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Lvl. 20 American.

Emperor's Fury/10

18 Con

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Yeah sure, you can use any of the splatbook flaws and feats for your character, why?

What would their culture look like?

Besides careless driving.

>Graham women's suitors try to charm them crashing in order to fly through the front windshield. The male graham that travels the farthest has the right to the date.

That's rad

Sontaran/10

I'm still convinced this is just a leaked prototype of an alien from the next Star Wars that was let out as a joke.

18 CON
4 CHA
DR 5

Str:5
Ws:3
Bs:3
W:1
T:6
I:3
A:1
Ld:9

Special Rule: Eternal Warrior, Evolved driver*

*(Evolved driver: Character model has been evolved to withstand the forces of modern cars, he ignores crew shaken, has a -2 bonus to ld rolls when rolling to escape a vehicle, and gets a 4+ invul save while inside a vehicle.

also if anyone wondering about op pic
youtu.be/0r9u7Rn-nm0

what is that thing?

FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Don't forget fleet.
He has hoof like legs so he can get out of the way of cars faster.

An australian from the future.

Depiction of what we would look like if we evolved to survive sudden impacts like car crashes

Is this what Space Marines look like?

Scientific shitpost

can somebody get some dark heresy stats up on this bitch?

I want to fight a pack of these things

Psst, that's the owlbear statblock.

Then that's how I'll do it

Level 1 Pointless Abomination

Seriously, I still can't tell if this is some form of cultural satire or what.

gizmodo.com/this-is-what-humans-would-look-like-if-they-evolved-to-1784035621

It's a playable race.
+3 CON
-1 DEX
Low-light vision - 30 feet
They also have two spell-like abilities: Stabilize four times/day and Resistance once/day.
They are a nomadic people and more often get into trading and healing rather than adventuring, though some do take on adventuring as meat shields, aware of how valuable their bodies are on the battlefield. Tradesmen at heart, they tend to go to the highest bidder rather than the most noble cause.

That's literally what I thought it was when I first saw it.

That or some sort of modern art piece about "Consumer culture and what it does to Western read: American society," or some bullshit.