Stat me, Veeky Forums

Stat me, Veeky Forums

AC 10

STR: 12
Dex:22
Con:20
cha: 11
wis: 9
Int: 12

>STR: 12

More like Str 8.

>DEX 22

That's so fucking true, it hurts.

She has muscle tone, so at least 13 but lower than 16.

+1 lesbian

At least 16 STR because she is routinely throwing full grown men around.

So does she genuinely act like a warrior or is it forced? That look she has on her face evokes Dreamworks in my mind.
Because nothing's more painful for me to watch than the equivalent of 'how do you do fellow kids'.
>Yeah, we're going to do warrior stuff and eat meat and throw people around!
>Not because we enjoy it, mind you, but because we have to look like warriors and that's what warriors do, right?
>You have to kill people for no reason and spout shitty one liners and make fart jokes!
>Don't want to be a pussy, do you?

>cha: 11
Nah. Xena is pretty damn charismatic I'd say 15 at least.

Literally the most autistic post I read today. What the fuck do you even mean?

If you didn't watch Xena in your childhood or if you're underage b&, I can't say you'll lose much by ignoring it.

>your post

>does Xena: Warrior Princess® genuinely act like a warrior

You sound that dumb.

Size/Type: Large Magical BeastHit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Never seen the show, never got into watching television as a kid- we never had cable until I was in high school and I ended up spending most of my time doing homework or playing computer games instead.
So to answer the 'autist' question:
Yes.

10/10

please just never post again

Stat her?

nothing was consistent enough to stat. max dex and plot armor, high physical stats.

here.

Damn, Lucy Lawless was always into kinky shit. You can tell even by the look she always gives in those movies.

+5 to hit with throwing anuses?

Warrior / Princess

Was she actually a princess?

I mostly just watched Hercules.

>Lucy Lawless
Surprisingly still bangable at 48...

>does Xena: Warrior Princess® genuinely act like a warrior
>Xena: Warrior Princess®
>®

>Stat me, Veeky Forums
60% as powerful as this guy.
55% as pretty.

Easy as pie
>-4 str

Ayy

Was there ever a Xena/Hercules RPG? Because it seems like an obvious thing that would happen.