Can spider girls be adventurers?

Can spider girls be adventurers?

I don't see why not. (Spider boys probably can also be adventurers.) Some designs might have difficulty squeezing through narrow indoor corridors, which is a problem, but the ability to navigate sheer vertical surfaces is probably worth it in terms of mobility.

No.

I don't know about spider girls, but girl spiders certainly can.

Ask in this thread, the Ghost of Gygax will respond.

Yeah, theyre pretty good at it. Dont even need rope.

>Some designs might have difficulty squeezing through narrow indoor corridors
Let me tell you about the Huntsman spider. One of the largest breeds of spider, and it can crawl through the bottom of a closed door. It can also survive being set on fire and is highly agressive.

Spidergirls, despite being massive (other than small breed), can probably crawl through holes most humans wouldn't fit through. Despite their bulk they're perfect rogues.

Biology doesn't just scale 1:1 with size, so you can't just take every attribute of a spider and have a character. You need to think.

Well, you would need to think if you wanted to actually play, but you only made this thread to cater to your fetishes anyway, so let's just get this over with.

This
Actual spider adventurer >>> fetishbait race number 673

>Biology doesn't just scale 1:1 with size
If you're going to worry about the square-cube law, you have to throw half of the established fantasy races out of the window. If you're going to whine about biology in general, 99% of all established fantasy races.

You can't cherrypick monstergirls because sexy sneks frustrate you.

user, stop thinking with your dick.

Small breed spider is very cute.

I will never understand the given description of the "large breed"

Big spiders tend to be really, really placid, you can pick them up, pet them, carry them around and they don't give a shit

I want a small breed imouto.

No. Because spider girls don't exist in any games that are actually played.

I mean, what are driders?

>wut r driders`

Fuck you, posted it first, your sarcasm doesn't work now.

Drivers are completely different than spider girls. One is fetish shit for a race of completely evil beings, another is just fetish shit.

a creature half spider, half drowgger, more prone to chimping out than both

Wait, how is that completely different? I can understand if you make a point of different, but completely different when you define them both with the same terms?

Your sentence suggests there's at least some overlap.

Beyond that, Driders have a pretty defined situation, but from what are you drawing your definition of spider girls?

That collection of anime where it is explicitly shown that spider girls are only there for fetish material and no other anime or manga with spider girls shows them as anything but fetish material. And now you want to shove this extremely obvious fetish material into a game where other people will be playing and call it good? No, fuck you. Zip up your pants and get the fuck out.

>what are ERP'S

Also i enjoyed the shit for whacky bullshit. Fetish shit wasn't even noticed until i saw everybody bitching about it. Also different user

>Seductive light femdom spider ladies?
>Not in MY game!
>I only play tabletop games with SERIOUS monsters like centaurs (who were famous for getting drunk and raping human women), mermaids (who are famous for seducing sailors), harpies (who are also famous for being seductive), succubi (who are LITERALLY semen demons), nymphs (they gave their name to the term "nymphomania" which means sex addiction for women) and satyrs (who gave their name to the term "satyriasis", which means sex addiction for men)

How about you make like a faggot and go fuck yourself?

Everyone who participates in an ERP is someone who should probably kill themselves.

Depends on the setting.™
That said, I'd say likely yes. They come with some of the standard challenges of PCs with unusual anatomies, but depending on the specifics and how they translate to gameplay mechanics they could bring some useful things to an adventuring party.

Also, that's fucking adorable and mildly horrifying.

Well i see I won't be able to change your mind at all. So fair enough and next time might i suggest just avoiding said OP? Have a good one user

But Driders are explicitly sadistic and decadent creatures, which is certainly a hard fetish than any monster girl bullshit at that point.

I want a snek daughter.

Who said I do any of that in my games?
>Centaurs
If you don't go on in explicit detail about horse cock or don't go into ERP territory it isn't an issue since NOBODY plays a centaur like that.
>Mermaids
Lure sailors to rocks to drown and consume them. Nothing more, nothing less.
>Harpies
Woman's head in a bird that constantly screeches, shits in your food, and makes your life miserable until you die and it takes your soul into hell. Not fetish at all.
>Succubi
Not used in my games. No reason to.
>Nymphs
Playful water spirits who like to trick travelers, but player characters are smarter than that (at least my players are)
>Satyrs
Not located in the vicinity of the NPCs due to the satur population explicitly in a different country about 500 miles away.
I dunno man, why did your thoughts immediately turn to having sex with everything?

...because the races are well known for what he said? I mean its your game afterall but thats well known knowledge of them I thought.

Too bad you are too socially awkward to even get a girlfriend, let alone fuck an animal to produce a living offspring.

Unicorns are known for raping and eating virgins. Does that mean every unicorn in every setting rapes and eats virgin women?

So... what about that prevents you from including spider girls in your game that are implicitly(!) sexy and seductive? Or considering how hard you're refluffing the races of Greek mythology, why not refluff these spider girls until they're PG-13?

Stop thinking with your dick, user.

>Rattlesnake
No step on snek

It does. And since humanoids are known for sexual reproduction everyone is boning 24/7 nigga so all RP is ERP. that's just this thread logic, yo

He is thinking with his dick, and is thus incapable of making pg13 versions of things.

If you don't like them so much, then hide this thread and move on with your life. Better yet, go to a site like Reddit where people aren't allowed to have politically incorrect opinions so you can enjoy never having to see threads outside of your comfort zone.

Snek is superior monstergirl

Because they bring nothing to the table and they're not interesting. Also, an all female race that reproduces by raping male humans is too fetishy.

So you can use originally sex centered races in a non fetish way, but not driders?

>Doesn't like forcing fetish created races into a game
>LOL GO BAT 2 REDDIT SCURB
Faggot.

So what you're suggesting is that it's entirely possible to have Spider Girls in a setting without them being fetish bait?

Let's not forget the source material. The Greeks were a bunch of horny fuckers, the Japanese have monsters with scrotums so large they can use them like makeshift parachutes and even the relatively prudish Bible had literal rape gangs that went around raping people purely because they aren't from around here. And then there's the Catholic Church shouting for centuries that removing prostitution from a society is like removing the sewers from a city.

We've been in a magical realm all along.

What do mermaids bring to the table that arachnes do not? Out of the box they're the same: a seductive beast-woman race that according to some versions consists of only women. Hence why "merman" sounds so counterintuitive: we only think of the mermaids.

Hell, some versions of the kitsune literally exist as waifu material. They're perfect waifus until you discover their secret.

And what about that Arthurian myth where... I think Gawain meets a witch who transforms into a beautiful woman because Gawain refused to fuck her old witch form?

How do they bring nothing to the table?

Also, how are they too fetishy compared to the other female races listed?

See, if you weren't thinking with you dick, youd realize exotic races being a lot to the table. At least in systems that can model them.
Inb4 full collapse to humans, elves and dwarves only arguments.

How are spider girls any more of a fetish than any of the other fantasy races presented in this thread? You are clearly thinking with your dick instead of your brain, as there is nothing stopping you from just changing spider girls to the point where they aren't a "fetish", like driders or that one type of demon which has the lower body of a spider.

Sure. Go for it. Just don't get surprised when you get slapped and thrown out of the host's house.

I'm sure that would happen, yes. I bet you're man enough to do it yourself, all the time.

Don't forget those Slavs and Rusalka.

You clearly don't belong here. I am pretty sure that the built-in extension has let you hide threads for while, take advantage of it.

I dont think I know anyone who would throw a fit like that over this. At least, nobody without a mental disability. The tard totally might, but he doesnt host and isnt invited any more.

Tell me this. Why the fuck are these spiderGIRLS instead of something else? How is a all-female race that reproduces only via cross-species rape allowed in a socially adjusted group of adults? That shit stays at home to fap to, not at the table where you heavy-breath describe your waifu's tits.

How are mermaids an entirely female race?

How are dryads only depicted as female?

>How is a all-female race that reproduces only via cross-species rape allowed in a socially adjusted group of adults?
Don't worry, there's satyrs and centaurs if you're worried about sexism.

Then have spider boys too, jesus christ.

There is nothing that states that spider girls can only reproduce via crosspecies rape. Lamia, Nymphs, Furies, and many other races are entirely female yet they don't do that. Please stop projecting your own desires.

To out people like you, of course. ItsIt's not like you are polite enough to wear a "I think only with my penis" shirt.

>I don't like this OP idea where he uses an image from a sexually charged anime and the idea behind it
>Lol Dryads are all-female so it's fine

How would Dryads and many many other fantasy races that are entirely female and sexually charged not make it fine? I love how puritans don't even present a real argument.

>it's a "both parties argue past each other at strawmen" episode

Mermaids are a fantasy staple and never used that way in games so they're fine.
They're never used sexually in games so they're fine plus they have like 1,000 years of historic myth to support them.
Nobody in this thread seems to agree with you on that point.
Good thing they're not a normal race and has to repopulate via magical means. This means they are in the "outsider" creature type and everyone knows you cannot play as an outsider race without some 10+ LA.
So you pull out your dick and wag it in front of guests to weed out who gets offended? Thank god nobody ever goes to your house.

>puritans
Lol nice meme bro. Maybe realize that atheists can have social standards as wel?

>Spidergirls, despite being massive (other than small breed), can probably crawl through holes most humans wouldn't fit through

Not if their torsos are still human-sized like in OP's pic. Their abdomens are large enough that they'd have trouble just navigating normal doors.

The small breed type in OP's pic would probably work better, but you'd still have to work out what exactly she does with her legs when navigating a small space.

>They're never used sexually in games
Neither are spider girls.

>plus they have like 1,000 years of historic myth to support them
Who is Arachne?

It's fine as long as you have a group that can deal with non-standard fantasy races. God help you if you have an autist in the group though. They complain about everything, from things being "too anime" to bringing up pilitics every five a conds to bitching that entirely nonsexual situations are magical realm. I auggest an in-person grpup, it really cuts down on those types.

Nymphs might be outsiders, but furies and lamia aren't. 2/10, could use more effort.

Exactly. Who?
Besides, spiderGIRLS are always going to be sexually charged. It's different with centaurs and unicorns because they've been stripped of obvious sexual "chargedness" over years of use in both literature and at the table.

Sorry easily offended dick-thinking user, there are differences between having a female fantasy creature and literally flashing strangers. I mean, jesus christ, you must be a real sick puppy not to get that.

I'm pretty sure that he is just trolling at this point, at least he helps keep the thread bumped.

SpiderGIRLS are not fantasy creatures. They're anime creatures taken from an anime where the MC has a literal harem of monstrous women trying to get his dick.

So why not do the same to spidergirls, dick-thinking user? Is the secret answer that you preger arguing to playing games?

Sorry any n, you failed to recognize the difference between make believe and public flashing. Any of your comments from here on out cannot ne viewed as honest or sane.

>Monster Musume invented spider girls
How does this guy even believe his own bullshit?

I'm honestly not dick thinking, just stating that every version of spider girls used in every media so far has been using them with sexually charged themes, and nothing countering this. So when you show someone this you'll get the same reaction as if you just showed them sergals and they have a Minor understanding of what a sergal is.

Either he has mental problems, or he doesn't. That became clear when he revealed he was a sex offender.

Speaking of sexually charged, does Not show a sexually charged theme, especially when shown next to the race of female dominant BDSM loving bitches?

Called it, too busy dick thinking and arguing to play games or do anything productive.

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>Revealed he was a sex offender
???
Now you're just making shit up to defend yourself.

>Exactly. Who?
Plebeians need to be autobanned.

>Besides, spiderGIRLS are always going to be sexually charged.
Like all the other races that are female-only or so heavily emphasize the women men might as well not exist? And you also keep dancing around literal semen demons. If they can be made "classy", what's stopping spider girls?

>It's different with centaurs and unicorns because they've been stripped of obvious sexual "chargedness" over years of use in both literature and at the table.
Driders don't count, right? Nor does the totally not sexual at all original Arachne? Do you know how fucking rare it is for a woman to not be sexualized in Greek myth? For fucks sake, Hera made a man blind because he implied women enjoy sex more than men.

Nah, he was obvious about it when he thought make believe involved showing your dick to strangers.

Goes to
Darn phone format.

Now here's where you're wrong. "Showing you're dick to stranger was in this postResponding to Saying he likes to show sexual stuff to weed out puritans.

Sorry sex-offender kun, pg13 level tittilation is not the same as your public flashing. That you got confused about this is troubling.

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>Hey you said thing not relating to public flashing at all
>You must be a public flasher
Thanks never-left-mom's-basement user. Be sure to think about me while you're fapping to arachnapornia

So tell me this. Why is it that not a single person in this thread has argued against this obvious problem of an all female race? If there were spiderGUYS it would probably not be nearly as fetish fueled.

It was directly related to public flasing, sex-offender kun. In fact, it was a literal description of public flasing.

Because several have pointed out there could be spider guys already. Its It's just that the sex offender is all riled up by now.

Yes. And apparently-called-a-sex-offender was stating another user likes to do it to route out puritans at his table.

>Why is it that not a single person in this thread has argued against this obvious problem of an all female race?
Why are you actively ignoring half of the thread? Did you just read the first three posts and decide you've read all 89?

You're calling the wrong user a sex offender. I wish I could turn on video chat through Veeky Forums and see the disgusting fat fuck behind this post.

To answer OP's question, it depends on the system and setting. In D&D you really can't for the same reason that you can't be a Drow Noble adventurer, the races are just too powerful and out of line with a regular party. Unless everyone is on that level, it just wouldn't work out.

In GURPS for example, all races and classes are their own template which cost a set amount of points, so you definitely can play as a spider-person as long as your class+race+other things are within the limit given to you by the GM. That said your chosen class may not be as glamorous as one chosen by a Kobold, but the extra abilities your gain as a spider-person would certainly make up for it.

There is a sum total of two posts besides mine addressing this and neither have responses.

Of course

Sure. But you can only play spiderguys since apparently that's the only safe option.


By God this entire thread is retarded. Reminds me of that thread on /d/ on how a penis can be feminine.

See, the way you could tell he was a sex offender is that he confused having a lady in a roleplaying game with public flasing. Gonna take a while to walk that one back.

He didn't confuse. He gave an exaggerated example of his "weeding out the puritans". He never said in any of his posts "I flash people". Get your head out of your ass and fuck off to /d/ for your spiderporn.

Too bad for you Veeky Forums posters are skinnyfucks