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Tell me some of your bard shenanigans in 5e. Bonus points if it's outside of the "the bard fucks everything that moves" schlock.

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Most of my shenanigans of late have come by virtue of Wild Magic, but my last character had a few.

Captured an enemy general while she was praying, and we wanted to get out with her alive to have effectively a show trial.

While everyone is talking about where to go, my fighter just picked her up and started to walk out the front door. I did get stopped before I got outside with her, though.

Later on we went to meet someone important to act as a judge in said trial. At his offices I walk in and say to the first person, in a heavy Dwarven accent, "Take me to your ruler." It took about 15 minutes before the other person I was finally got the request across, and I came out of it with a small metal ruler.

Low int/wis characters can be fun.

Crap, missed it was specifically bard shenanigans. Sorry.

nigga shenanigans are shenanigans

I'm new to D&D, and I need to know if I did the character sheet correctly? I have this sneaking suspicion that I screwed stuff up pretty bad
Also sorry in advance for my shit handwriting and poor picture quality

17 Wisdom is not a +4 mod, just a +3, so all your Wis skills are off.

18 Dexterity is not a +6 mod, just a +4, meaning your Dex skills and AC are off.

First for I played 3.5/PF and I don't like change.

The cost in heretical class changes is worth avoiding the mary sue clusterfuck character fests in 3.5 and Pathfinder though. I literally can't play those systems anymore because I just want to be in a fucking party with standard class archtypes.

My last 5e party
>Devotion Paladin
>Light Cleric
>Thief Rogue
>Evocation Wizard
>Valor Bard

my last Pathfinder Party
>Fuck-off wierd layline druid?
>Pugalist Fighter?
>Fuckoff Wierd Clown Bard?
>Jihadi Alchemist
>Monk of 40-splatbooks Path

I'm not even mentioning that the players always want to roll extremely rare monster races in pathfinder.

One of my PCs messaged me that he'd want a NPC based on Ruby from Rwby to act as his cohort.

I'm willing to humor him and was wondering how I would stat her as of Volume 3.

So far I'm so far halfway through Volume 2.

Your score modifiers go up and down for every 2 they're off 10, so 18 dex is +4, not +6.
Same problem with wis, should be +3.

That's thrown a lot of your other stuff like skills, AC and initiative off.

what would the repercussions of being lightly obscured be?