>be me
>be a Pround Space Marine of the Imperium, patrolling a planet for heretics
>suddenly, from behind you, you hear a small voice say "wotz goin' on, boss?
>you turn around to find a small, female Ork watching you
>you ask her where her tribe is
>she says "Dey left me cuz' dey sez I lookz un-orkish"
>you've never met a female ork before, or even seen any kind of female in months.
What do you do?
I think you already know what I'd do.
Wierd, my chainsword sure seems to be making alot of racket today.
Do female Orks exist?
I thought they were asexual fungus creatures or something?
Just go with it.
>you ask her where her tribe is
Wrong answer, heretic. The Codex Astartes instructs faithful battle brothers in this situation to slay the xenos and consume its flesh in order to gain tactical knowledge, rather than wasting time on interrogation.
But then you wouldn't have the sex. And the propagation of mankind is very important.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a heretic.
I want that Orc pussy.
Double bag it and don't forget the fungicide
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Thankz, boss.
>dakka
So what your saying is, the Codex Astartes instructs us to eat her out?
Gotcha.
Call her a little git and stomp 'er flat
Carry her on my shoulders and carry on like usual
>female Ork
That's clearly a human woman childling, painted in a green substance that is probably acrylic-based.
I fail to recognize the significance of this happenstance. Surely she must retain the reasonings for her actiondoings.
Yes, 40k orks don't have females or genitals. It's funny to ignore that fact from time to time though.
ELF SLAVE WAT DO
Blamming.
I know an Inquisition trick when I see one.
>be me
No shit, brother-captain obvious.
this. The big =][= is looking to blam a space marine
>What do you do?
NOT PEDOPHILIA.
>be me
>be a Pround Space Marine of the Imperium, patrolling a planet for heretics
>suddenly, from behind you, you hear a small voice say "wotz goin' on, boss?
>turn around and immediately pulverize another vile enemy of mankind
>ask your sergeant where you're needed next
>he says "as you know, most of our battle brothers are stationed in space, ready to deep strike"
>you've never been on deep strike duty
Purge. It's obviously Slaaneshi sorcery.
kill the inhuman beast in the name of the Emperor!