This video got me LMAO !!

My waitress told me about shorting Bitcoin. I bought more in preparation for the short squeeze.

Btw good luck shorting bitcoin x10 leverage

sauce on the music please :)

I will send a satoshi after the crash.

youtube.com/watch?v=B5-X_3_Kpww

where can you short bitcoin?

lol

don't even try

CBOE
Sunday at 5PM CDT.
Prepare yourself for the incoming crash.
It will crash, hard.

44% Margin on 1 BTC. Good Luck.

vitas russian singer
he has more weird shit
>oddly satisfying

damn this would make a great edit

one of you fuckers needs to add bitcoin insignia to the english horsemen and then the scots have different altcoins on their shields

kek, we are all gonna make it.

ive opened cboe.com now, would you mind guiding me where to click? english isn't my first language

quaility

>only shorting 10x one the most epic upcoming crashes of all time
Amateur.

10/10

this is what I come here for

Very nice, thank you for posting this video. I enjoyed it.

Checked and Kek'd

Praise Kek!!

cfe.cboe.com/cfe-products/xbt-cboe-bitcoin-futures?utm_campaign=bitcoin-futures&utm_medium=vanity-url&utm_source=na

i cannot find where do i create account ?

it's only for the Jewish community :^)

p gud

lmfao thanks OP

FUCKING AWESOME. thanks for making me kek so freaking hard

The Chicago Board of Options Exchange is a Stock Exchange.
You need to create an account with a brokerage firm.

cfe.cboe.com/trade-cfe/brokers

This isn't like some coin exchange online. Now you are dealing on a real exchange regulated by the SEC.
If you are not in/from the United States, I would probably say good luck getting an account with any American brokerage firm and trading on U.S. exchanges.

also is vitas the artist name by vitalik? ;)
the outfit surely matches his taste

Excellent

I'm sorry?

2nd this

Happy to make you laugh guys

Oh man this made my shitty day so much better thank you so much.

That was fucking hilarious lol