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New planeswalker from today's story.

magic.wizards.com/en/story/planeswalkers/kaya-ghost-assassin

magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/laid-rest-2016-08-03

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we wuz planewalker n sheeit

where da white mana at

Jesus Christ the pandering is more in your face than the new Ghostbusters movie.

>Descended from nobility

WE

Sheeeiiit.

>A reckless black assassin wrecking chaos to a whole plane by killing a white king

SHE DINDU NUFFIN. SHE WAS TURNING HER LIFE AROUND, HELPING NOBLE CAUSES AND WORKING PART TIME!

>"Indeed. And how shall I address you, Miss—?"

>"Kaya's fine."

>In fact, Kaya came from a noble line herself

LITERALLY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEIT

Hahahahahaha Wizards you spineless bunch of faggots

Cue hundreds of posts about how Wizards is sticking it to all the "racist haters" as if anyone actually gives a shit.

Roland Deschain, the Gunslinger in search of the Dark Tower, is now black too you know.

Everything must pander to the minorities and females now.

Did it ever mention his skin colour in the Dark Tower? It's been too long for me to remember either way.