journey towards the ban button).

stop paying attention to virtoid

Holy crap, there was a storythread about him yesterday. It is true! VirtualOptim gets a murderboner!

Newfags gotta new

>hide porn with spoilers
>art depicting some nudity
>porn

must be a merican thing

>DO NOT USE SPOILERS TO HIDE PORN OR ANY NWS CONTENT

You're pretty bad at arguing, but like with all things, the more you practice, the more you'll improve.

Well it was a nice thread while it lasted...

Fatal sucks. We all know this.

surely it is just sensitive God-fearing 'muricans...

It was actually in an appropriately titled lewd thread too.

Censoring art, Frazetta too, for fucks sake.

What part of "no titties on the blue boards" is so hard to understand?

You know, I had an idea once that ripping people's faces off in front of their family members and making them eat the faces would be a good way to torture the family members.

I am the edgiest of all edgelords.

That's nothing,I've seen Sonic rule 34.

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But why even?

Boobs aren't really nsfw and you'd be an idiot to browse Veeky Forums while around people, much less at work.

I just noticed they're identical triplets.
They are seriously suffering from same-face syndrome.

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We have done it.
Behold:
archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/FATAL Fechtbuch/order/asc

Suptg has a few more in the listing too.
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=FATAL

On a technicality, fetishposting is separate thing from edgeposting.

Can you put them into a mediafire or something?

Blame shitty mods.
It's what 2/5 of the posters around here do for pretty much anything.
Dinner burnt? Hostile mod policy. Clearly.

No it's not. Have some more fantasy art

Man, I was totally ready to turn this into an art dump thread until virt/Craig ruined it.

How did those two people even get there? How are they going to leave?

They were beamed there by the giant flameskull's violence ence vision, wich makes anything it looks at into a fight

Just post your art anyway. I want to see it.

I really didn't picture matt like that in my head