Settings Thread

I'm in the mood to hear some interesting setting ideas. Give me your sales pitch for a unique setting in three sentences or less.

Everything's dead and it's all your fault.

God put down his hammer on a planet after forging a star since it was time for dinner. The Hammer reacted with the material the planet was made of and made crazy geology and new life on the planet as well as functioning as a giant tower that is the source of all magic. God doesn't want to pick The Hammer back up because it'll hurt the new life, but he also really wants his hammer back so now he, his wife and all their kids are on the planet trying to figure out how to pick it up without hurting anyone.

Magic apocalypse rendering the world a barely inhabitable shell of its former self. Everywhere you go, there are numerous distortions in reality as a side-effect of liberal magic abuse. Magic is now frowned upon by the surviving population, and there are factions that dedicate their lives to destroying magic-users, arcane knowledge and magical artifacts.

Might be an interesting campaign setting if all of your characters are some variety of wizard.

Cozy magitech-steampunk world full of superheroes and monster huntan'.

The precursor race ruled the planes and heavens themselves, but perished in a bloody civil war between two factions within themselves: the Virtual and the Concrete. The world was a massive lab of theirs, rendered barren for millions of years by bombardment (and will soon return to this state, as the winters grow longer and harsher). The former creations of this race, who have forgotten their celestial heritage, must use their ruined artifacts and vessels to either save their dying world or escape before their mother's barren corpse claims them as well.

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