Why would you ever play a character that isn't an elf?
>B-but I want to play a strong, ferocious warrior There's an elf for that (Wild Elf)
>B-But I want to be a sneaky rogue/ranger There's an elf for that (Wood Elf)
>B-But I want to be a wizard/a skill focused rogue/bard There's an elf for that (Gray elf)
>B-But I want to play an exotic and powerful barbarian from a distant land There's an elf for that (brown elf)
>B-But I want to be evil and sadistic and edgy There's an elf for that (dark elf)
>B-But I want to be a mermaid There's an elf for that (aquatic elf)
>B-But I want to be a stinky, unshaven manlet Pretty sure there's an elf for that too if you look hard enough.
You could literally remove all non-elves without losing out on variety or character options. Unless you really want to play a humie, and even then there's an elf for that (half elf).
I dislike Marcille being used for shitposting threads.
Ayden Jones
>I don't want pointy ears >I don't want an extended life time >I want be a robot >In no way I want to be associated with Woody Allen >I don't want to be called an elf And to be honest the only reason elves interest me in TES and SoS is because they have culture gimmicks/anything else gimmicks besides stat boosts.
Camden Cooper
Let's make it a Marcille thread instead, then.
Nicholas Cook
What if I don't want to be a faggot?
Chase Walker
Straight Elves are a rare elven subrace that is believed to be extinct. Maybe your DM will let you play one if you suck his dick real good.
Brandon Howard
Elves are not faggots. They're twinks.
Jonathan Sullivan
Pure elves are all dead, and in the society the game is starting in half-elves (in actuality significantly less than half at this point) are the upper class and I'd rather play a middle-to-lower class sort of dude.
Andrew Nguyen
Because elves are only good for being raped.
Christopher Jenkins
So we reached meme-status. Good job everybody.
Bentley Thomas
But there's also a human for all of those, too. Variable stat boosts, culture, and a feat tend to do that.
Noah Carter
Is there a chart of all that?
Colton Sullivan
Why would you ever play a character that isn't a human?
>B-but I want to play a strong, ferocious warrior There's a human for that (Romans and Anglo-Saxons)
>B-But I want to be a sneaky rogue/ranger There's a human for that (Romanian Gypsie)
>B-But I want to be a wizard/a skill focused rogue/bard There's a human for that (Frenchman)
>B-But I want to play an exotic and powerful barbarian from a distant land There's a human for that (Negro/Persian)
>B-But I want to be evil and sadistic and edgy There's a human for that (Spaniard/Muslim)
>B-But I want to be a mermaid There's a human for that (Atlantean)
>B-But I want to be a stinky, unshaven manlet There's a human for that (Slav)
You could literally remove all non-humans without losing out on variety or character options. Unless you really want to play an elf, and even then there's a human for that (Greeks).
Juan Ramirez
>B-but I want to not be an elf There's an elf for that (Not Elf)
Chase Baker
>You could literally remove all non-humans without losing out on variety or character options Yeah, because there are so many elves, dwarfs and orcs in real life to play as.
Gabriel Watson
>spaniard as evil race >not eternal anglo
Michael Jackson
What if I want to play a minotaur?
Michael Stewart
>Yeah, because there are so many elves, dwarfs and orcs in real life to play as. >dwarfs Jews. >orcs Middle-Eastern nationalities. >elves Greeks, Italians etc.
Jose Ramirez
But I want to be a golem tho...
Caleb Walker
Metal Elf?
Julian Cruz
What if I don't want to be an arrogant racist prick?
>Implying the most racist and long lived species wouldn't be the most arrogant and repulsive things to talk to. Yeah. Elves suck.
William Robinson
Or dwarf. Or elf. I think the rest are probably fine or more on the "monster" side than "player race" side
Henry Cruz
Am I mistaken? Most of the time someone on this board talks about supremacy, genociding other races and being the masterrace I could be sure it's a human. Thise crusaders are no elves or dwarfs.
Hunter Perry
>Why would you ever play a character that isn't an elf?
Because elves can't grow beards.
Dominic Roberts
Unless you really want to play an elf, and even then there's a human for that (Greeks).
I dunno, I always think of elves as being fairly free from body hair, not to mention unibrows.
Parker Young
Wow, I fucked up both quote and reply number. I'm bad at this.
Dominic Lopez
>elves can't grow beards. Ok
Brody Ward
u wot
Aaron Nelson
I want to play straight white male. There is no elf for that.
Aaron Watson
...do I have to be the one to point out the common name for the dwemer?
Mason Hill
Dwemer:
The Dwemer (also referred to as the Dwarves, Deep-Elves,[1] Deep Folk,[2] Deep Ones,[3] or the People of the Deep),[4] were an ancient "Lost Race"[5] of Mer who were remnants of the early Aldmer,[6] and lived primarily in the region of Dwemereth.
Mer: Mer (also called Elvenkind or just Elves, or rarely Elfs) as a collective term, encompasses beings of the elven race in Tamrielic culture.
You can call them whatever you want, they're elves.
Anthony Wood
Because knife-ears don't get rights. Also
>playing in a setting with ny race other than human
Wyatt Smith
You call that a beard? That's peach fuzz you damn pansy.
Aiden Martinez
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLIN AT THE ZOO
WE WASHED OUR HANDS IN ELVEN BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE KEEB MACHINE, TWO BY TWO BY TWO
THE PURE MAN MARCHES ON
Mason Powell
So are orcs, in the Elder Scrolls.
Evan King
...
Hudson Flores
And?
Jordan Johnson
Also in Tolkien.
David Powell
I want to play someone fabulous. Elves are too ugly for me.
James Garcia
You forgot >B-but I want to play an arrogant, racist, power-tripping wizard
There's an elf for that (Gold/Sun elf).
Benjamin Nelson
>jojo
You're gayer and dumber than a congo line in San Francisco.
Jeremiah Brown
>JoJo >gay FABULOUS you mean
Matthew Walker
No, I mean retarded. And gay in the worst way. Worst way gay.
Cameron Foster
F A B U L O U S
Christopher Hill
>But I vant to be zee master race, Undermenschen.
Checkmate, gaythiest.
Jeremiah Cooper
>jojo >not fabulous Even the dweebs there can pose fabulously.
Robert Taylor
Why would you ever want to play a character that isn't a Human?
>B-but I want to play a strong, ferocious warrior There's a Human for that (Black)
>B-But I want to be a sneaky rogue/ranger There's a Human for that (Jew)
>B-But I want to be a wizard/a skill focused rogue/bard There's a Human for that (White)
>B-But I want to play an exotic and powerful barbarian from a distant land There's a Human for that (Jap)
>B-But I want to be evil and sadistic and edgy There's a Human for that (Arab)
>B-But I want to be a mermaid There's a Human for that (Polynesian)
>B-But I want to be a stinky, unshaven manlet There's even a Human for that one (Indian)
You could literally remove all non-humans without losing out on variety or character options. Unless you really want to play an Elf, and even then there's even a Human for that (Irishman)
Ayden Nguyen
I have a counter-point
Luke Jackson
But be is the ubermench
Cameron Turner
>Nazis proclaim themselves to be the Ubermensch >Pole slaughters thousands of Nazi soldiers after spending more than a decade in a coma
what did they mean by this?
Elijah Thompson
Jewish golem, more like
Aiden Kelly
>Shrapnel to the brain >Decade as a vegetable >Several concussions >Various bullet, laser, plasma, explosive, stab and bite wounds >Overcomes enough muscle paralyzer to stop an elephant through sheer murderous anger Someone stat him
Connor Lopez
He's no Doomguy.
Gabriel Johnson
You guys do realize this is the fucking shit OP is poorly making fun of, right?
Isaiah Moore
I want to be short. Fuck you.
Hudson Wilson
What if B.J. is Doomguy?
Wyatt Jackson
>Quake marine vs Doomguy vs BJ Blazkowicz
Noah Russell
>>>if ((B-But I want to be a sneaky rogue) && (B-But I want to be evil and sadistic and edgy)){ There's goblins. GREEN SKINS 4 LYFE >>>}
Luke Sanders
Doomguy
Charles Ramirez
Why should we make them fight? Instead either make them into an death squad that kills everybody and anybody without remorse, or make a DoomQuakeBJ Man!
Daniel Lee
>Why Why not
Jace Flores
Look, at this point Elves are nothing but Humans with pointy ears and extended life. You can just say all the Humans got addicted to magic and mutated, ending up with pointy ears and prolonged life or some shit like that.
>>I want be a robot I've seen a ferocious amounts of robot elves
Alexander Wilson
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Benjamin Gray
>the dots start on the 4th fret instead of the 3rd >the double dots are on the 14th instead of the 12th >the spacing between them is inconsistent >there's no audio cable coming out it
Andrew Garcia
Hyrule has High Elves, Water Elves, Rock Elves, Fairy Elves...
Angel Murphy
ancestor summoning by default is a great fluff ability
