>be me
>be a Pround Space Marine of the Imperium, patrolling a planet for heretics
>suddenly, from behind you, you hear a small voice say "wotz goin' on, boss?
>you turn around to find a small, female Ork watching you
>you ask her where her tribe is
>she says "Dey left me cuz' dey sez I lookz un-orkish"
>you've never met a female ork before, or even seen any kind of female in months.
What do you do?
I think you already know what I'd do.
Wierd, my chainsword sure seems to be making alot of racket today.
Do female Orks exist?
I thought they were asexual fungus creatures or something?
Just go with it.
>you ask her where her tribe is
Wrong answer, heretic. The Codex Astartes instructs faithful battle brothers in this situation to slay the xenos and consume its flesh in order to gain tactical knowledge, rather than wasting time on interrogation.
But then you wouldn't have the sex. And the propagation of mankind is very important.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a heretic.
I want that Orc pussy.
Double bag it and don't forget the fungicide