This is the thread where we continue to laugh at this guy: Other guys also welcome
That Guy Thread
Lucas Reed
Sebastian Bennett
The summary
Alexander Hughes
Only one I remember being in a thread for that got a similar level of response was the ca/tg/irl that had an affair with the DM's very underage son.
Jeremiah Evans
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Adam Howard
>Group has That Guy
>Typical obnoxious bull-shit
>DM won't get rid of him
Alright, now lets take a guess as to why
>That Guy happens to be the brother/cousin of some girl the DM is trying to impress
>That Guy is the DM's relative or retarded friend he keeps around as a pet
>A good player will leave if DM kicks out That Guy
>Will cause severe problems for the DM out of the game
>Wants to watch his group suffer
Never ending chain of fucking shit. Feels like I'm spiraling down into an abyss, forced into a constant nightmare loop I can't wake up from.
Hunter Torres
Oh dear God. It hurt to read that.
Aiden Rogers
Amazing. Nice of her to not just get his ass banned, though.
Joshua Rogers
It's simple, you'll end up stopping the game because of him.
> Start GMing a group with 2 players in medieval fantasy setting
> One is a mage, the other a warrior
> Everything is going pretty well for the first session
> Second session, warrior complains that mage is too powerful
> Mage complains that warrior is too tanky
> Try optional fighting rules from rulebook
> Mage thinks it's still not balanced and we should houserule the warrior's feats
> Mage says we should try other gaming systems
> Ignore complaints and continue playing
> Third player joins the game, plays as a monk
> Everything returns to normal for two sessions
> Fifth session
> Mage wants to change his character out of the blue
> Reluctantly accept, since we've been playing for a little while now
> New character is ripped off Naruto setting, Ice ninja with special eye technique
> Character backgroung says the eye comes from his mother, who died in his arms
> New character has a japanese name for each of his "techniques"
> Confront him with his weird choice in a medieval fantasy setting
> "I don't see what's wrong with my character"
> Keeps complaining with "It's not fair, my character is good" until I accept his new character
> New character comes into party
> Warrior and Monk feel something is odd with the setting
> Both find excuses to avoid the next game
> Never play again
Jason Johnson
> Keeps complaining with "It's not fair, my character is good" until I accept his new character
This is where you went wrong, bro. Never cave about this shit, much less when it's a narutard.
Have a look at the thread itself! The summary actually makes the sperg come off as better than he really is.
Parker Martinez
Oh sweet fucking Jesus. Not sure if funny or sad or horror movie material but all I know is that I am laughing.