Also ladies and germs, its time to tell your best table top stories
Or post your best screen caps
I will start
>Be playing Dragonlance in 3.5 on d20
>Playing with an okay team
>One guy don't give a shit, only ever looks at the screen when we are in combat
>Other guy is great role player, playing a wizard
>DM is godtier
>I am a seven and a half foot tall Golem they accidentally woke up. Most of my memory is missing, don't know shit.
>Just got out of our first major dungeon
>Going to Tarsis
>Through a very, very long story of time travel, lies, manipulation, and I'm faily certain a wish or 2, turned Tarsis into an oppressive theocratic religious state that worships the God of Death
>Basically Lawful Evil: The City
>DM decrips us walking past a brothel
>Golem doesn't know what the hell that is
>"Hey Adtar, whats that place?"
>"Uh... don't worry about it. I'll tell you later."
>We check in at an inn, Adtar decides to have hanky panky with one of the bar maids
>Gabriel is left to his own devices
>Curious, he goes back to the brothel
>"Welcome stranger! What can we do for you? or rather.. to you?"
>"Uh. I don't know."
>"Well, we can do pretty much anything, good sir! Why, just the other day we had a noble come in and spend the night with a goat!"
>"Um.... I like... forging?"
>ChildoftheDwarfs.jpg
>"Hm. Its been a while sense anyone ordered that. Head to room 10 and wait for Jenny."
>Go to room. Big, burly woman with nothing but a smiths apron comes in.
>"Take off that armor stud!"
>"Uh. It doesn't come off really, its part of me..."
>SuddenRealizetion.jpg
>"Oh. Oh God. I think you should leave."
>"Plz no. I want to learn about this 'sex' thing!"
>"... fine, but it'll cost you extra."
>Spend the next few hours learning all the ins and outs
>Afterwards, hire an elf and human prostitutes and spend the night with them
>Session coming to a close
>Jokingly ask the DM, 'How did Gabe do?'
>He rolls 1d10
>10/10
>I guess you could say
>He ROCKED their world!