go to FLGS

> go to FLGS
> find "looking for group" posterboard
> pick one
> email saying you are interested
> make a character, sometimes with help from Veeky Forums
> start making schedule, be relatively open but not too open so as not to arouse suspicion
> close to game day, say you can't come and ask if they could please hold up for you?
> they usually do at least once because most gamers are nice people
> now you have two choices: either delay again or just not show up.
> you have to be good at reading people to decide which to do
> if you cancel again, be SURE to agree to the third time
> then, don't show up
> rinse and repeat

I love doing this shit. It's REALLY easy to do especially if you have a couple extra throwaway emails.

It works best if they really need you in the group, for example if you are the only person playing a healer, or some other really essential party role. The best part is when you get the GM to base like the entire starting adventure hook around your character, so that he basically needs you there to start, then you flake out without even telling him.

You're the reason we can't have nice things.

>It works best if they really need you in the group, for example if you are the only person playing a healer, or some other really essential party role. The best part is when you get the GM to base like the entire starting adventure hook around your character, so that he basically needs you there to start, then you flake out without even telling him.

Another thing to add to the list of reasons why doing character creation as a group in the first session is a good idea.

>dat squirrel

10/10, OP. I'd gleefully stab you in the throat were we to ever cross paths on a busy street. good show.

Which of his bones would you stab him with ?

I think this is something you can be reported with on Veeky Forums for this

You are a shit, and I hope bad things happen to you. But thanks for the squirrel, it amused me.

I do the same thing with online games.

Gotta love showing hype for a campaign only to drop two days before the first session.

>be a GM
>have dozens of applications
>let someone in the game
>someone doesn't show
>can you hold up for me?
>say yes but don't actually hold up for him
>have literally anyone fill in

It's never a problem, because I'm not a bad DM that builds scenarios around the existence of a single class or party member.