How do you like your horses, Veeky Forums?
How do you like your horses, Veeky Forums?
Blake Lopez
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Adrian Ward
for sexual
Leo Jackson
Dangerous on both ends, and crafty in the middle.
Lucas Cruz
Amazing.
Benjamin Thompson
>The first post is one second older than the second
WHAT?
Parker Barnes
Privileges.
Jayden White
...
Ryder Evans
Trained and smart
Ethan Barnes
It's just another piece of equipment. They are not even considered as live beings in my book.
Oliver Foster
it is actualy the other way around , which is quite amazing
Asher Ward
Your setting has robot horses?
Hudson Flores
Tiny, Multicolored, and Magical.
Asher Kelly
High
Luis Cruz
loyal, semi-intelligent, and swift.
Grayson Evans
lewd
Zachary Sullivan
No, it has absolutely normal horses. I just don't give a single fuck about them. They are just tools, like other bits and pieces of my gear. Thus they are objects, not live beings
Horse got shot? Damn, now I need to walk at 1/6 of the speed
Horse got stolen? Damn, that was my savings for past two campaigns
Horse is sick? Sell it before it dies
Horse is dead? They are tasty if first roasted and then cooked
Michael Hughes
Fucking cute girls with their dicks
Ethan Hall
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Jayden Evans
This.
Nothing lewder than a cute girl getting stretched by a dick as big as their arm.
Ian Diaz
How does anything you say about horses not apply to your character or your body?
Luis Brown
Sweet Jeebus! At least censor that shit! We're not /d/ here.
Mason Howard
You're a perverted sick fuck, people like you should be euthanized for supporting handholding before marriage
Logan Ramirez
Trips delivers truth upon us
Justin Baker
Little and mine
Luis Walker
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Lucas Kelly
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Carson Gray
Who?
Mason Diaz
Yes! Any more Vempire fans?
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Nathaniel Powell
Scaled down horses I am entitled to.
Nicholas Ward
Medium rare.
Josiah Sullivan
level
Liam Sanchez
I crafted a flesh golem in the shape of a horse so I'd never have to feed/rest them while they pull our groups carriage
Nathaniel Taylor
Same but with a nice wine pairing
Easton Jenkins
But my character is just collection of numbers. I don't role-play in TTRPG.
That's what PBFs are for.
And even in them I treat horses as absolutely expandable gear.
Logan Williams
>Medium rare
>Medium
>Not just rare
You are a savage. I bet you also throw your own feces at your family members in dispute over who gets the last piece of your medium rare abhorrence.
Robert Murphy
alive
Ethan Mitchell
Held.
Julian Cox
>New players
Fantasy Motorcycles, they exist to expedite travel, and will never do anything else.
>Familiar players
Loyal companions with "interesting" quirks and slight variations: Lager is a draft horse who has a much better carrying capacity, he doesn't get tired even with a fully armored knight atop him. Sue is an aged mare, evidently on her last legs, but appears to have a sixth sense about incoming danger. Blinky has two speeds: Going and Already Went Past, he apparently lives to go as fast as he possibly can, and has the bonus to movement speed to back it up.
>Everyone has been playing for ages and we all know each other.
My horses have some... quirks. Adler chews through ropes instinctually. He never wanders far, just he doesn't stay tied up. Ginny evidently was quite the warhorse in her day... but she's developed a taste for flesh. If she doesn't get either a lump of meat or to pick at the carrion once per day, she gets cranky. Harald is... well... you are certain he is a horse. Yes. Has to be. Definitely. The fact that he appears to periodically say... things... is irrelevant. He's a horse.
Samuel Cooper
I guess you never ate horse meat to sprout bullshit about rare.
Unless it's roasted and then cooked or served raw after extensive mincing, you can break your fucking teeth on all the sinew.
David Richardson
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Lincoln Miller
>rare
Spotted the caveman who hasn't discovered fire yet