slowly punch your way through with awesome mummies
Adam Bell
By playing Necro instead so you can kill things, ball, and block with fodder you don't care about.
Evan Rodriguez
You are slow team that -can- go fast. But since ghouls are really frail, you should play conservatively until you can actually score and not just run your ghouls forward like elves, because you DO NOT have 11 ghouls.
Andrew Bell
In just under 30 minutes, the epic shodown! A pretender to "The most hated coach" trophy (although recent machinations of Tooby might have made the competition a bit more tight) Penis13 will face super rookie, Ram "Let me run the clock every turn" ciamciam! Be there or go fuck yourself!
>more than 24 people would play in a league run by crab
haha, no
Austin Morales
23 and counting.
Dylan Lee
Mauled, if you ever retire, please don't hand over to a chucklefuck like Crab.
Nathaniel James
Would you rather it go to Special Eddy?
William Kelly
Just let me do it.
David Jackson
give it to me I gonna rig the shit up
Angel Bennett
>Crab meme-ing as a old cranky man. I have a hard time believing someone actually has that personality.
Get out of your hug box and stop being shit Crab.
Parker Scott
What?
Luis King
I voted yes because i'll know i'll get in and seeing some people get filtered out would stroke my elitist ego.
Luis Gutierrez
I have bad news for you then.
Anthony Gonzalez
>cant tell if I am getting better at undead or just lucky
Nolan Wright
Probably just lucky.
Kayden Ramirez
>tfw I realize I must be a dick when I play open match making >be me >playing box >have the ball, be at the opponents endzone with no chance for him to get to me >he does the auto end turns thing >turn 14 knock down his Block, Guard, Break tackle mummy and gang foul it >next turn gang foul his ag 4 blodge side step ghoul
Ayden Howard
His fault for auto ending turns while he still has players standing
Adrian Jenkins
6 CONNECTED USERS AND ONLY 3 ACTIVATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Levi Myers
>see that link for sekrit signups >check out the roasters >see Albion >TEA-SUCKING LIMEY heritage comes to fore ...should I do it or not?
my high elf team only has 2 rerolls, should i save for a reroll, or buy an apo?
Colton Miller
>dorfs can field 4 secret weapons
Blake Barnes
Do you have any elves you can't afford to replace?
The answer is yes, buy the apo
Justin Lopez
Cut-off day you last 4. Get your games done.
Alexander Thompson
So what's the most bullying team in secret league? Hobgoblin Slavers looks pretty good.
Brandon Gonzalez
Zoats
Jeremiah Smith
Thanks. What's the legal most bullying team in secret league.
Jackson Howard
Do you want a team of bullies or 1 player to make the enemy team regret life?
William Murphy
Team of bullies I guess, though I am curious what the one player team is since Daemons of Khorne are no-go.
Chase Turner
Half Orcs are bullies cause of all the tackle spam
I've seen some people play deamons of Slaneesh and just blitz every turn with the secret keeper and do nothing else, seems to work alright
Jacob Jackson
Northern Nipon's Oni is very strong also. If you want to bully with bash go with any of the super strong teams. Slaanesh Daemons bully because stupid amounts of hypno gaze.
Logan Cooper
noob here
what are some teams that play like chaos but aren't as hard? i like bashing and mutations
Lucas Howard
Nurgle, Pact, and Underworld are the only other teams with mutations on singles. I would only say Nurgle are close to easier, but they still have issues with faster teams.
If you want a bashing team with some good killing power, you can still go Chaos Dwarves. Their blockers get mutations on doubles and the team is pretty simple to learn.
Caleb Hill
If you had to choose between giving SPP on TD to either Chaos Warriors or your Beastmen for your first few games which would you choose? Does it really matter? Trying to learn this team
Samuel Stewart
Warriors, they need skills
Brayden Carter
how do you usually build your warriors? heres the ways i was thinking of
singles only would be something like block > tackle > claw
if i got doubles i could go block > dodge > whatever
AGI+ could be good for a ball carrier. AGI+ and sure hands would be even better
Ryan Hughes
Guard is probably better than tackle. Claw is not that important early on, especially if you get beastman clawers. MB can be also useful early if you want to gather SPP faster, though warriors have a perk of having 3 AGI and as such being reasonable fast to level with TDs.
Charles Powell
Unless you are only facing av9 you want Mighty Blow first. As for why:
AV7, claw is useless, MB isn't AV8, claw is +1 breaking armor, MB is +1 breaking armor AND injury AV9, claw is slightly better for +2, but in the cases you roll a 10+ anyways MB is added to the injury
Michael Stewart
block first, you want some guard, mighty blow, if +str then tentacles, dont worry about getting cpomb before your team actually has essential skills first or you'll probably just get rolled over by teams with block and guard
Chase Watson
Rebbit League in meltdown.
Turns out Veeky Forums does get shit done. Sometimes.
Ryder Phillips
>LogicsFate and IgnoredConscience both also are reddit leaguers Go figure
Mauled, care to elaborate how the seeding this season works since we got some changes?
Jacob Williams
the fuck is a fling
Liam Hernandez
Hafling you dumdum
Gabriel Robinson
those give you negative cool kid points because theyre ugly
Michael Martinez
All right what about lizardmen?
Josiah Reyes
Fuck what everyone else says. Cool Kid points come from BB Code autism and kickass player portraits on fumbbl. If BB2, you won't get any because you own BB2.
Matthew Ortiz
which team has the best big guy?
Parker Stewart
Lizards with their Krox probably, but Nurgle's Beast is a close second.
Jackson Howard
beast of nurgle
Ryder Rogers
Despite what rumors say, there is no limit on people allowed or teams for secret league. So make your team and prepare to get diced anyways.
Gabriel Thomas
ZUW lose their chance for playoffs, while EDS have to count on next match having favourable outcome.
Oliver Miller
How do you guys like your Dark Elf to be skilled up on the chaos pact?
I figure you are going to take a lino with +ag and give him block, sure hands, pass, accurate (dodge).
So do you make the dark elf a receiver, a sacker, a marker, a ball retreaver?
Brody Smith
Goblin works fine as a retreiver, I'd proably make him a sacker. Wrodge, leap, VLL makes him a nightmare to deal with. Then the goblin can come in with two heads and big hand for the pickup.
Zachary Diaz
he's good as a cagebreaker, 2heads horns or leap and long legs or something
Julian Adams
I'm partial to mummies, although the low MA can hurt.
Austin Lopez
Mummies and tomb guardians are blockers not big guys
All big guys have bone head, wild animal, very stupid, or root.
If you don't need to roll to activate him he isn't a big guy
Jackson Collins
Ah, okay. Fair enough.
Probably one of the wild animal ones, then. The lack of needing a non-stupid adjacent to have a decent chance of not fucking your roll up is amazing (assuming they're in the thick of things, which they really ought to be).
Jordan Peterson
They're big and they're also guys therefore your definition is wrong.
Ian Gonzalez
The wild animal big guys tend to be the worst ones. Frenzy and low AV means that they're likely to get into scrums they can't handle. They also eat blitzes, which is terrible.
gotta agree here, wild animal is actually substantially worse than really stupid, ALTHOUGH not losing your tackle zones when you fail it is good
bonehead is obviously the best
Justin Williams
Wild Animal is better than Really Stupid 100%, but the Wild Animal players are worthless.
Parker Phillips
yyyyyyeah
Leo Bennett
>the 2 rules of the league are no dwarves and no being a dick
What did he mean by this?
Dylan Nelson
Failing Wild Animal doesn't lose you your tackle zones, and Wild Animal has a better chance of not fucking up without a non-big next to it (1/2 normally, 5/6 on a block or blitz).
Wild Animal is better.
Dominic Rodriguez
...
Joseph Hughes
Yeah Mauled!
Ian Thomas
>not the block on the skink that dropped the ball and bounced it on another >not the missed pass that still lands >not the 4 push crowd surf.
>thinking it is crab I know you were dropped on your head, but come on now.
Nathaniel Thomas
...
Noah Gray
>humiliating someone that is clearly new
Lucas Hall
Funny Team Name vs League of Orcy Gentlemen ends
1-0 in favor of the humans
how did i humiliate him? i'm not a bully
Caleb Ward
>I'm not a bully >Lel guys crab is a meme I'll put him on my team xD
Matthew White
calm down hothead...heh... your head might catch fire... heh
Evan Diaz
>my opponent sucks >I'll just run around making unnecessary rolls and running my ball carrier around his pitch baiting surfs/punishment Playing like a tard is rude as fuck and patronizing.
Ian Lewis
he didn't play that bad, the only real big mistakes i saw was dodging into tacklezones instead of out of them when he could have