The team's Crusader enjoys being a tank

>The team's Crusader enjoys being a tank
>Enjoys being a tank too much...

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I feel as though the joke would get old pretty fast. It works in the show because of comedic plot convenience.
And while having it be a sensual thing as it is with Darkness would be...one way to do it, I also like the idea of an old paladin/protective fighter who has grown to 'enjoy' taking blows because it's their way to protect the weaker and innocent, or perhaps as penance for their mistakes. Something like Reinhardt, but a few more doses of "If I give up and can't shoulder this pain, they will suffer..." but it's just clinging to a somewhat broken down ideal, and isn't always the best course of action. A more tragic reason for self sacrifice.

that's what makes them a great tank.
>"Lich lord, HURT ME! MOOOOORE!"

Funfact: undead are immune to fear but not disgust and awkwardness.

Initially I didn't much like her, as she seemed quite one-dimensional.
Then I remembered all the movies and shows where they can't even do one dimension right.
Then I decided, this is good.

She becomes better in her dedicated story arc, starting to lose some of her brain problems.

Then she gets shunted aside because of in-universe responsibilities.

The LN is much better, although it still has a lot of the 1D characters, esp. at the earlier volumes.

Eris and her Human Avatar, the thief who is Darkness' best friend is best girl

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>implying I don't LIVE FOR THIS
BRING ME ANOTHER

>HURT ME PLENTY
>ULTRA-VIOLENCE

This is so cheesy and hammy; I love it.

>Enjoys tanking the extent of screaming at enemies to hit her more
>Still has all her hair
>Has absolutely no marks of war
>Not even an anime-tier cute scar

>scars on someone who can take a magical nuke to the face and remain relatively unharmed
Her armor is basically just cosmetic since barely anything in the world can harm her in the first place.

What worries me more is that the LN supposedly describes her as being pretty Veeky Forums but she still looks like a standard skinny anime girl with pencil thin arms. Where are her thick biceps, powerful thighs and chiseled abs?

I want to use her as my bodyguard and NTR her while she watches and screams helpful advice like "Now stick it up her ass, master!"

When they showed her completely nude, I too, was disappointed that she wasn't rocking muscles that could shatter Kazuma.

Because stats.

Them tiddies though. I still don't know how they work.
>In clothes
>Standard anime balloon tits

>In nightwear
>Floppy pancakes

>Naked
>Literally the best anime tiddies I've ever seen
>Soft, fat and affected by gravity but still firm and plump

Just standard DEEN quality.

I think I'm gonna need sauce on this.

T-to use f-for my magical studies, of course. Totally not for drawing her naked on my canvas

I actually believe DEEN did a good job with Konosuba. It actually looks pretty decent for something made with a budget equivalent to the value of a pack of bubble gum.

KonoSuba episode 9. It suddenly gets really lewd out of nowhere.

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Wait, she was supposed to be ripped? Whelp, off to /d/ to request a pic of her buffed up.

Keep us posted on that, user.

>Monsters (Succubus) set up a shop were they provide erotic fantasies to customers for a little fee

This is the shit I really enjoy in fantasy/rpgs. Where a Monster that is specialized in THING uses said THING to run a successful business.

mhm, I also happen to enjoy Traditional Games

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Forgot image, damnit

You are a jew, aren't you?

I do enjoy how while everyone else in the party is effectively dysfunctional at their jobs and lives, she's clearly more than capable of being a successful and valuable member of any party.

She's just slumming with the worst party she can find because of her fetish.

Shhh
Follow him quietly.
Jews go wherever there are shekels and profit.
Let us be lead by him to the money!

You are an american nigger, arent you?

Kono Suba

Shhhh
Floow the nigger. Quietly.
Niggers love pineapples.
Follow the man, steal his pineapple.

She really isn't. A Crusader is supposed to be able to actually hit worth a damn as well as tank.

Thank you user

She's specialized, sure, but you could easily build a party around her abilities.

She's a pure defense tank, and that's absolutely a vable build in many RPGs.

At least she is more useful that team spellcaster (but Megumin still best girl).

>that spoiler
When it's consensual, it's cuckqueaning.

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Problem solved.

[Fortunate son intensifies]

>Fortunate Son
It ain't me, user.

Can't she destroy entire fortresses on command? Passing out afterwards seems like a relative small price to pay in exchange for the ability to fuck up castles and armies with just a few words. No I didn't watch the show, but it's come up often enough for me to know what her deal is.

Maybe today, but it's the same thing with cuckolding and there's also consensual NTR as far as I know.

She didn't even actually destroy the castle she was practicing on. She just annoyed the fuck out of the Death Knight residing in it.

Maybe like in most computer RPGs, such magic cannot effect large landmarks?

She's powerful, sure, but extremely limited. The only spell she can cast is EXPLOSION! and she can only do it once before passing out. And while being able to blow up everything in the general vicinity once per day can be useful, it's highly situational and not likely to be that much use to your average adventurer party.

But isn't it time for you to hang it up? You're not getting any younger.

>Blowing shit up
>Situational
Even if it is once a day. Explosions are always an answer to AT LEAST one problem a day, unless we are taking a day to chill.

I feel like rather than having high strength she's supposed to have a ridiculous constitution/fortitude/chunkyness stat. Aside from the plate armour (which I imagine would be more of a profiency in the system's sense) she's pretty crappy at combat in general so her strength itself is probably just higher than average.

>day off
>blow up some herd of cow
>lots of free steak

Man I fucking love it too.
Monstro town is MY FUCKING FAVORITE THING in any RPG I run into it.

Who is this Semen Demon, some bitch from KonoSuba-rt Online?

>goddess of deceit and pads

Yeah, no.

Man, her and the masochist tank make a perfect team.
I want both in my party. I mean, it's not like the wizard isn't already requiring stops for a whole day of rest every five minutes.

So he slaps on treads and a 120mm cannon and calls himself Abrams?

>HURT ME MORE, SNAKE
>MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN
>ONLY A FOOL TRUSTS HIS LIFE TO A WEAPON

Situational or not, if you absolutely have to learn only one spell "Fuck you and everything around you!" is far from the worst possible option. And your pic is possibly the sexiest thing I've ever heard in my life, so that counts for a lot too.

>YFW what she really said was "Cum now and walk the path of explosions with me"
>She has a paraphilia for explosions and it makes her horny as hell

I'd love to see similar scenario with young Garcia & minimaid doing the nasty while Roberta watches and advises.

you're only cementing her position as best grill. MC is stupid for not learning explosion as fast as possible

I, too, am strongly attracted to explosive women.
This is the first time I've seen a waifu actually made for me. It's weird.

>kicks a zombie in the stomach
>leg gets stuck
>"KNEE DEEP IN DEAD"

She used to have those anime fangs/sanggle teeth but they got chipped.

really though, "no teeth" is what a character like this would have unless they could rapidly regrow them like a shark or elf

Tender Onee-san maid who guides you through your first time
With someone else
"Muh dick" and "too cruel" at the same time.

Been there, done that.
Gangrel ecoterrorist with all the dots in Fortitude, anger issues and hedonistic streak. Did not particularly like getting hit, but loved proving to be fucking invincible. Because it's not about how hard you can hit, but how hard a hit you can take and still keep moving.
Among other thing lived through self-performed "suicide bombing" (using shaped charges, so it's not all that impressive really).

>>really though, "no teeth" is what a character like this would have unless they could rapidly regrow them like a shark or elf
>Not wanting gummy BJs
What are you, gay?

That's disgusting.

She lives in a magical world where the dead can be revived, so a teeth regeneration spell is probably something clerics sell for a pittance.

And now for something weird. I've already discussed on /a/ how these spells can probably grow dicks back too (it made sense in context). In that case, if I lived in such a world I'd probably get my dick cut off purely for the novelty (figuring out how it feels and the like) and then pay a cleric to grow it back for me. I'd probably gift the old, cut off penis to a girl I like or maybe sell as some kind of fleshy dildo.

There must be an entire fleshy dildo and fleshy pocket pussy business behind the scenes.

Because those are hard to draw, user.

>That spoiler
And you call me disgusting? The fucking nerve.

NEVER

KISAMA of the iron fortress managed to do it on a throwaway character with five lines in total.

It's DEEN. The fact you expeceted anything in the first place is laughable.

Piss off.

Not him, but the point is that it can be done about as simply as giving the girl developed arms instead of the twigs in Hence why DEEN gets shit for their animation.

Well... can't argue with that.
Dem tiddies though

Mah nigga. Thought the same thing.

Is this the sexy tank thread?

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Well, it could be. But you should post megumin instead.

>sexy tank thread

I came as fast as I could. :^)

>megumeme
>tank
>sexy

>posting worst germaniums

If you enjoy that, you'll probably love 8-bit Theater then. The first 20-30 comics are incredibly aged, however, once you get past that, it's all gold.

> "I came here to fight the english and now I'm in a fucking ditch".

Eris is lovely at every size, user. You just lack faith.

That sounds like the title of a light novel set during WW1.

Why doesn't Mr Self-Insert fuck the large-breasted blonde strong girl that clearly gets off on getting thrown around like a piece of tight meat?

Because as an anime protagonist who has multiple beautiful women lusting after his cock, he has the anatomical impairment of a fucking Ken doll and couldn't fuck them if he wanted to.

He almost did though. Guess he doesn't go through with it because he isn't actually attracted to borderline insane masochists.

Bet she can't even cum unless your dick is covered with spikes that tear her womb to pieces.

he's too japanese.
There's a reason they are having a population crisis.

If she's wearing pads to hide her lack of tits then "she" is probably hiding something else. God(dess) of deceit, remember.

I'll just hang out with best lich.

Are there any non-Hentai anime or manga where the protagonist regularly fucks the various woman partners that work with him?

Also I was under the impression only Darkness wanted his dick, Aqua is just s dumb party girl and Megumin is strictly pyrosexual.

PURGE

I think megumin would be okay with people who are also on the path of explosions.

He was extremely attracted to her though, only reason he doesn't follow through was because he thought she was actually a succubus disguised as his partner.

That doesn't excuse the fact that after he learns that was the real ladyknight, she EXPLICITLY TELLS HIM she thought his casual objectification of her was the hottest thing ever.

She was ready to get pumped right there! And he does nothing!

I can't fault a person for finding enjoyment and fulfillment in their calling.

>>Guess he doesn't go through with it because he isn't actually attracted to borderline insane masochists.
Look at this pleb taste right here.

Because he's a turbopleb who's massively turned off by masochism and sexually-enthusiastic women. He wants her to be a blushing virgin he can do horrible things to while she cries and hates it, probably because he's watched too much 3DPD Japanese porn.

The fact that she gets off on mistreament means she's not the 2pure waifu he thought she was, and he can't get over that. He has shit taste.

Especially since Darkness outright states she likes being treated nicely too, so she's totally open for being tenderly romanced when you're not having S&M funtimes.

>>He wants her to be a blushing virgin he can do horrible things to while she cries and hates it, probably because he's watched too much 3DPD Japanese porn.
>Check out Jap porn
>Kinky as shit
>Then it gets to the sex and they sound like rabbits being murdered and their faces actively look pained
And there went my boner. Why are Asian girls raised in Euro/Burgerland society such god-tier turbosluts when Asian porn is so appalling?

Because we learned perversion the proper way, from france.

Cutting body parts will drain them of blood and other liquids. i fear they will not keep a desirable shape.

You will need something like gentle repose I guess.