Choose one fictional character. You are now that person's best buddy...

None of his sidekicks ever regretted it, did they?

Maybe during their horrible deaths/cripplings they did.

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Well, I'm pretty sure that Barbara didn't regret it. And deep down, I think Jason Todd still loved Bruce.

I'm pretty sure I'd regret it, is the point.

Only correct answer.

Nah, if you really wanted to be his sidekick you would enjoy every moment of it and it would change you profoundly.

My conqueror

I was very impressed with his character. Their relationship saved this anime from being the complete edgefest that it almost was.

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I'd prefer to travel the universe with Gil desu.

See, I almost agree with you, because in many ways I prefer Gil to Rider. But I'd always be afraid Gil would kill me.

Iskandar might get me killed, but unlike the King of Heroes he isn't likely to just decide at any given point to shoot me with swords because I told him his relationship with Enkidu was kinda gay.

Merlin or Corwin of Amber.
Travel to different diminsional relms, bang demons, humans, and other. Get cool mounts, cool weapons, experience the all there is to see

my dad

I choose Yuugi.
Gensyoko here I come, I hope Marisa is okay with me borrowing her danmaku notes.

>Taylor Hebert

FUCK CUNT SHIT BITCH

Obviously bae

>WEEB

Yeah, I know. I just think it'd be funny having the Queen of Darkness or whatever as a "best buddy"

Once I've overcome any shreds of humanity then I can join Alucard in his enui and casual love of violence (obviously I'm talking about his Team FourStar incarnation)

I'm pretty sure he'll be amused for all of 5 minutes as I transform into a little girl and lure predators into orgies to feed on them.

God Bless the Queen.

Can you make her smile again, user?

Vash is a total bro. I'd go on high flying western punk adventures with him any day.

Plus I'd get to hang out with the insurance girls.

At least you'll be technically rich. Though I don't know if Smaug would let you spend any of it.

Who?

Skitter/weaver?

10/10 top tier choice user.
>TFW you will never hang out with gungirls and go on silly animu adventures
>TFW you will never be a gun

Maybe briefly. I'm more concerned about being fucked up by Bonesaw.

Yes, the Queen of Escalation.

Riley's a good girl, user. Don't be scared.

Go watch Fate/Zero.

Could there be a better best friend?

I'll keep that in mind when she turns me inside out.

Tough decision. Either Gotrek and Felix for baddass murderhoboing until I die in some forgotten ruin. CRRRREEEEEEDDDDDD or some other IG character to purge heretics, xenos and mutants in the Emprah's name until I die on some Emperor forsaken planet. The One Piece crew for pirate shenanigans or Commander Sam motherfuckin' Vimes because being a member of the Watch would be pretty fun.

>tfw go around the galaxy looking for profit
>we each become rich, but inevitably give up the money as we learn it isn't worth the cost of our friendship
>somehow repeat this cycle every few years
>then change the course of galactic politics every now and then with our plucky capitalism skills.

At least I probably wont die. Not permanently, anyway.

I'm sure I'd get used to it.

Fate/Zero's version of Alexander the Great.

You could travel around Middle-Earth, solving mysteries together.

>Commander Sam Vimes
....are you me?

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But user, you already go on an adventure with God every day!

What adventures would one go on with Mrs. Salem?

. . . . Fuck it, I'm going with Best Girl from the Dragonlance series.

We're going to go off and fight for Honour and Order.

Assuming I get cyborgified of course. My only regret in my infinite new life is that the setting is nearly devoid of waifu material that doesn't expire three months after it's introduced.

I'd pick dickeido for more variety.

His friends have a good survival rate and he's a chick magnet. Just need to get dandelion to tag along and we're set

Ah, trash then

Well, this should be peaceful.

And free music!

This is gonna be fun

youtube.com/watch?v=Yyh672AhknY

Top Tier taste, anons

Get in losers, its time for tankery.

I remember this guy. He's in so much gay porn.

Spongebob Squarepants

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>You are now that person's best buddy, and you get to go on great adventures with that person in the appropriate fictional setting.

Let's do this.

All Star Superman always hit it right where it should.

>Not choosing the smug
Glorious know it all adventures await!

I made a choice before even reading the whole post. I regret nothing.

Harry Dresden

Shit, there's like a 50/50 chance of me getting magical powers, inheriting a great power and responsibility, becoming something inhuman and powerful, or gradually becoming a badass and supernatural powerhouse over years of being a normal fucker in a magical world.
Or, you know, dying horribly to fuel a Fuego storm rage fest.

I'd roll those dice.

I really hate Tattletale. She's not smart enough to be that smug.

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i was going to say the Doctor, but i don't want to go with him, i want to be him. then i realized that kind of was an option.

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Beat me to it.
Hopefully I can become a sentinel or get the same "shape shifting" injection that one depressed teen used to turn himself into a sea slug.

Become groundskeeper, battle bioweapons and spec ops teams for a living.
Adorable boss
Should be fun.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

Excellent choice.

Let's give it a roll.

That ain't great. I'll probably end up like Morgan.

Can you reroll? I figure higher than 10 I at least get to be someone Butters-esque. Slow burner but eventually would become based as fuck.

>Reroll

Who do you think you are? You get one roll, just like everybody else. Be glad you didn't roll a 1. That's a fate worse than death.

Dresden-verse characters always get a reroll! As Harry's best buddy I'm guarentee'd to get some sort of miraculous last minute thing, or person show up. Or circumstance land me with something powerful and dangerous. It happens to basically everyone in Harry's life.

Reroll! The canon demands it!

Tough choice.
I don't want to fight or the like, I want to go on adventures of discovery and wonder! Why move to a crappy world when I could choose a post-scarcity sci fi wonderland after all? Plus I may as well go somewhere with cool magic or similar too.

So then it becomes a question of; what's the comfiest setting ever? Where's just the absolute best place to be and have adventures in?

Picking one of the most awful characters ever created. Kys

Oh yeah, I never did finish that one. It was pretty magical realm.

Im not sure that means what you think it does. It hasn't gotten anywhere nearly fetishistic. Somewhat annoyingly cliche with a couple women and an indecisive protagonist who inadvertently makes things appear worse than they are instead of just explaining stuff, mind.

Archer.

Probably get killed but would be mighty fucked up on all the booze first.

All of you are fucking wrong.

Choose some slice of life comedy anime. Nothing seriously bad ever happens in those settings.

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Iroh would prefer that people follow their own path rather than blindly tag along after him.

>You will never waltz on into Quark's after a long day
>You will never discretely check out the Major's ass
>You will never share a drink with Morn
>You will never get "Special Ferengi Discounts" that end up being more expensive, somehow

It's an abstract feel

I want to hang with Herc. Just not as a Berserker.

I think it would be an interesting experience.

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I chose Saphira Brightscales before reading the rest of the prompt.
Still sounds amazing. Why are you guys picking boring humans and humans-with-animal-ears?

Good choice, but I'm not sure I'd rather fight for conquering or for justice.
Too bad Rein already has a traveling companion, I'd be a bit of a third wheel.

Reinhardt is best Overwatch character