>new game >one player wants to play a paladin based of this image. >GM goes like "hahaha, no." >Player repeats she wants her PC like that. >GM looks all pissy, but then accepts. >during the game he goes like "sorry, your pally has zero AC cuz kimonos and lackered wood. Also, penalties because most men won't respect an guy with a woman's face. Also, that sword has the lowest stats. Because shitty steel. There won't be more because this world is inspired in western Europe.
>All while looking smug as fuck.
>mfw when he gets mad as fuck when all three of us decide we better leave.
>GM is autism >PC is autismo >OP is emotional baiting where were you when Veeky Forums was kill?
Cooper Foster
Veeky Forums was always kill
Colton Jones
Worse thing about westaboos is how they behave like the typical fedora idiot but think they are being intelligent
Alexander Foster
>giving a shit about character portraits That was the Dms real mistake. Being a westaboo was his second. Thinking he was the right person to DM was everyone's mistake.
Camden Ross
Well this thread just gave me inspiration to play a touran in my bro's upcoming 5e game.
That GM though.. even a naked person has 10 AC.
Bentley Murphy
So if a player wants to play this, are you going to let them?
Alexander Nelson
He had extra penalties for being a pretty boy, apparently.
Justin Carter
Depends on the game
Brody Collins
When /quest/ failed to fix us.
Austin Russell
Sure but she's taking a -2 Perception if she loses her glasses.
Jeremiah Evans
If you're actually modelling that it should be situational bonuses and penalties AND the same should go for the scarred badass / musclebound hulk, because they always seem to get a pass
Thomas Sullivan
I warned you all. I fucking warned you all. But no. Noooooooooo!
Alright, I have one.
>GMing fantasy game >My then wife wants a friend of ours, who ushers at our place of worship, to join >has well espoused high opinions of storyteller/storytelling d10 dice pool system over various generic fantasy schlock which I admit is my preference as I am running >sits in on a session, is a peanut gallery >gets in faux argument with one of my players, my then brother in law, then pulls out a curved knife play knife to his throat >Jesus fucking fuck, the game that night collapses. Can't really keep running after that for the night >Game that night collapses >Brother in law hates this guy >I don't like the guy and think it's not cool that this happened >do not invite him to join
Austin Bennett
A tiefling barbarian with high con and poor eye sight? I see no problems.
Anthony Murphy
Can't do anything when the mods all suck quest dick
Connor Walker
Sure >but one slip up and that sheet and portrait hit the shredder
Kevin Wood
Promotions!
Hunter Green
No, but part of me wants to.
Just crop the face, show me that, and tell me that's what you want.
Benjamin Bell
Then everyone at the table stood up and clapped. The GM's name was Albert Einstein. This really happened.
headless pink bimbo, i'd let some1 play that tbhfam
Jackson Thompson
>mods make /qst/ to remove quest posts >there are still quest posts >told the quest posters that quests are meant for /qst/ >got banned Why the fuck are the mods so retarded that they can't follow their own damn rules?
Connor Williams
>Hey this guy said we shouldn't be dicks about portraits >I'll just post almost-porn to a blue board
